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txlefty 06-24-2008 02:58 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2600894)
A company man if your company is McDonald Homes.......

you are already riding up front with the driver, you invite any more you will be in the trunk....

Sweet...

Jello shots and bj's from the limo driver! :evilb:

bigandy 06-24-2008 03:04 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2600893)
Is the 38' a dingy for the Hatteras?

"Cat in the Hat"

or since you'll never bring it to Conroe...

"Scaredy Cat"

Since you chase hookers....

"Cat chasin Puzzy"....."Cat chasin' Tail"...."Table Dance"...."Funny Money"...."Lap Cat"...."Fork You"


Ok I was bored! Slow as hell today! :D

CAT chasin' tail or Kitty chaser are GOOD names


or maybe just include the dumb girls and call it, "i will take you and your girlfriends on my bad a$$ boat if you are all naked and at least 60 percent of you suck on my balls, oh and i got some coke, an apartment and a little penis so your booty will not get sore but i do promise in the 11 minutes of no foreplay and no kissing to make you feel like the most special woman in the world, if the most special woman in the world's best friends are sitting on my face and licking my a$$ while you blow me...."

what you save on drinks on cock teases should easily cover the vinyl bill....:evilb::evilb:

txlefty 06-24-2008 03:19 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2600905)
CAT chasin' tail or Kitty chaser are GOOD names


or maybe just include the dumb girls and call it, "i will take you and your girlfriends on my bad a$$ boat if you are all naked and at least 60 percent of you suck on my balls, oh and i got some coke, an apartment and a little penis so your booty will not get sore but i do promise in the 11 minutes of no foreplay and no kissing to make you feel like the most special woman in the world, if the most special woman in the world's best friends are sitting on my face and licking my a$$ while you blow me...."

what you save on drinks on cock teases should easily cover the vinyl bill....:evilb::evilb:


There has got to be a class or self-help book to help your demented azz! :readinghelp:

And by that I mean your azz needs Jesus! :party-smiley-004:


Exactly how much vinyl are we talking about???:cool-smiley-011:

wstultz 06-24-2008 04:30 PM

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The new Nortech 80!!!!! :eek:I've already put in an order.:D

boatman22 06-24-2008 05:15 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2600521)
pretty cheap for a 42 foot boat with 4 blowers????? even so still pretty cheap i would think?

Anybody want me to go look at the 42'? I'm in San Diego today and tomorrow.

jeff1000man 06-24-2008 05:20 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2601017)
The new Nortech 80!!!!! :eek:I've already put in an order.:D

I didn't know they were going to make those in die cast. If so, go ahead and order me one also.

jeff1000man 06-24-2008 05:20 PM

Spk1's boat should be named "Donut glazer" :eek:

Trojan-man 06-24-2008 08:34 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2601017)
The new Nortech 80!!!!! :eek:I've already put in an order.:D

that is sick. I wonder how much the pershing license cost Nortech ??

spick1 I vote for NightMares or Donut Glazer, lol

Trojan-man 06-24-2008 08:36 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2600859)
An hour late, stinking of takka vodka, and hating f-ing life! :drool: But I made it ! Company man! :angry-smiley-038:

Good Times!

Astro's at 7:05 ! Meeting at Papas at 5:00. So far 10 going. Supposedly bring in a Power Aide wrapper and get in for $2.00.... we're all gonna hang out at left field bar, in anyone wants to show up..:party-smiley-004:

thanks for the last minute warnings, dickholes. Some people aren't on the computer all day long. :mad::mad:

BY U BOY 06-24-2008 09:43 PM

Puzzy Control:D
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