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Old 11-30-2015 | 02:59 PM
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I like the social part of meeting new people and seeing new places. I have not done to many events. Are there actives at some stops that make the event better? Quick stops at a dock to get card and go or stopping at retailers?Boat show and shine or raft ups? Thanks
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Old 11-30-2015 | 03:31 PM
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The raft ups, dock parties, and going downtown nashville were all a great part of the old hickory run
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Old 11-30-2015 | 04:16 PM
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From the videos of the old hickory event that looked like a fun time. It is on my list for 2016.
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Old 12-28-2015 | 08:25 PM
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I have never ran in one... Because I am intimidated... Are there slower (70mph) boats that run? I don't wanna be the guy that "slows it all down".
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Old 12-28-2015 | 08:27 PM
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The boats. ��
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Old 12-28-2015 | 08:50 PM
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The FAT GIRLS .

Where else butt a Porker Run can you find well fed midwest girls who are a size 23 wearing a size 2 bikini,

Yee Haw.

Score Dem *****es and take dem on my John Deere Combine.
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Old 12-29-2015 | 08:59 AM
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Not a race. Go at your own pace and have a good time! Not all boats running WOT the whole time. The poker runs I have attended the faster boats start off in a pack and then the slower boats behind once the helicopter wraps back around. Also, for the fun run I have attended, there were certain stopping points where people waited up for the slower boats.



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I have never ran in one... Because I am intimidated... Are there slower (70mph) boats that run? I don't wanna be the guy that "slows it all down".
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Old 12-30-2015 | 01:26 PM
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the best part about the pokerrun is when the flag drops and the boats jump up on plane.yea,its not a race,,,,,,,,,but nobody wants to be last at the first card stop.
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Old 12-30-2015 | 01:45 PM
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Haha, "most" of the time, the ones that jump out and hammer down to over 100mph right out the gate.......don't finish the run. Most on here, including myself have to fix/repair our boats ourselves, which in turn implements around a 65-70mph nice cruise speed the whole run. Now there are times you tighten up on it, but generally its in short burst.

I enjoy meeting new people checking out the badass boats that travel hours to attend, and of course the beautiful ladies I like the smaller runs personally, 40-65 boats, the atmosphere is a lot less thick, most of the time just a bunch of hard working honest men doing what we love....not the who's checkbook is bigger atmosphere and if you do have a problem, the chances of you getting help are a lot greater, guaranteed!!
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Old 12-31-2015 | 09:45 AM
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\/ - as long as I beat Brad to the first stop I am alright with that haha!

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the best part about the pokerrun is when the flag drops and the boats jump up on plane.yea,its not a race,,,,,,,,,but nobody wants to be last at the first card stop.
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