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Old 02-03-2009 | 10:53 PM
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Originally Posted by mba1620
I am currently enrolled in the Jeffro school of low balling.

He wants me to ask you if you will take $2500
I don't know how I got the low baller rap, considering I have paid asking price for the lst 3 boats I have bought and will probably be paying it for the next one.
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Old 02-03-2009 | 10:53 PM
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Originally Posted by jeff1000man
Send it to the adress on the website. You can put me on as your sponsor, since I will have to show you how to park your boat for you all year again.
Will you drive it to so I can just kick back and drink
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Old 02-03-2009 | 10:54 PM
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Originally Posted by jeff1000man
I don't know how I got the low baller rap, considering I have paid asking price for the lst 3 boats I have bought and will probably be paying it for the next one.
There is some good deals out there right now. I was going to wait a year, but this deal came around and I couldnt pass it up.
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Old 02-03-2009 | 10:54 PM
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Originally Posted by mba1620
Will you drive it to so I can just kick back and drink
As long as you are buying the gas and the booze, I am in. It wold be nice if you just had the boat there in the water ready to go when I get there also. I hate hose damn trailers.
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Old 02-04-2009 | 10:32 AM
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Originally Posted by jeff1000man
As long as you are buying the gas and the booze, I am in. It wold be nice if you just had the boat there in the water ready to go when I get there also. I hate hose damn trailers.
will you guys just call each other instead of taking up valuable oso web space lol
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Old 02-04-2009 | 10:33 AM
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Originally Posted by mba1620
I am currently enrolled in the Jeffro school of low balling.

He wants me to ask you if you will take $2500
no, but spk1 might let old blue go for that
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Old 02-04-2009 | 10:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Trojan-man
will you guys just call each other instead of taking up valuable oso web space lol
Will you get to work on the website. We know chadwick homes is not building a lot of specs right now.
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Old 02-04-2009 | 10:50 AM
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A farmer was selling his peaches door to door. He knocked on a door and a shapely 30 something woman dressed in a very sheer negligee answered the door. He raised his basket to show her the peaches and asked, 'Would you like to buy some peaches?'

She pulled the top of the negligee to one side and asked, 'Are they as firm as this?'

He nodded his head and said, ' Yes ma'am,' and a little tear ran from his eye.


Then she pulled the other side of her negligee off asking, 'Are they nice and pink like this?'

The farmer said, 'Yes,' and another tear came from the other eye.

Then she unbuttoned the bottom of her negligee and asked, 'Are they as fuzzy as this?'

He again said, 'Yes,' and broke down crying.

She asked, 'Why on earth are you crying?'

Drying his eyes he replied, 'The drought got my corn, the flood got my soy beans, a tornado leveled my barn, and now I think I'm gonna get focked out of my peaches.'

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Old 02-04-2009 | 10:52 AM
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Originally Posted by bigandy
A farmer was selling his peaches door to door. He knocked on a door and a shapely 30 something woman dressed in a very sheer negligee answered the door. He raised his basket to show her the peaches and asked, 'Would you like to buy some peaches?'

She pulled the top of the negligee to one side and asked, 'Are they as firm as this?'

He nodded his head and said, ' Yes ma'am,' and a little tear ran from his eye.


Then she pulled the other side of her negligee off asking, 'Are they nice and pink like this?'

The farmer said, 'Yes,' and another tear came from the other eye.

Then she unbuttoned the bottom of her negligee and asked, 'Are they as fuzzy as this?'

He again said, 'Yes,' and broke down crying.

She asked, 'Why on earth are you crying?'

Drying his eyes he replied, 'The drought got my corn, the flood got my soy beans, a tornado leveled my barn, and now I think I'm gonna get ****ed out of my peaches.'
that is why farming sucks.......
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Old 02-04-2009 | 12:40 PM
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Everyone needs to take this survey....

http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/s...xas-lakes.html
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