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jeff1000man 02-03-2009 10:53 PM


Originally Posted by mba1620 (Post 2792598)
I am currently enrolled in the Jeffro school of low balling.

He wants me to ask you if you will take $2500:evilb:

I don't know how I got the low baller rap, considering I have paid asking price for the lst 3 boats I have bought and will probably be paying it for the next one.

mba1620 02-03-2009 10:53 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2792599)
Send it to the adress on the website. You can put me on as your sponsor, since I will have to show you how to park your boat for you all year again.

Will you drive it to so I can just kick back and drink:drink:

mba1620 02-03-2009 10:54 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2792600)
I don't know how I got the low baller rap, considering I have paid asking price for the lst 3 boats I have bought and will probably be paying it for the next one.

There is some good deals out there right now. I was going to wait a year, but this deal came around and I couldnt pass it up.

jeff1000man 02-03-2009 10:54 PM


Originally Posted by mba1620 (Post 2792601)
Will you drive it to so I can just kick back and drink:drink:

As long as you are buying the gas and the booze, I am in. It wold be nice if you just had the boat there in the water ready to go when I get there also. I hate hose damn trailers.

Trojan-man 02-04-2009 10:32 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2792603)
As long as you are buying the gas and the booze, I am in. It wold be nice if you just had the boat there in the water ready to go when I get there also. I hate hose damn trailers.

will you guys just call each other instead of taking up valuable oso web space lol :evilb:

Trojan-man 02-04-2009 10:33 AM


Originally Posted by mba1620 (Post 2792598)
I am currently enrolled in the Jeffro school of low balling.

He wants me to ask you if you will take $2500:evilb:

no, but spk1 might let old blue go for that :drink::drink:

jeff1000man 02-04-2009 10:34 AM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2792800)
will you guys just call each other instead of taking up valuable oso web space lol :evilb:

Will you get to work on the website. We know chadwick homes is not building a lot of specs right now.

bigandy 02-04-2009 10:50 AM

A farmer was selling his peaches door to door. He knocked on a door and a shapely 30 something woman dressed in a very sheer negligee answered the door. He raised his basket to show her the peaches and asked, 'Would you like to buy some peaches?'

She pulled the top of the negligee to one side and asked, 'Are they as firm as this?'

He nodded his head and said, ' Yes ma'am,' and a little tear ran from his eye.


Then she pulled the other side of her negligee off asking, 'Are they nice and pink like this?'

The farmer said, 'Yes,' and another tear came from the other eye.

Then she unbuttoned the bottom of her negligee and asked, 'Are they as fuzzy as this?'

He again said, 'Yes,' and broke down crying.

She asked, 'Why on earth are you crying?'

Drying his eyes he replied, 'The drought got my corn, the flood got my soy beans, a tornado leveled my barn, and now I think I'm gonna get focked out of my peaches.'

tomtbone1993 02-04-2009 10:52 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2792816)
A farmer was selling his peaches door to door. He knocked on a door and a shapely 30 something woman dressed in a very sheer negligee answered the door. He raised his basket to show her the peaches and asked, 'Would you like to buy some peaches?'

She pulled the top of the negligee to one side and asked, 'Are they as firm as this?'

He nodded his head and said, ' Yes ma'am,' and a little tear ran from his eye.


Then she pulled the other side of her negligee off asking, 'Are they nice and pink like this?'

The farmer said, 'Yes,' and another tear came from the other eye.

Then she unbuttoned the bottom of her negligee and asked, 'Are they as fuzzy as this?'

He again said, 'Yes,' and broke down crying.

She asked, 'Why on earth are you crying?'

Drying his eyes he replied, 'The drought got my corn, the flood got my soy beans, a tornado leveled my barn, and now I think I'm gonna get ****ed out of my peaches.'

that is why farming sucks.......:cool-smiley-011:

boatman22 02-04-2009 12:40 PM

Everyone needs to take this survey....

http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/s...xas-lakes.html


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