The Silly Season
12-01-2007 | 10:32 PM
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From: Brick NJ
Let's see if I've got this right....
Puff's going on a diet.
Getting a nose job (so he can breath better...ok)
Getting a butt lift kit.
Remodeling so some friends can come over.
Getting a new big screen and video system.
Changing all the clocks and instrument faces to big numbers.
Getting a whole new bunch of "associates"
and getting some shiny new wheels.
Almost sounds like Puff is going through a crisis...got a few extra pounds...needs a face lift...needs glasses..all the old friends are off doing their thing, so he's making some new friends...getting some sporty wheels...fixing up the place so the new friends will feel comfortable...and on the hush about other "improvements"
Well, I guess that's to be expected...Puff is a bravo child in the new age of the 6's. Oh, nostalgia...the good 'ol days...I remember when we would...
Well...good for you Puff...just because your a little older and got a few stress cracks here and there doesn't mean you should be relegated to the Poker Run table. You've still got your top speed and can keep up the pace as good as any of them. You still have a lot of good races left in you. And all that experience...well that just doesn't come with a new model.
I'm proud of you....We've seen some of the others just give up and now they're wasting away on the trailer...remembering the days when they where in the hunt. But not you Puff...your a champion...and ready to give it another round. I'll bet those other quitters are wishing they could come out and do what you are doing.
Well, they can can't they...and you have thrown down the challenge to all of them...get your butt out of the rocking chair...and see me in Miami....we'll get it on.
Yep...he's talking to you Fury, and Pier 57, and Bad Boys, and Black Pearl, and Reichman, and all you other used to run's...come on down to Miami...let's see what you've got left in you...best Team takes home the flag.
Bumble Bee is gonna be there too...
Puff's going on a diet.
Getting a nose job (so he can breath better...ok)
Getting a butt lift kit.
Remodeling so some friends can come over.
Getting a new big screen and video system.
Changing all the clocks and instrument faces to big numbers.
Getting a whole new bunch of "associates"
and getting some shiny new wheels.
Almost sounds like Puff is going through a crisis...got a few extra pounds...needs a face lift...needs glasses..all the old friends are off doing their thing, so he's making some new friends...getting some sporty wheels...fixing up the place so the new friends will feel comfortable...and on the hush about other "improvements"
Well, I guess that's to be expected...Puff is a bravo child in the new age of the 6's. Oh, nostalgia...the good 'ol days...I remember when we would...
Well...good for you Puff...just because your a little older and got a few stress cracks here and there doesn't mean you should be relegated to the Poker Run table. You've still got your top speed and can keep up the pace as good as any of them. You still have a lot of good races left in you. And all that experience...well that just doesn't come with a new model.
I'm proud of you....We've seen some of the others just give up and now they're wasting away on the trailer...remembering the days when they where in the hunt. But not you Puff...your a champion...and ready to give it another round. I'll bet those other quitters are wishing they could come out and do what you are doing.
Well, they can can't they...and you have thrown down the challenge to all of them...get your butt out of the rocking chair...and see me in Miami....we'll get it on.
Yep...he's talking to you Fury, and Pier 57, and Bad Boys, and Black Pearl, and Reichman, and all you other used to run's...come on down to Miami...let's see what you've got left in you...best Team takes home the flag.
Bumble Bee is gonna be there too...
12-04-2007 | 10:00 PM
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I remember when Reichman got his boat(2004) ...said he would race for two years and get another one.
Well it's been four years now..you still own the same boat...and you're not racing...come on big guy...we'll be lookn' for ya in Miami.
Well it's been four years now..you still own the same boat...and you're not racing...come on big guy...we'll be lookn' for ya in Miami.
12-04-2007 | 10:08 PM
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Lisa Matthews...I remember you getting on the Boards and talking trash about "That Girl" not giving up. Reminded me of an a old TV show starring Marlow Thomas...she was a fiesty, good looking, young gal who always had a way of getting what she wanted.
Well, here's your chance to prove to the world that you still have it..Miami could be your race.
We're waiting for you...
As Smitty says...Ya never know.
Well, here's your chance to prove to the world that you still have it..Miami could be your race.
We're waiting for you...
As Smitty says...Ya never know.
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12-04-2007 | 10:55 PM
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Ray Delaney,
Well it looks like our sauerkraut friend may have run off into the desert and is hiding under a big slab of Arizona sandstone.
As you can see...the CG guy in that Puff boat has made this a challenge. Sez him and his Jerzy Boyz friends are gonna come down and kick some Florida a$$.
So...here's the deal...I need your assistance...I know your're the OSS Prez and all that...but man this is getting serious...it's me and the Bumble Bee against the rest of them gun slingers.
We've got this race over in Miami in April and they're all coming down for the showdown....kinda like the shootout at the OK Coral.
Now being you have the fastest and quickest boat among the ghost rider fleet...ya think you could come over and give me a hand? Nobody's gonna fault you for helping out a fellow ghost rider.
These boyz are bad...they got the Godfather and his Flying Condo running interference.. and whole bunch of P-6 boats buzzing around the racecourse always getting in the way. So I'm thinking if you could just come over and clear the trash outta the way...I just might have a fair shot at this thing.
Now, if by chance you got to the finish line before me...that would be OK, you can keep the trophy and flag...as long as it stays in Florida where it belongs. It's braggin' rights we gotta think about here. Kinda like the time you went over to the Bahamas and kicked some serious eXtreme a$$.
What do you say...will OSS give you a hall pass to help out a fellow ghost rider?
Or am I gonna have to do this all by myself?
Well it looks like our sauerkraut friend may have run off into the desert and is hiding under a big slab of Arizona sandstone.
As you can see...the CG guy in that Puff boat has made this a challenge. Sez him and his Jerzy Boyz friends are gonna come down and kick some Florida a$$.
So...here's the deal...I need your assistance...I know your're the OSS Prez and all that...but man this is getting serious...it's me and the Bumble Bee against the rest of them gun slingers.
We've got this race over in Miami in April and they're all coming down for the showdown....kinda like the shootout at the OK Coral.
Now being you have the fastest and quickest boat among the ghost rider fleet...ya think you could come over and give me a hand? Nobody's gonna fault you for helping out a fellow ghost rider.
These boyz are bad...they got the Godfather and his Flying Condo running interference.. and whole bunch of P-6 boats buzzing around the racecourse always getting in the way. So I'm thinking if you could just come over and clear the trash outta the way...I just might have a fair shot at this thing.
Now, if by chance you got to the finish line before me...that would be OK, you can keep the trophy and flag...as long as it stays in Florida where it belongs. It's braggin' rights we gotta think about here. Kinda like the time you went over to the Bahamas and kicked some serious eXtreme a$$.
What do you say...will OSS give you a hall pass to help out a fellow ghost rider?
Or am I gonna have to do this all by myself?
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12-05-2007 | 08:29 AM
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From: JERSEY,
Kenny,Kenny,Kenny...you haven't seen or heard serious yet! But you will my friend. Bring ALL your friends, it still won't be enough.
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12-05-2007 | 06:28 PM
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Hey Bee.....yeah.....we will even give you the Fury boat....and
don't forget....your not alone....you still have that Cig thats always getting those speeding tickets.....oh....I mean braking out.....and when you call out Lisa...all you have to say is the"PACKAGE" ....just tell her and Billy its a poker run and each bouy is were you pick up a card....but you don't have to slow down...they will just throw the card into there boat....and maybee you can get Reichman to come out...and who's to say he is not looking to buy another boat....maybee he wants to buy Puff.....he's already seen what we did to his Queen bee....plus (just to stir the pot a little) Maybee that Fury Phantom can come out and race against the other WAZZUP boat, AKA BARNEY....
And while were at it....Is there any chance to get that AARP boat that races in SBI/APBA to come to P-3...I believe he's called Scream Machine....
It would be sad if all 5 trophys come North after Sundays race....
Hey Ken....maybe we can get someone to sponsor a special trophy and it can be given and held by the ORG that takes the most wins in Miami...first Org to win 3 of the 5 class's takes the trophy and it gose up for grabs anytime we meet.....we can ingrave it everytime we meet and who one and were......
don't forget....your not alone....you still have that Cig thats always getting those speeding tickets.....oh....I mean braking out.....and when you call out Lisa...all you have to say is the"PACKAGE" ....just tell her and Billy its a poker run and each bouy is were you pick up a card....but you don't have to slow down...they will just throw the card into there boat....and maybee you can get Reichman to come out...and who's to say he is not looking to buy another boat....maybee he wants to buy Puff.....he's already seen what we did to his Queen bee....plus (just to stir the pot a little) Maybee that Fury Phantom can come out and race against the other WAZZUP boat, AKA BARNEY....
And while were at it....Is there any chance to get that AARP boat that races in SBI/APBA to come to P-3...I believe he's called Scream Machine....
It would be sad if all 5 trophys come North after Sundays race....
Hey Ken....maybe we can get someone to sponsor a special trophy and it can be given and held by the ORG that takes the most wins in Miami...first Org to win 3 of the 5 class's takes the trophy and it gose up for grabs anytime we meet.....we can ingrave it everytime we meet and who one and were......
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12-06-2007 | 04:12 PM
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I think you boyz may have scared everybody out of the sandbox....not a single post in almost 24 hours.
Come on guys, let's hear a little ruckus...I know the Godfather looks mean and sounds even worse...but I know he's really a Teddy bear when it gets down to it.
Gino...quit smiling...I can't see your face for the sun shining off your teeth......nice teeth...
Besides, everbody wants to know what your hiding behind that big sh#t-eating grin.
Come on guys, let's hear a little ruckus...I know the Godfather looks mean and sounds even worse...but I know he's really a Teddy bear when it gets down to it.
Gino...quit smiling...I can't see your face for the sun shining off your teeth......nice teeth...
Besides, everbody wants to know what your hiding behind that big sh#t-eating grin.
12-06-2007 | 05:12 PM
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I think you boyz may have scared everybody out of the sandbox....not a single post in almost 24 hours.
Come on guys, let's hear a little ruckus...I know the Godfather looks mean and sounds even worse...but I know he's really a Teddy bear when it gets down to it.
Gino...quit smiling...I can't see your face for the sun shining off your teeth......nice teeth...
Besides, everbody wants to know what your hiding behind that big sh#t-eating grin.
Come on guys, let's hear a little ruckus...I know the Godfather looks mean and sounds even worse...but I know he's really a Teddy bear when it gets down to it.
Gino...quit smiling...I can't see your face for the sun shining off your teeth......nice teeth...
Besides, everbody wants to know what your hiding behind that big sh#t-eating grin.
12-07-2007 | 11:47 PM
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I've got good news guys....
I think I know what Gino has been grinning about (looking like a big ol' opossum and all that)...he's been down South lingering around the Bee Hive...thinks he found out some of the Bee secrets....little does he know, Bees can be like a fly on the wall...we see and know everything you do...or even think about doing.
Good luck Puff...you're gonna need it.
PS: Puff...Have you thought about how much weight your gonna add to the back of the boat...your balance is gonna be all screwed up. Wouldn't want you to go and get all out of shape of nothin'....dragging that big tail extension in the water aint gonna make you get there any quicker...
Bee
I think I know what Gino has been grinning about (looking like a big ol' opossum and all that)...he's been down South lingering around the Bee Hive...thinks he found out some of the Bee secrets....little does he know, Bees can be like a fly on the wall...we see and know everything you do...or even think about doing.
Good luck Puff...you're gonna need it.
PS: Puff...Have you thought about how much weight your gonna add to the back of the boat...your balance is gonna be all screwed up. Wouldn't want you to go and get all out of shape of nothin'....dragging that big tail extension in the water aint gonna make you get there any quicker...
Bee
12-08-2007 | 12:47 PM
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Hey Bee.....
Puff will be ready....she will be balanced, and her tail will be doing nother but slapping that bee in the face while your behind us....
and its sad you can't even get any supporters to back you guys down there...I thought the South is were all the racers came from....maybe its up North were the real racers are and they just move down South when they get old and slow...
I will have the trophy made....its only fair...no use for you guys to have to pay for something...just to give to us....it will be bad enough for us to roll out of your state in victory....
PS: I once pulled one wing of a bee and watched it fly in circles till it got tired and quit....
Puff
Puff will be ready....she will be balanced, and her tail will be doing nother but slapping that bee in the face while your behind us....
and its sad you can't even get any supporters to back you guys down there...I thought the South is were all the racers came from....maybe its up North were the real racers are and they just move down South when they get old and slow...
I will have the trophy made....its only fair...no use for you guys to have to pay for something...just to give to us....it will be bad enough for us to roll out of your state in victory....
PS: I once pulled one wing of a bee and watched it fly in circles till it got tired and quit....
Puff
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