OT: Blonde Joke
06-09-2003 | 01:10 PM
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OT: Blonde Joke
A blonde was speeding in a 35 mile per hour zone
when a local police cruiser pulled her over and the officer
walked up to the car.
The Female police officer also happened to be a
blonde and she asked for the blonde's driver's license. The driver
searched frantically in her purse for a while and finally
said to the blonde policewoman "What does a driver's
license look like?"
Irritated, the blonde cop said "You dummy, it's got
your picture on it!"
The blonde driver frantically searched her purse
again and found a small rectangular mirror down at the bottom.
She held it up to her face and said, "Aha! This must be
my driver's license" and handed it to the blonde
policewoman.
The blonde cop looked in the mirror, handed it back
to the driver and said, "You're free to go. And, if I had
known you were a police officer too, we could have avoided
all this hassle."
when a local police cruiser pulled her over and the officer
walked up to the car.
The Female police officer also happened to be a
blonde and she asked for the blonde's driver's license. The driver
searched frantically in her purse for a while and finally
said to the blonde policewoman "What does a driver's
license look like?"
Irritated, the blonde cop said "You dummy, it's got
your picture on it!"
The blonde driver frantically searched her purse
again and found a small rectangular mirror down at the bottom.
She held it up to her face and said, "Aha! This must be
my driver's license" and handed it to the blonde
policewoman.
The blonde cop looked in the mirror, handed it back
to the driver and said, "You're free to go. And, if I had
known you were a police officer too, we could have avoided
all this hassle."
