Ill show you panzie












It could be worse,it could be my engines kicking my azz

anyone that wants to help us move we are starting at 9am

Get your rig off of this.

Taken by one of my insured's of his Lake Travis house when water was 12" lower 2 days ago.

Water probably won't go down until weekend or early next week

Will this been seen on Lake Conroe real soon???? I think Blackwood should be scared....real scared!!!! He's gonna need a little more than NOS to catch this CAT!

Rain Rain go away come again another day..... like Monday

Who is ready to tie one on tonight, I know I am. The Islander will be out if the weather holds out. Anyone that would like to join is more then welcome. Except Baldwick

OK boys since I know tomorrow you boys will be drunk, hung over, or in the dog house lets discuss tomorrows plans as well.

Tonight we trash Lefty's house. I am planning on punching a hole through his TV eeerrrr I mean sheet rock. This is a given.


Now tomorrow night 4th of July night. Where are we all going to get together and raft off for the other fireworks?

This is what Blackwood sent me back.....I really don't understand the picture......

----- BBQ RULES

We are about to enter the summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity, as it's the only type of cooking a 'real' man will do, probably because there is an element of danger involved.

When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:

Routine...

(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.

Here comes the important part:

(4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

More routine....

(5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
(6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation.

Important again:

(7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

More routine....

(8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.
(9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

And most important of all:
(10) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
(11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women....

I'm sitting at my office doing my Anti-Rain dance, some have experienced this and coined it the "Shrek Dance"! Let's hope it works!

Looks like a Blue Genie coming out, or is that how a 1075 blows when you run it LEAN !!!!!