Offshoreonly.com - The B.S. Thread

wink smiley????, i understand profit is in the buying but we are talking about a car you were offering to your own brother and best friend in the whole wide world for $10k??? dont tell me you gave $5k for it and you were doubling your money on your own flesh and blood or one cut from the same cloth?!?!?!? say it isnt so, so either you pounded some stranger or you were gonna pound one of your own boys?!?!!?? which one is it........... HAHAHAHAHA :evilb::evilb:

go get another mashed potato bowl with your jelly fingered asssistant!!!!

oh and lets see the 550, what color is it?? so i know when to get off the highway when i see the white lighting streaking at me!!!!

Andy, the only reason you are saying this is because you didnt have the chance to double your money on one of your buddies first. Remember, you invented the BigAndy deal :cool::party-smiley-004::eek:

wstultz

01-21-2009 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2782599)

docter, docter, docter :grinser010:

Priceless.

wstultz

01-21-2009 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2782597)

dark blue...we stole the 550I and the 325 brought rain at the auction last week:cool::cool:

The SL sold for 13K to another docter

Sorry, quoted the wrong one....Priceless.

bigandy

01-21-2009 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2782600)

Andy, the only reason you are saying this is because you didnt have the chance to double your money on one of your buddies first. Remember, you invented the BigAndy deal :cool::party-smiley-004::eek:

one futon and a speaker box and forever i am the ass holio!!!

i totally believe the story, she does not deserve a drivers license!!! it is ridiculous at how bad she drives...

wstultz

01-21-2009 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2782666)

one futon and a speaker box and forever i am the ass holio!!!

i totally believe the story, she does not deserve a drivers license!!! it is ridiculous at how bad she drives...

Seriously. I think we need to have an intervention where she goes thru boot camp for driver's safety.

tomtbone1993

01-21-2009 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2782696)

Seriously. I think we need to have an intervention where she goes thru boot camp for driver's safety.

I just want to know how the phuck she gets insured.....what is funny is the story you told, is just like the story Kelly told me 6 months ago with her on 105. :eek:

jeff1000man

01-21-2009 04:37 PM

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Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2782531)

She had a couple last night but nobody wanted free bbq on Obama day:drink:

I only saw that one, but I was definately impressed. To bad the impresion was not mutual.

Did more show up later?

jeff1000man

01-21-2009 04:37 PM

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Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2782551)

Left overs for a week is nice:cool:

Leave the back door open, I know where I am going for lunch tomorrow.

jeff1000man

01-21-2009 04:41 PM

Eddie said I can quit one of my night jobs after the baby comes. :party-smiley-004:

jeff1000man

01-21-2009 04:47 PM

You are on the bus when you suddenly realize ... you need to fart.
The music is really loud, so you time your farts with the beat. After
a couple of songs, you start to feel better as you approach your stop.
As you are leaving the bus, people are really staring you down, and
that's when you realize, you have been listening to your ipod.

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