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Old 03-16-2014 | 09:14 PM
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Hi everyone - we have had a lot of mind numbing posts because of this long winter -- URGH!! So I though I would likewise start this for all to vent until the ice is off the water.

Ok from the title -- what is the most stupid thing a mechanic has ever said to you?
Rules:
You can't use the following:
1. They all run this way
2. Don't worry- it will take a while for the parts to break in
3. Just watch it and let me know if there are any issues
4. It shouldn't cost much
5. What crack

Have fun

And yes spring is around the corner

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Old 03-16-2014 | 09:24 PM
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Ill have her fixed in a jiffy.
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Old 03-16-2014 | 09:39 PM
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Being a general mechanic at an industrial site my personal favorite is I can't fix stupid
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Old 03-16-2014 | 09:43 PM
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Ok this one doesnt include new ls motors. Discussion was about my 350s in my formula. Had it in the driveway working on it and a "mobile" marine "mechanic" pulled up to see if I needed someone to help. So I talked to him for a few mins and as he was walking away I said "hey what's the firing order for a 350?" He said "uh uh uh uh I'm not sure off the top of my head, depends on the year, marine or auto?" I said have a nice day. Lol
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Old 03-16-2014 | 09:49 PM
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"This aint rocket science" meanwhile about every marine engine he built blew up
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Old 03-16-2014 | 09:55 PM
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about 15 years ago i was on my way to a week long boating vacation,im towing the boat and the muffler on my truck exploded[long story]so i pull into the next town and find a muffler shop,i explain to the guy that owns the shop that im on vacation and sort of in a hurry and ask him how long will it take to install a new muffler,he sais,YOU MEAN YOU WANT ME TO FIX IT TODAY.needless to say i did not get it taken care of there.
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Old 03-16-2014 | 09:56 PM
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" Um Um Um the mechanic must of got called away and someone took over for him to finish the job." As I'm on the side of the road with 2 of the 4 bearings were froze due to someone not greasing them. At a trailer place.
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Old 03-16-2014 | 10:01 PM
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been a tech myself a lot of times my saying is, must be the nut behind the wheel..
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Old 03-16-2014 | 10:02 PM
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Seemed like a good place for this . Stroked by hand and tuned by ear .
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Old 03-16-2014 | 10:16 PM
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People that pay the bill before the work is done get there work finished first
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