This is when spk1 started talkin about buying a boat. BACK IN MARCH

Lefty,

Yes thank you.....even though I won't see a dime. You have to admit she's pretty good. She sold it like nine hours after she listed it.

AWWWWW CHIT !!!! Sounds like a good ol' fashoined junior high challenge!


And what's this? They're supposed to nice and let US tie up at OUR house????

Yeah! That was awesome....now I JUST GOTTA CLOSE THE DEAL FOR HER!!!



It really couldn't have worked any better! I'll make sure you get somethin' "REAL NICE" Clark!

A Woman's Perfect Day



8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses



8:30 Weigh-in 5 lbs lighter than yesterday



8:45 Breakfast in bed-freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants;open
presents- expensive jewelry chosen by thoughtful partner



9:15 Soothing hot bath with expensive bath oil







10:00 Light work-out
at club with sexy, funny personal trainer



10:30 Facial, manicure, makeup application, shampoo, condition, blow, wave



12:00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor cafe



12:45 Catch sight of partner's ex and notice that she has gained 22 lbs



1:00 Shopping with friends: unlimited credit



3:00 Nap



4:00 Three dozen roses delivered by florist; card is from secret admirer



4:15 Massage from strong but gentle hunk-says he rarely gets to work on such a
perfect body



5:30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe



7:30 Candle lit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliments received
from other diners/ dancers



10:00 Hot shower-alone



10:50 Carried to bed. freshly ironed, crisp, white linen



11:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling



11:15 Fall asleep in his big, strong arms









A Man's Perfect Day



6:00 Alarm



6:15 Blow job



6:30 Massive, yet satisfying **** while reading the sports section



7:00 Breakfast-steak and eggs, coffee and toast-all cooked by naked, buxom
wench who bends over a lot



7:30 Limo arrives



7:45 Several beers en route to the airport



9:15 Flight in personal Lear jet



9:30 Limo to Mirage Resort Golf Club (sex and blow job en-route)



9:45 Play front nine (2 under par)



11:45 Lunch-steak and lobster, 3 beers and bottle of Dom Peringon



12:30 Play back nine (4 under)



2:15 Limo back to airport (several bourbons)







2:30 Fly to Bahamas



3:30 Late afternoon fishing expedition with all-female crew, that are trying to
catch a few rays in the nude, and also, bend over a lot



4:30 Land world record Marlin (1324 lbs)-on light tackle

5:00 Fly home, total body massage with hand job by Elle

Macpherson (naked) while in flight



6:45 ****, shower and shave



7:00 Watch news-Michael Jackson
assassinated



7:30 Dinner-lobster appetizers, Dom Peringon (1953), big juicy fillet steak
followed by ice cream served on a big pair of breasts.



9:30 Sex with three women, all gorgeous with bisexual tendencies



11:00 Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing beer



11:45 In bed alone



11:50 A 22-second fart which changes note 4 times and odor forces the dog to
leave the room



11:51 Laugh yourself to sleep

current bid is .99 cents../with buy it now at $39.00...let me tell you how this will play out...

Spik1 will ponder on the transaction for 3 to 4 days, then offer the guy .35 cents.

By U Boy will not be able to purchase it right now cause his mortgage brooker fu(ked him on a full point of rate. " even thought they said at closing they will refinace it at there cost"

Jeff1000woman will call and see if he takes trades, lets asume two cases

A) he does take trades: Jeff will want 20K over full book for his rig, with pull out cruiser engines, that he will put in when he gets around to it.

B) does not take trades This will be the excuse of why he does not purchase the R/C boat. Plus he pulled a Lefty and purchased 30 items when he only needed one. Then trys to pawn them off on his friends.

RColter, will talk to his dad to see if it is ok to purchase

Wstultz is still waiting on Jersey to pay him

TrojanMan would talk about it, but his excuse would be he is waitng on the mechanic for the Genarator, to fix his dads boat.

BigAndy would end up buying it. Then would plan a 2 week road trip to pick it up, He would hit every buffet and strip joint on the way.......

I was thinkin the same thing

eat a c0ck !!! Where have you been mister ??? We were going to pick up the banana this weekend, but the new trailer is just arriving today, and he has to fit it to the trailer, so this weekend looks out. Next weekend it is a go. And I mowed the lawn last week. Nothing can out do the lawn mower races so don't even try....

NICE!!!!!

Yes that's what I thought when I read that!!! But there sure will be alot of 'em...

Who all's gonna be at Papa's tonight?