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wstultz 06-24-2008 01:18 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2600657)
What do you guys think about names.
38 mares cat. Here is the short list.

Catastrophe

Catastrophic

Cattilac

CAT-5

Shazaam


Anyone?


$hitty Kitty

Hairball Express

Spick1 Express

Catnip

Catsup

Big cat...."You're my boy Blue!"

Sylvester

Alley Cat

Suck It Trebek!

Pu$$y Galore

AquaPu$$y.......(octopu$$y)

NightMares


It really doen't matter what you name it cause as soon as you post it on here it will have a huge penis drawn on the side of it anyways.

bigandy 06-24-2008 01:18 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2600696)
What are you talking about you oversensitive ninny?

You just said like 20 posts ago that all you had to do was sponsor a work visa to get laid.

Your always getting mad when someone busts your balls a little. It's OK for you to dish it out, but you can't take it.

:Whatever:

uh oh, cotton headed ninny muggins...... jeffro went to the qik with that one... i think it was not the visa comment it was the "CAT- 5 is taken, and by a boat 3 times as awesome as a MARES cat so you need to scratch that one off"

jeff1000man 06-24-2008 01:51 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2600714)
uh oh, cotton headed ninny muggins...... jeffro went to the qik with that one... i think it was not the visa comment it was the "CAT- 5 is taken, and by a boat 3 times as awesome as a MARES cat so you need to scratch that one off"

Cat 5 is a 46' skater with over REALLY big power. Not even in the same zip code as a Mares, but he still shouldn't get his feelings hurt so easily.

joew. 06-24-2008 02:10 PM

How does someone go from no boat.......... to a 26' cris craft, 24, pontoon, 2 wave runners, 60' hatterass and a 38' mares. What a dick.:D

txlefty 06-24-2008 02:33 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2599896)
I wonder if Lefty made it to work?

An hour late, stinking of takka vodka, and hating f-ing life! :drool: But I made it ! Company man! :angry-smiley-038:

Good Times!

Astro's at 7:05 ! Meeting at Papas at 5:00. So far 10 going. Supposedly bring in a Power Aide wrapper and get in for $2.00.... we're all gonna hang out at left field bar, in anyone wants to show up..:party-smiley-004:

jeff1000man 06-24-2008 02:33 PM

Name it

IRON LOTUS

jeff1000man 06-24-2008 02:34 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2600859)
An hour late, stinking of takka vodka, and hating f-ing life! :drool: But I made ! Company man! :angry-smiley-038:

Good Times!

Astro's at 7:05 ! Meeting at Papas at 5:00. So far 10 going. Supposedly bring in a Power Aide wrapper and get in for $2.00.... we're all gonna hang out at left field bar, in anyone wants to show up..:party-smiley-004:

Oh, I forgot about that.

Oh Well, you guys have fun and drink an extra for me. I am finishing some paperwork so I can start getting the magnum ready for this weekend and make the trip to get the new boat later this week.

txlefty 06-24-2008 02:55 PM

Is the 38' a dingy for the Hatteras?

"Cat in the Hat"

or since you'll never bring it to Conroe...

"Scaredy Cat"

Since you chase hookers....

"Cat chasin Puzzy"....."Cat chasin' Tail"...."Table Dance"...."Funny Money"...."Lap Cat"...."Fork You"


Ok I was bored! Slow as hell today! :D

bigandy 06-24-2008 02:55 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2600859)
An hour late, stinking of takka vodka :drool: But I made it ! Company man! :angry-smiley-038:

:party-smiley-004:

A company man if your company is McDonald Homes.......

you are already riding up front with the driver, you invite any more you will be in the trunk....

jeff1000man 06-24-2008 02:58 PM

Table Dance would be a good name for a boat.


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