You will drool a lot. You should go to the water site and try to get some rides.

I'd love to throttle a Cat at some point. The new place at LOTO is only about 2 miles from David Scott's place. Maybe we could get him to give some tips.

Yeah that'd be rough!!!

Dave could probably show us a thing or two!

Ask Mental about his neighbor that we met last weekend. Let's just say John will be dialing 867-5309 quite a bit when he is down there.

Jenny

Oh yeah - I guess that was ELAINE. I told the wife about Ron and Jenny. My only hope is their kids use the place without mom and dad. I can already imagine what a great impression we will make on them when the Captain grabs the better side of our common sense.

Oh well, life must suck when you take it too serious.

Maybe a little Central Illinois influence will loosen them up a bit!

I can see their reaction the first time we take a leak off of the deck facing them. "Ron, why doesn't yours hang out past your zipper like Mental's does??!!!"

I'm sitting here laughing my a$$ off. She would probably look to see if there was a toilet down off the deck. I just know I am going to get caught doing that.

Or I can just run a hose down with a funnel at the top. Guess I better start looking for a shade to pull down on that side of the porch. They did not appear to be the kind of folks that will be down there all the time. My bet is they are only around 3-4 times a season.

Wait until I put my internet camera off the porch so I can zoom in on them, and folks in the cove that think they have privacy.

John this sounds like you are going to have lots of fun with your new neighbers You should have all of the yahoos down when they are there and really impress them , Its your dock if you decide to use it as a pee pad thats your choice.

Hey John, impress your new neighbors and put a porta-shizniter on your dock!