Offshoreonly.com - The B.S. Thread

LOL I can see that. "Hey maam. I'm Larry the Lineman. What seems to be your trouble? "

"My power isn't working."

"Ok. I can handle that. By any chance do you have any daughter under the age of 18?"

"Yes I do, but why do you ask?"

"No reason. I'm going to need you to stay out of the house for several hours, or at least enough time to do some panty raids in the girls' rooms. One more thing, what you got in the fridge cause i'm starving."

"Larry, I think that is highly unappropriate"

"Fu(k off biatch! and get naked, then go make me a sandwich"

And that ladies and gents is a new script for a Big Andy porn production.

Very Very good idea.

jeff1000man

10-09-2008 05:18 PM

This is a deal here.

Wish it was next month all ready when the paychecks start coming in.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...m=300263708312

jeff1000man

10-09-2008 06:21 PM

We havn't been to Ouback in a while.

Who's in??

spk1	10-09-2008 07:31 PM

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Cars-...=p4506.c0.m245

You dont see one of these everyday. :cool:

spk1	10-09-2008 07:34 PM

Anybody know anything about a heart interface system?

bigandy

10-09-2008 07:42 PM

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Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2711446)

Anybody know anything about a heart interface system?

not much, just that with filtered modified sine wave output, Heart Interface Freedom inverter/chargers run virtually anything, from office equipment to household appliances and electronics. Temperature controlled multistage charging ensures that your batteries are recharged quickly, and automatic shutdown and other safety features protect your expensive deep-cycle batteries from excessive depletion.

bigandy

10-09-2008 07:44 PM

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Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2711330)

This is a deal here.

Wish it was next month all ready when the paychecks start coming in.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...m=300263708312

see if he will hold the boat AND these until payday, maybe we can get a better deal if we buy two items from him!!!!!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...m=300265243364

Trojan-man

10-09-2008 08:09 PM

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Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2711444)

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Cars-...=p4506.c0.m245

You dont see one of these everyday. :cool:

It looks like an electric car. I can see creed driving that, and then scrapping it after a few beers :eek::party-smiley-004:

Trojan-man

10-09-2008 08:11 PM

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Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2711321)

"Uuummmm....your limo driver is really drunk, actually he is passed out and he is snoring........."

Trojan-man

10-09-2008 08:13 PM

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Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2710955)

Saw the villain trailer at the stultz storage compound yesterday. Looks pretty good. I can't beleive you bought 4 brand new tires for it.

When are you taking it out again? I want to see it.

gracias, yeah all 4 tires were equally dryrotted and cracked. Got all the bunks, lights, etc. put back on today. I will be taking the villain out this weekend probably. :boat::boat: I want to get one decent run out of her before I put it up for sale.

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