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mgh 03-12-2012 08:31 AM


Originally Posted by OCCJoe (Post 3639063)
MGH maybe she saw your facebook pictures and she wants you to lay your pipe to her right there if front of her X before she signs the title ...


lmao. gotta charge that service call, -- $79.95.

for any1 on this site that does not fully understand 'lay pipe' here are a few friendly definitions from our friends over at urbandictionary.com

these defintions refer to having sex...

1; lay pipe
(v) having sexual intercourse
"cause a ***** like me'll lay plenty of pipe" - ice cube (im only out for one thang)
2: lay pipe
to have sex or bone.
"i really have to lay some pipe!"
3; lay pipe
rap term for having sex
"i lay pipe with all the lonely b***** while their husbanz hard at work"
4; lay pipe
the act of putting in infrastructure for future boning. to set the ground work for a potential hook up down the road. "dude, i really need to lay pipe with these girls this weekend, then next weekend we can bone them"

this definition is a tad bit different approach..

lay pipe;

refers to the act of pooping, specifically a turd that makes contact with the bowl from back to front - similar to the action of laying sewer pipe.
"i hadnt **** in three days so i really needed to lay pipe"

mgh 03-12-2012 08:33 AM


Originally Posted by Griff (Post 3639072)
The divorce decree should have spelled out exactly who got the boat. If it says it is to be sold and the proceeds split, then take 2 checks.

griff - the divorce is not final yet. so 'legally' they are still married. from my understand, they are currently trying to work out settlement of assets, etc.

OCCJoe 03-12-2012 09:14 AM

MGH please be careful using the word sex and talking about rappers , that is speculation that all rappers are having sex and your tread will get deleted ..You Can only talk about rappers that you have witnessed having sex UNLESS they are friends with the MODERATORS . :lolhit:

mgh 03-12-2012 09:18 AM


Originally Posted by OCCJoe (Post 3639198)
MGH please be careful using the word sex and talking about rappers , that is speculation that all rappers are having sex and your tread will get deleted ..You Can only talk about rappers that you have witnessed having sex UNLESS they are friends with the MODERATORS . :lolhit:

joe can you explain in further detail..what is this rapper talk? what is a rapper? can any1 be a rapper? are there specific qualifications that make one 'rapper' better than another 'rapper'? do rappers have more power than this 'moderator' you are referring too? i am confused...

88bullet 03-12-2012 10:32 AM

mgh just save a step and give the money to her... she will end up with it all anyway

mgh 03-12-2012 10:41 AM

we want PRE NUP we want PRE NUP..its somthin that you need to have, if she leave yo a$$, she gonna leave with half

88bullet 03-12-2012 11:49 AM

Mgh you are a tru gansta rapper!!!

mgh 03-12-2012 11:50 AM

Speaking of laying pipe. A young black male was killed over the weekend in detroit after he went into a party store at 2am sat in detroit to buy condoms. He and the clerk got into a argument, the clerk then shot and killed him. Dam that is a ****ty way to go out, probably a hour b4 he was gonna lay that pipe. He shoulda just raw dogged

mgh 03-13-2012 10:35 AM

wow - these other topics under pantera section are getting way to crazy (thread's deleted, etc..) figured i would lighten things up..

even though there has been zero snow in michigan this entire winter.., it hasnt stopped me from ski-ing...check out this pic of me from last weekend at the bar, big slops, scarface style... lol


http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f2...onapics398.jpg

mgh 03-13-2012 10:37 AM

not sure if ne-one rides atv's / four wheelers, heres a pic tearing it up on my 88 250r..back in the day

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f2...urvey/250r.jpg


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