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tomtbone1993 04-19-2007 05:10 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2099461)
I say we to have a hard luck pot for tickfaw. Everyone who goes puts in $20 owner or rider, and the first person who blows a motor (either Tom or Jeff) they win the pot. Hell one of you guys might make $800-$900! You guys luck though ya'll spilt it ! Blow 'em up together! :evilb:

CRAP SHOOT WILL CRAP OUT ON CINCO DE MAYO:evilb: :evilb:


a little tip its called preventive maintance:cool:

txlefty 04-19-2007 05:14 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2099460)
Biatch....please :rolleyes: I was driving fountains and cigarettes when I was 15 better than most people drive now...(Lefty and Jeffman ) :drink: :drink:

Yeah when you were 15 , still on Ruth's tit, I owned my 3rd boat ! And you actually have to leave the dock if your gonna drive it! :eek: Sittin behide the wheel of a boat in your daddy's lap ain't drivin! :evilb:

tomtbone1993 04-19-2007 05:17 PM

why does Ruth have to brought in to this?

txlefty 04-19-2007 05:17 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2099464)
CRAP SHOOT WILL CRAP OUT ON CINCO DE MAYO:evilb: :evilb:


a little tip its called preventive maintance:cool:

Adding oil and turning wrenchs in the middle of a run isn't preventive maintance. It's Tom's normal day at the lake! :eek:

tomtbone1993 04-19-2007 05:24 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2099468)
Adding oil and turning wrenchs in the middle of a run isn't preventive maintance. It's Tom's normal day at the lake! :eek:

as opposed to "don't worry about the water temp gauge" its the gauge not the engine:rolleyes:

txlefty 04-19-2007 05:36 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2099477)
as opposed to "don't worry about the water temp gauge" its the gauge not the engine:rolleyes:

Gauges! we don't need no stinkin' gauges! Hell My water temp gauge reads 120-130...:cool:

Trojan-man 04-19-2007 05:43 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2099477)
as opposed to "don't worry about the water temp gauge" its the gauge not the engine:rolleyes:

Or being out with your old lady thinking she is watching the water temp and oil temp gauges instead of saying weeeeeeeeeee isn't this fun..... :p sorry wade

(his temp gauges are on the passenger side)

Trojan-man 04-19-2007 05:43 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2099489)
Gauges! we don't need no stinkin' gauges! Hell My water temp gauge reads 120-130...:cool:

Thats because the hatch is open :D

Trojan-man 04-19-2007 05:48 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2099465)
Yeah when you were 15 , still on Ruth's tit, I owned my 3rd boat ! And you actually have to leave the dock if your gonna drive it! :eek: Sittin behide the wheel of a boat in your daddy's lap ain't drivin! :evilb:

Me and my buddies used to take the cigarette out when we were 15, man we thought we were the chit. I would wait until we rounded the corner at walden to get on it so my pops wouldn't hear it. One Sunday morning I was racing some jacka$$ in front of del lago and apparently my pops was playing golf on that hole that protrudes out into the water. The conversation went alittle something like this, "Hey John, nice put, isn't that your boat going by us at WOT, and who is he racing? Man that looks fun." His response was," Why that sun-of-a-biatch............." From then on I got to pay for gas, which limited my weekend activities when I was 15....

Trojan-man 04-19-2007 05:50 PM

[QUOTE=txlefty;2099465]Yeah when you were 15 , still on Ruth's tit, I owned my 3rd boat !

Lefty, since you are my dads age, you probably did own your third boat when I was 15 :evilb: :evilb: :evilb:


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