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boatman22 01-09-2009 11:27 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2774087)
Nice, but lets do it in the NEW car show in a couple months instead. :ernaehrung004:

Did you forget we are a BOAT Club,,,,NOT A CAR CLUB>>>>>>

Trojan-man 01-09-2009 11:53 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2773937)
If we go to the Miami boat show do you think we can get a sea trial? I would love a to check out the FL waters on a boat:party-smiley-004:

:evilb::evilb::evilb:

I believe that was a BIP !

Trojan-man 01-09-2009 11:55 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2774027)
It would be a lot cooler if there was. We ought to rent a booth one year and park all of our hoodoos in it. We can set up a bar but only for ourselves and Spick1 can bring some cuban hookers to dance around the boats. That would be the best boat show Houston has ever seen.

Our booth would have absolutely no point (nothing for sale, nothing advertised) but would still be the coolest booth there.:ernaehrung004:

that is a phuckin great idea !!!!! We would have the best booth ever, kevin's hookers and our boats and beer would be a great show. We could even get the shamwow guy to come by for a demonstration every couple of hours lol :ernaehrung004::ernaehrung004:

bigandy 01-09-2009 12:04 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2774150)
that is a phuckin great idea !!!!! We would have the best booth ever, kevin's hookers and our boats and beer would be a great show. We could even get the shamwow guy to come by for a demonstration every couple of hours lol :ernaehrung004::ernaehrung004:

that cracks me up cause wade and spf mashed potatoes both have a case of super aluminum polish and magic wet/dry brooms as souveniers from past boat shows!!!!

bigandy 01-09-2009 12:13 PM

it sux i got a direct flight because i think this 10 hour gem would be fun!!!!!!!!!!


Depart:
12:25 p.m.
Fri., Jan. 9, 2009
Houston, TX (IAH - Intercontinental) Arrive:
4:05 p.m.
Fri., Jan. 9, 2009
Norfolk, VA (ORF) Flight Time:
2 hr 40 mn OnePass Miles/
Elite Qualification*:
1,201 /150% Flight: CO1990
Aircraft: Boeing 737-800
Fare Class: Economy (Y)
Meal: Snack
No Special Meal Offered.
See On-Time Performance
On-Time:
IAH - ORF 80% View Seats
Change Planes. Connect time in Norfolk, VA (ORF) is 1 hour 10 minutes.
Depart:
5:15 p.m.
Fri., Jan. 9, 2009
Norfolk, VA (ORF) Arrive:
7:03 p.m.
Fri., Jan. 9, 2009
New York/Newark, NJ (EWR - Liberty) Flight Time:
1 hr 48 mn OnePass Miles/
Elite Qualification*:
285 /100% Flight: CO3227
Aircraft: De Havilland Dash 8 Q400
Fare Class: Economy (V)
Meal: None
View Seats
Change Planes. Connect time in New York/Newark, NJ (EWR - Liberty) is 32 minutes.
Depart:
7:35 p.m.
Fri., Jan. 9, 2009
New York/Newark, NJ (EWR - Liberty) Arrive:
10:57 p.m.
Fri., Jan. 9, 2009
Fort Lauderdale, FL (FLL) Flight Time:
3 hr 22 mn

Travel Time:
9 hr 32 mn OnePass Miles/
Elite Qualification*:
1,073 /100%
Total Miles:
2,559 Flight: CO1501
Aircraft: Boeing 737-900
Fare Class: Economy (V)
Meal: None
See On-Time Performance
On-Time:
EWR - FLL 50% View Seats

jeff1000man 01-09-2009 12:21 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2774166)
it sux i got a direct flight because i think this 10 hour gem would be fun!!!!!!!!!!


Depart:
12:25 p.m.
Fri., Jan. 9, 2009
Houston, TX (IAH - Intercontinental) Arrive:
4:05 p.m.
Fri., Jan. 9, 2009
Norfolk, VA (ORF) Flight Time:
2 hr 40 mn OnePass Miles/
Elite Qualification*:
1,201 /150% Flight: CO1990
Aircraft: Boeing 737-800
Fare Class: Economy (Y)
Meal: Snack
No Special Meal Offered.
See On-Time Performance
On-Time:
IAH - ORF 80% View Seats
Change Planes. Connect time in Norfolk, VA (ORF) is 1 hour 10 minutes.
Depart:
5:15 p.m.
Fri., Jan. 9, 2009
Norfolk, VA (ORF) Arrive:
7:03 p.m.
Fri., Jan. 9, 2009
New York/Newark, NJ (EWR - Liberty) Flight Time:
1 hr 48 mn OnePass Miles/
Elite Qualification*:
285 /100% Flight: CO3227
Aircraft: De Havilland Dash 8 Q400
Fare Class: Economy (V)
Meal: None
View Seats
Change Planes. Connect time in New York/Newark, NJ (EWR - Liberty) is 32 minutes.
Depart:
7:35 p.m.
Fri., Jan. 9, 2009
New York/Newark, NJ (EWR - Liberty) Arrive:
10:57 p.m.
Fri., Jan. 9, 2009
Fort Lauderdale, FL (FLL) Flight Time:
3 hr 22 mn

Travel Time:
9 hr 32 mn OnePass Miles/
Elite Qualification*:
1,073 /100%
Total Miles:
2,559 Flight: CO1501
Aircraft: Boeing 737-900
Fare Class: Economy (V)
Meal: None
See On-Time Performance
On-Time:
EWR - FLL 50% View Seats


By the thrid stop, we would be so drunk that they wouldn't let us on the last leg to lauderdale.

What date are we flying to the show so I can get a ticket. I am going this year.

wstultz 01-09-2009 12:38 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2774159)
that cracks me up cause wade and spf mashed potatoes both have a case of super aluminum polish and magic wet/dry brooms as souveniers from past boat shows!!!!

Hey, that polish works like a champ!:D

tomtbone1993 01-09-2009 01:13 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2774159)
that cracks me up cause wade and spf mashed potatoes both have a case of super aluminum polish and magic wet/dry brooms as souveniers from past boat shows!!!!

Their is nothing magical at all with the brooms. The ketchup is what picks up the sand......atleast that is what a inside source told me.....:party-smiley-004:

BY U BOY 01-09-2009 01:18 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2774212)
Their is nothing magical at all with the brooms. The ketchup is what picks up the sand......atleast that is what a inside source told me.....:party-smiley-004:

Ketchup? Is that code for BM22's cream saver drool:party-smiley-004:

wstultz 01-09-2009 01:59 PM

For the record, I never bought any brooms, just the polish. I only bought the polish cause I had to work eleventy million boat shows and saw the demonstration 400 times. I didn't believe it until Creedo said, "that $hit really works man!" and he's right, it does.


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