Just call in sick with diarrhea always works

their are some great lines from that movie....

"Grow up Peter Pan come on Count Drakula"

Ol' T-Bone is the prankster today.....Somebody must have slept at a Holiday-Inn last night!

Refrence lost by younger viewers......

My boat is not going to be put back together. I decided to cut the hull in half and build a large bar in my barn.

I have a bar I will trade you straight up for your junk

negative, as of this point the Trouble Maker is off of the market. I'm keeping the faith in my old girl ,that she is going to make me happy this summer.


(please refrain from any girlfriend related comments)

Good job joe. Way to be a team player.

I would use the ramp in my hood if the engines were in, but not until.

Never heard of a penius before. ???

Mush Mouth, if your using a penis pump to run that rig we should have nothing to worry about.