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Trojan-man 10-13-2007 11:54 PM

now spk1 is eating the back of snacks in the previous post. He just picked up the whole bag and poured it in his mouth, ate everything wrappers and all !!!!

boatman22 10-14-2007 05:42 AM

6 boats left for a 3 hour tour.......3 Fountains, 2 Baja’s,
1 Nor-tech. Pulled out of Kemah at 10:50am …Only 2 arrived under full power..:violent-smiley-045:
At 9PM….And none of them were Fountains……:hitfan:

















But we had a great time getting there....

BY U BOY 10-14-2007 03:23 PM

What a great time! Boating,gambling and drinking does it get any better than that.



JoeW let all of the casino know that he takes it in the can:hitfan:

boatman22 10-14-2007 04:33 PM

Yep everyone that was at the Casino now knows that JoeW takes it in the can:food-smiley-007::ernaehrung004:

Always Late 10-14-2007 04:49 PM

[FONT="Arial Black"]OH MY FU(KING GOSH!!!!!!!! WHAT A TRIP!

Always Late 10-14-2007 05:13 PM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2305090)
6 boats left for a 3 hour tour.......3 Fountains, 2 Baja’s,
1 Nor-tech. Pulled out of Kemah at 10:50am …Only 2 arrived under full power..:violent-smiley-045:
At 9PM….And none of them were Fountains……:hitfan:

But we had a great time getting there....



:cool-smiley-027:We thought the Fountain crew stopped for a cigarrette break a quarter a mile ahead when the Baja crew saw the Fountain engulfed in smoke.

FYI......bottled water and can beer does not work on oil fires.....but the Baja didn't mind sharing the fire extinguisher.:hitfan:

It's a good thing that Fountain had oars on board and crew members that new how to use them as demonstrated to the Baja Crew as they passed us.........cause they sure came in handy when the Baja was leading the Fountain the last 15 miles to the casino in the dark. Of course, we were pretty impressed you could paddle a steady 10 mph that last 15 miles.

Since we had ice chests from all the abandoned and stripped boats, we had plenty of drinks to last the 3 hour tour that turned into a 10 hour party. And had a lot of fun doing it!:ernaehrung004:

Always Late 10-14-2007 05:29 PM

We left Clear Lake with 6 other boats and only the captain and co-captain on the 342 Baja. Arrived in Lake Charles with 6 additional passengers. Left Lake Charles with only our boat and one additional passenger (one boat stayed behind to gamble more). We arrived safely back in Clear Lake in 3 hours leaving our new boatless, carless friends behind at Lake Charles. We even got off plane, to once again perform a rescue operation of a small fishing vessel from being run over by a east bound barge in the intracoastal. We may be Always Late.....but are never last.

wstultz 10-14-2007 06:52 PM

Friggin awesome time. Tom happy bachelor party.....good choice, one vagina for the rest of your life.:D

James and Tami, thanks for picking our a$$es up and puttin up with our drunk ramblings. Had a great time and love your boat.

jeff1000man 10-14-2007 06:58 PM


Originally Posted by Always Late (Post 2305510)
We left Clear Lake with 6 other boats and only the captain and co-captain on the 342 Baja. Arrived in Lake Charles with 6 additional passengers. Left Lake Charles with only our boat and one additional passenger (one boat stayed behind to gamble more). We arrived safely back in Clear Lake in 3 hours leaving our new boatless, carless friends behind at Lake Charles. We even got off plane, to once again perform a rescue operation of a small fishing vessel from being run over by a east bound barge in the intracoastal. We may be Always Late.....but are never last.

Thanks for everything you guys did for us. You guys are a class act all the way. It takes a real good guy to pick up a bunch of drunks and a cabin fulll of gear and take them 100miles to a casino.

That BAJA did pretty damn good running 65mph with 8 people, 2 sets of golf clubs and 15 suitcases in the cabin.

Anytime you need us to get your boat all dirty and burn some gas let us know. :ernaehrung004::hitfan:

Send us a fuel or detailing bill and I'll be happy to take up a collection because I am sure that boat got a lot dirtier than you planned. Or if you want me to send our detailing guy down there I would be more than happy to do that for ya.

It'll be great to take a bunch of boats that will stay running on that run one day.

:boat:

jeff1000man 10-14-2007 07:03 PM

SCORECARD:

Blown boat engines - 2

Engine fires - 1

Used fire extinguishers - 3

Broke drives - 1

Broke Trannies - 1

Broke azz mo- fo's who had way to good of a time - 26

Grand total of money lost and cost to repair everything that was broken, and gratuties, and bar tabs - to big to count

Having Joew tell the whole Casino that they take it in the can - PRICELESS

Watching Bigandy pass out in an innertube and float around the lazy river - Better than Priceless

What a hell of a weekend. :party-smiley-048::circle:


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