CT B.S. Thread
02-10-2011 | 03:48 PM
#241
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From: Higganum, CT
Scared girl in the back seat: "I was punching you in the back for 5 minutes screaming slow down. You didn't feel that?"
Me: "No"
Girl: "I hurt my hand"
Me: "If your hand was on the grab handle where it belongs it would be fine"
She hasn't been back since.
I like winter but i'm starting to look forward to boating already.
Me: "No"
Girl: "I hurt my hand"
Me: "If your hand was on the grab handle where it belongs it would be fine"
She hasn't been back since.
I like winter but i'm starting to look forward to boating already.
02-10-2011 | 03:56 PM
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From: At the office.
Regardless, I cant compete in the biggest Johnson contest, I know I cant hang with you guys!
02-10-2011 | 04:04 PM
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From: Connecticut
sayings often spoken on our boat
1. me: hammer down
brother: relax you are drunk
me: you are such a puss
2. if i had duct tape, i would tape those throttles to the dash
3. who the hell pissed all over the cabin
4. guest: how fast does this thing go
5. me: move the hell out of the way, i need lines and bumpers
6. me: turn this music up, its my jam
7. me: i am ****faced
1. me: hammer down
brother: relax you are drunk
me: you are such a puss
2. if i had duct tape, i would tape those throttles to the dash
3. who the hell pissed all over the cabin
4. guest: how fast does this thing go
5. me: move the hell out of the way, i need lines and bumpers
6. me: turn this music up, its my jam
7. me: i am ****faced
02-10-2011 | 05:05 PM
#244
Can You Hear Me Now??
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From: Old Saybrook CT
Scared girl in the back seat: "I was punching you in the back for 5 minutes screaming slow down. You didn't feel that?"
Me: "No"
Girl: "I hurt my hand"
Me: "If your hand was on the grab handle where it belongs it would be fine"
She hasn't been back since.
I like winter but i'm starting to look forward to boating already.
Me: "No"
Girl: "I hurt my hand"
Me: "If your hand was on the grab handle where it belongs it would be fine"
She hasn't been back since.
I like winter but i'm starting to look forward to boating already.
Sister in law: Stop the boat I think I broke my leg
Me: Get off the floor and stand up!
Her: I twisted my knee
Me Nope you where right the first time that thing is broken
Here: Sh!t really get me a beer
Me: here is you r beer..can't believe this happend again
Her: How many times has this happened
Me: shut up and drink your beer
02-10-2011 | 05:14 PM
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From: Connecticut
I remenber that story!
Sister in law: Stop the boat I think I broke my leg
Me: Get off the floor and stand up!
Her: I twisted my knee
Me Nope you where right the first time that thing is broken
Here: Sh!t really get me a beer
Me: here is you r beer..can't believe this happend again
Her: How many times has this happened
Me: shut up and drink your beer
Sister in law: Stop the boat I think I broke my leg
Me: Get off the floor and stand up!
Her: I twisted my knee
Me Nope you where right the first time that thing is broken
Here: Sh!t really get me a beer
Me: here is you r beer..can't believe this happend again
Her: How many times has this happened
Me: shut up and drink your beer
02-10-2011 | 06:52 PM
#246
Can You Hear Me Now??
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From: Old Saybrook CT
02-10-2011 | 09:06 PM
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From: Higganum, CT
I remenber that story!
Sister in law: Stop the boat I think I broke my leg
Me: Get off the floor and stand up!
Her: I twisted my knee
Me Nope you where right the first time that thing is broken
Here: Sh!t really get me a beer
Me: here is you r beer..can't believe this happend again
Her: How many times has this happened
Me: shut up and drink your beer
Sister in law: Stop the boat I think I broke my leg
Me: Get off the floor and stand up!
Her: I twisted my knee
Me Nope you where right the first time that thing is broken
Here: Sh!t really get me a beer
Me: here is you r beer..can't believe this happend again
Her: How many times has this happened
Me: shut up and drink your beer
02-11-2011 | 12:28 AM
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From: CT, FL
me: move the hell out of the way, i need lines and bumpers
them: don't turn down the music...
me: shut the **** up, get out of the way, you have plenty of time when we get in..
them: but...@#)@#*@)#%*@#)@#%* ya de ya de yadad
Me: IF YOU DONT HELP ME WE WILL NEVER DOCK...
them: (USELESS)
ME: DOCKED you can get off now, no don't put your goddamn heels on my paint...yes ill pay for your drinks...yes we're staying...shut up....
them: (USELESS)
ME: about 3hrs later (BIG GRIN)
them: don't turn down the music...
me: shut the **** up, get out of the way, you have plenty of time when we get in..
them: but...@#)@#*@)#%*@#)@#%* ya de ya de yadad
Me: IF YOU DONT HELP ME WE WILL NEVER DOCK...
them: (USELESS)
ME: DOCKED you can get off now, no don't put your goddamn heels on my paint...yes ill pay for your drinks...yes we're staying...shut up....
them: (USELESS)
ME: about 3hrs later (BIG GRIN)
02-11-2011 | 08:07 AM
#250
Can You Hear Me Now??
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From: Old Saybrook CT
Newbie: How fast does this boat go?
Me: Mid to high 70's
Newbie: thats it I thought it woul be faster
Me: Really????
Newbie: wow it is rough out how big are these waves?
Me: 3 to 5's......having fun yet?
Newbie: I can't believe the boat takes this kind of a beating
Me: Yeah me too
Newbie: Do these boats ever flip over?
Me: Yup all the time
Newbie: I think I just shat myself
Me: F ing rookies!
Me: Mid to high 70's
Newbie: thats it I thought it woul be faster
Me: Really????
Newbie: wow it is rough out how big are these waves?
Me: 3 to 5's......having fun yet?
Newbie: I can't believe the boat takes this kind of a beating
Me: Yeah me too
Newbie: Do these boats ever flip over?
Me: Yup all the time
Newbie: I think I just shat myself
Me: F ing rookies!
