Let's get some good jokes, since we're all kind of a joke anyway...

I'll start...

Dear Tech Support:


Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance -- particularly in the Sex and food preperation applications, which operated flawlessly under Girlfriend 5.0 In addition, Wife 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Oral Sex 9.5 and Personal Attention 6....5, and then installed undesirable programs such as Girld nite 5.0, Oxygen Channel 3.0. and granny panties 4.1.

Risque Sex Locations 8.0 no longer runs, and Anal 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Old Girlfriend 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?


Signed,
Desperate
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Dear Desperate:


First keep in mind, Girlfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Wife 1.0 is an Operating System. Please enter the command: "http: I Thought You Loved Me.htm" and try to download pay more attention 6.2, and don't forget to install the compassion 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Girlfriend 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Horny all the time 2.0 and Invite my best friend 3.5.

But remember, overuse of the above applications can cause Wife 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Constant nagging 6.1. Constant nagging 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Constant PMS Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources). Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Girlfriend 5.0 program.

These are unsupported applications and will crash Wife 1.0! In summary, Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend New Wardrobe 3.0 and Diamonds 7.7.


Good Luck,
Tech Support

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You can't jelly your c0 ck down her throat

haha it's peanut-butter and jam...

Hey Frank...

Two tampons are walking down the street...hahah

"What's the difference between peanutbutter and jam..."

"I can't peanutbutter my dick in her ass..." haha

Wife..didn't perform that well, girlfriend performed alright,...mistress that performed like it should,I gave it a shot for what its worth best I could come up with

What do you call a black man flying a plane...........














A pilot you racist

a guy walks into a bar there is a bowl of peanuts on the bar the peanuts look up at the guy and say you look very nice today the guy says hey bartender whats with these peanuts bartender says there complimentary

It's springtime and a stripper dancing in front of you with bleach blonde hair and natural dark eyebrows pulls her top off with huge bazzoomga's is about ready to drop her G stringy.....






What color will her bush be?





























PURPLE !!!!!! she likes Lillac's color when in bloom

This is the best joke that I know of: Hahahahaha! Come on Jeff, get off the crack!

hahah!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZILF5mdy9M

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h05ZQ...feature=fvwrel