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With a name like Trojan Man, what else is he gonna think about? His whole being is to..."securely wrap around the base of the penis, protect his owner from the evil devil vagina, wait for his owner to relieve himself, and to catch all the man juice without spilling a drop!"

That was quoted from www.lakeconroetrojanman.com :party-smiley-048:

spk1	10-06-2007 02:41 PM

I dont know,, trojan-man is in pretty high demand there on craigs list. Last I checked they were doing a TX number search on his boat. :wuerg019::hammy::bunny:

tomtbone1993

10-06-2007 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2297545)

Is that what you do when your in your boat???

or riding in someone's boat??? or posting links of boats??? or talking about a friend of a friend whos friend has a boat???

tomtbone1993

10-06-2007 02:45 PM

BTW the reason BigAndy went though with the Lakeview deal was to have the 900 plus stalls to store all of his junk:):)

txlefty

10-06-2007 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2297558)

BTW the reason BigAndy went though with the Lakeview deal was to have the 900 plus stalls to store all of his junk:):)

Maryann said there was no way in hell she was livin' in one of those stalls......even though pizza hut is at the end of the driveway! :hitfan:

joew.

10-06-2007 02:52 PM

:evilb::circle::party-smiley-048:

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Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2297551)

Heath and Joe joined the big brothers of america program,, and now spend their free time being good role models for the youth of today,,,,,,,, At least thats how Im describing it to people,,, the truth is just to hard to explain. :evilb:

What do you do w/ your spare time????? No job, no boat, no chick???? Or should I say who do you do? Or what is HIS name???

Trojan-man

10-06-2007 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2297539)

Why do you alwasys think about man juice??????:confused::snide::readinghelp:

I only think about it when I am on the islander. Yeeeeaaah there was some magic over there, there was some magic on the seat, yeaaaah, and on some magic in the waste basket, and some magic on the curtains..........etc. (the lady's man)

tomtbone1993

10-06-2007 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2297563)

:evilb::circle::party-smiley-048:

What do you do w/ your spare time????? No job, no boat, no chick???? Or should I say who do you do? Or what is HIS name???

so it is true??? Spik1 is a pole smoker.......:hitfan:

joew.

10-06-2007 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2297566)

so it is true??? Spik1 is a pole smoker.......:hitfan:

Have yall seen spks new performance boat. I told him not to buy a triple

look close

tomtbone1993

10-06-2007 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2297564)

I only think about it when I am on the islander.

Is this the same boat you went on at 1:00AM Monday morning?

Is this the same boat you received a phone call from the captain and the first mate around 12:00AM?

Is this the same boat you drove from the Woodlands to Montgomerty at 12:00AM knowing you would be riding around with 2 other guys on?

Your honor I rest my case.....:cool-smiley-027:

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