I have seen a telephone pole floating just under the water by Arkansas Bend Park, we tied a rope around it and floated it to the shore. Would have been a nasty suprise for someone.

Yea thats pretty bad

Perhaps if we wait long enough....a pristine, low mileage Porsche or Mercedes will present itself, and for the taking.

Seriously, though, I'll be keeping all eyes open for floating debris after all the rain.

Right, where are all the nice boats with keys left in them floating?

where is all the beer that was in that frige? I bet that frige belongs to that dock hahaha