Courses for Women!

Women think they already know everything, but wait, .......................
training courses are now available for women on the following subjects:

1. Silence, The Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before.
2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits
3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits
4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Until After The Game
5. Bathroom Etiquette 1: Men Need Space In The Bathroom Cabinet Too
6. Bathroom Etiquette 2: His Razor is His
7. Communication Skills 1: Tears - The Last Resort, Not the First
8. Communication Skills 2: Think Before Speaking
9. Communication SKills 3: Getting What You Want Without Nagging
10. Driving A Car Safely: A Skill You Can Acquire
11. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up
12. Introduction to Parking
13. Advanced Parking: Backing into A Space
14. Water Retention: Fact or Fat
15. Cooking 1: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs & Butter
16. Cooking 2: Bran & Tofu are NOT for Human Consumption
17. Cooking 3: How NOT to Inflict Your Diets On Other People
18. Compliments: Accepting them Gracefully
19. PMS: Your Problem.....Not His
20. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To
21. Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have
22. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice
23. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together
24. Oil & Petrol: Your Car Needs Both - Not just tissues & air freshners
25. TV Remotes: For Men Only
26. Getting Ready to Go Out: Start the Day Before!

Please Register Immediately As Courses Are In Great Demand!!!!!!!!!!!

Good one Red Stripe - I think I need to sign up for a few of those!!

My guy should be happy i already mastered all those

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Ok-here's a reality check....

Woman, without her, man is nothing!!!!

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