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BY U BOY 05-27-2008 03:14 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2571184)
He could have killed the bees by letting them suck the scotch out of his veins and then they would just drown from falling into the water.

Scotch,scotch, scotch i like scotch,scotch in my belly:cool-smiley-026:

joew. 05-27-2008 06:21 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2571269)
Scotch,scotch, scotch i like scotch,scotch in my belly:cool-smiley-026:

Capt insano likey da scotch.:D

joew. 05-27-2008 06:24 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2571184)
He could have killed the bees by letting them suck the scotch out of his veins and then they would just drown from falling into the water.

Hey Jeff thanks for letting us use the house while you were out of town. Let me know if you need help cleaning it.

jeff1000man 05-27-2008 06:45 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2571498)
Hey Jeff thanks for letting us use the house while you were out of town. Let me know if you need help cleaning it.

I am guessing you guys found the key under the mat.

Can you guys get over there and mow the lawn. I won't be back for a few more days.

Hopefully I will be back by the weekend. I will probably have to stop at la barge and give them their money back on the way home. :(

jeff1000man 05-27-2008 08:19 PM

I guess everyone is at steak night. :cool-smiley-027:

:angry-smiley-038:

wstultz 05-27-2008 08:24 PM

Jeff, you should have stayed home you could have had some claims right here on good ole Conroe. A huge storm just ripped through the lake. Tore the $hit out of the pontoon at Mom's house, sunk a jet ski in her cove, ripped other skis right out of their lifts. Apparently waves were coming over her bulkheads and hitting her downstairs windows. Chad said there were six footers and the pontoons were floating up and slamming the TOPS of the dock.:eek:

Any of you fools that have water front homes on open water better go check your $hiznit,

jeff1000man 05-27-2008 08:35 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2571632)
Jeff, you should have stayed home you could have had some claims right here on good ole Conroe. A huge storm just ripped through the lake. Tore the $hit out of the pontoon at Mom's house, sunk a jet ski in her cove, ripped other skis right out of their lifts. Apparently waves were coming over her bulkheads and hitting her downstairs windows. Chad said there were six footers and the pontoons were floating up and slamming the TOPS of the dock.:eek:

Any of you fools that have water front homes on open water better go check your $hiznit,

I saw the weather picture earlier. Looked like ya'll might have had something come through there.

.

tomtbone1993 05-27-2008 11:25 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2570648)
Looks like you have my life and finances figured out almost as well as engine building, keep up the good work,, You just made the top of my important callers list Di(k! :angry-smiley-038:

OUCH:evilb::evilb::evilb:

tomtbone1993 05-27-2008 11:26 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2570601)
That was a very poor attemt to be funny.
Keep asking for the pics that do not exsist and keep wondering what you missed while you pretend to be me:D:D

BIP :cool-smiley-011::cool-smiley-011:

Damn...must be piss on Jeffro Day

tomtbone1993 05-27-2008 11:29 PM


Originally Posted by Beak42 (Post 2570831)
Hey Tom Good to see you Sat nite at Club 105. I hope Smooth ran good and the Crawfish boil was fun. We had 6 kids and wakeboarding/skiing/tubing all weekend but thanks for the invite!

sorry you couldn't make it.....but not a party for Kids:cool-smiley-011:


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