I was informed the other day that the best foreplay my wife has seen out of me yet is when I am talking or looking at boats.

Look at those blowers and carbs.....oh man check out those drives, honey...Let's go do it!!

Now I ask all my bros here....Have or do any of you suffer from the same thing?

Sean

Nope. I'm the quiet, sensitive type. Besides, boats suck.

Foreplay and completion!!! I don't need my wife!

Foreplay, hmmmm............there was that time i tied her to the sunpad of a 31 Stinger I think she liked it

Yeah, boating brings out the best in my wife... "actual boating". But coming home, picking up the new issue of Powerboat and ooooh-ing and ahhh-ing over it just gets me this:

i have pavlaws dog syndrome.
only difference is , its the sound of big horsepower , not a bell.

It worked great for me right up till my divorce when she told the judge she hated boating NK

I have got no words for you here bro.....

Yeah, me too.

Parn, sounds like the first wife !!! Thanks again for the info.

Too Old LMAO !!!

Sean, you well need a little help or you will be joining Parnell and myself and Boatme and ........ wait, maybe she is on to something !