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Anybody want to build their own custom?

http://houston.craigslist.org/boa/684720526.html

And it's conveniently located right next to American Yacht Sales. If anyone makes a center console out of it I'll slap them!

That thing has been sitting in the elements for years.It will probably fall apart if you try to move it. But it would be cool as hell to build a few boat from it.

wstultz

05-27-2008 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2571010)

That thing has been sitting in the elements for years.It will probably fall apart if you try to move it. But it would be cool as hell to build a few boat from it.

nah, a little wax, she'll be good as new.:D

jeff1000man

05-27-2008 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2571010)

That thing has been sitting in the elements for years.It will probably fall apart if you try to move it. But it would be cool as hell to build a few boat from it.

I want to put it on the roof of my boat dock.

I guarantee the neighbors would love it.

Trojan-man

05-27-2008 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2571004)

Sounds like this guy never finished his customers boats either.

Sound like anyone we know?

Does squatter do business in other areas under different name?

http://houston.craigslist.org/boa/696760042.html

I think squatter has one of these adds out there somewhere too. He is going by Robert Christopher this week, lol !!! Call his voice mail :party-smiley-004:

BY U BOY

05-27-2008 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2571014)

I want to put it on the roof of my boat dock.

I guarantee the neighbors would love it.

We can cut it in half and make a bar for your back yard:cool-smiley-011:

BoatBIATCH

05-27-2008 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2571014)

I want to put it on the roof of my boat dock.

I guarantee the neighbors would love it.

you should put it in the water at your house, with oars, a trolling motor, and like a 5hp outboard, make it look like one of those island fishing boats

jeff1000man

05-27-2008 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by BoatBIATCH (Post 2571021)

you should put it in the water at your house, with oars, a trolling motor, and like a 5hp outboard, make it look like one of those island fishing boats

Conroe Island Taxi.

Paint it Yellow and haul people from the bar to the island.

Trojan-man

05-27-2008 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2571002)

Yup, that other man's name was Chad until he found out it was whiskey and not his sex on the beach that he had ordered.:D

suck a fart out of my arse !! I was bringing it to you, then all the hos at the table decided to give me an order for 2 or these, 4 of those, and a box of naked lady tees.

:angry-smiley-038::angry-smiley-038:

jeff1000man

05-27-2008 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2571020)

We can cut it in half and make a bar for your back yard:cool-smiley-011:

Turn it upside down and put it in the air about 12' and make it a gazeebo.

BY U BOY

05-27-2008 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2571024)

Turn it upside down and put it in the air about 12' and make it a gazeebo.

phuck that, fill it with jello and height restricted strippers on friday nights:D:D:grinser010: