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Old 04-17-2003 | 07:57 AM
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A man gets on a plane and finds his seat. It is his first time flying. The man next to him has just settled in and has donned his glasses and opened his book. The man says to the gentleman next to him "I understand that if you have a conversation with the person next to you during the flight it makes the trip go faster." The kind gentleman removes his glasses and says"fine, what would you like to speak about?"

"How about Nuclear Physiscs?"

"Okay, but before we get started I have a question. A deer, a cow and horse all eat grass, and a deer ****s pellets, a cows ****s flat wet pancakes of dung and horse ****s huge balls of grass, why is that?

"Well, I'm not exactly sure."

"So what makes you think that you can have an intellectual discussion about nuclear physics when you don't know ****?"
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Old 04-17-2003 | 08:18 AM
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Old 04-17-2003 | 08:25 AM
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Uhhh... Didn't you just post this joke?
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Old 04-17-2003 | 08:57 AM
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Originally posted by Clay Washington
Uhhh... Didn't you just post this joke?
Shane......your losin' it there buddy......
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Old 04-17-2003 | 01:27 PM
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I thought this was a repeat... Its bad enough to post the same joke twice, but to post the same joke twice in the same day!
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