I thought these up while driving the other day. I've used many of them. Feel free to add your own:

10) No honey, I didn't notice that young girl in the thong.

9) ... but blowers will help my fuel economy.

8) Nope. Didn't touch a thing. My boat just started running 10 mph faster.

7) This boat is perfect - I'll never change a thing.

6) Sweetheart, it's like I've been telling you for years, size doesn't matter.

5) I know I'm getting home late. But the police/Coast Guard/Game Warden asked for my help looking for terrorists.

4) We had 4 people on the boat, so we decided to spilt ONE six-pack.

3) I need a bigger boat so my mother-in-law will be more comfortable.

2) I hate going fast - it makes my eyes water.

And the #1 Powerboater lie....

Dude, that Bayliner Rocks!!

HEHEhehehe "Dude that Bayliner Rocks!"

That's Funny!!!

Covered em all pretty good.

0) "It sounds louder to you honey????? that's odd... it doesn't sound louder to me????"


-1) "that's always been there"


-2) "it was on sale at Boat US"


-3) "and we can get a 30 year loan and the payments will probably only be $123 a month!!!! isn't that great??!!"



-4) no, i havn't touched a thing. been buttoned up since new.


-5) this radio came with the boat


-6) no.. i won't need a different truck if we buy this one

-7) vin number?? ok it's VNxx1234x54xxxxx
what's that? engines? ummmmm 140 hp i think. i don't know much about engines...

11. Sure it does 100mph, any day of the week.

Yes, the speedometer is accurate. There is no need for you to pull out your GPS!

and the #1 lie " I could have beat you but my girlfriend waqs scared and told me to said to slow down"

This will be my last boat...No, really!

I keep telling my parents all that..... Comeon dad, if we get her running 65mph at wot, 5k rpm, that will mean we cruse at our 45mph wot now!!! same speed, less engine wear, and better gas mileage cos lower rpm!!

as for the suddenly going faster.... on my motorized scooter, it just got louder and faster one day, i added a chrome "looks only tube" (tuned pipe) and said i did it for the sound and looks..... a week later i was in the hospital with 2 broken wrists

or that your girlfriend brought all her belongings to look pretty putting you above the weight carrying capacity. oh wait, this is the lies one, that has truth to it.