(1) What does the average Texas A&M player get on
his SATs?
..........Drool.

(2) What do you get when you put 8 Arkansas
cheerleaders in one room?
..........A full set of teeth.

(3) How do you get a Nebraska cheerleader into your dorm room?
..........Grease her hips and push.

(4) How do you get a Colorado graduate off your
porch?
..........Pay him for the pizza.

(5) Why do the Texas Tech cheerleaders wear bibs?
..........To keep the tobacco juice off their
uniforms.

(6) Why is the Baylor football team like a possum?
..........Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.

(7) What are the longest three years of an Oklahoma
football player's life?
.........His freshman year.

(8) How many Ole Miss freshmen does it take to
change a light bulb?
........None....That's a sophomore course.

(9) Where was O.J.headed in the white Bronco?
..........Lexington, Kentucky. He knew that the police would never look there for a Heisman Trophy winner.

(10) Why did Texas choose orange as their team color?
..........You can wear it for the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday and picking up trash along the highways the rest of the week.

Hey, just a minute now, I married a Texas Tech Red Raider. She still wears the bib. Have you ever French Kissed a girl with a wad of BeechNut in her mouth? Remember when you were a teenager and did it with chewing gum?