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joew. 10-17-2007 12:36 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2308625)
Lefty has a club foot, you should have seen it last night at papas. I think it is swamp foot from getting pushed in 5 times :ernaehrung004::ernaehrung004:

I had nothing to do w/ that...

jeff1000man 10-17-2007 12:40 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2308613)
I will never forget that look as long as I live. It is the same look as Private Pile has when he goes crazy in the bathroom on Full Metal Jacket. Classic !!!! :ernaehrung004::food-smiley-007::cool-smiley-027:

He has the eye of the jew.

jeff1000man 10-17-2007 12:42 PM

I need to go back into sales. If you buy a boat from a guy and then he sends you money back that you gave him, Isn't that being a pretty good salesman?

Just got a check for $2200 in the mail.

That guy is cool.

Trojan-man 10-17-2007 12:45 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2308644)
I need to go back into sales. If you buy a boat from a guy and then he sends you money back that you gave him, Isn't that being a pretty good salesman?

Just got a check for $2200 in the mail.

That guy is cool.

go ahead and endorse that over to derberry along with the title to your boat and real estate :hitfan::cool-smiley-027::violent-smiley-045:

spk1 10-17-2007 12:46 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2308441)
I am a boat owner that didn't take my boat, uh oh I am getting chit canned today :hitfan::hitfan:

WTF are you doing typing when ur supposed to be at the gym??? :evilb: The milfs wont wait forever,, they need us out of their houses by 2pm. :cool-smiley-026:

joew. 10-17-2007 12:47 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2308648)
go ahead and endorse that over to derberry along with the title to your boat and real estate :hitfan::cool-smiley-027::violent-smiley-045:

Shut your man pleaser baldwick...:D

Trojan-man 10-17-2007 12:48 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2308651)
WTF are you doing typing when ur supposed to be at the gym??? :evilb: The milfs wont wait forever,, they need us out of their houses by 2pm. :cool-smiley-026:

Dont start none and there wont be none....captain Yak :wuerg019::wuerg019:

jeff1000man 10-17-2007 12:48 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2308648)
go ahead and endorse that over to derberry along with the title to your boat and real estate :hitfan::cool-smiley-027::violent-smiley-045:

Actually all of the stuff left dereberry's yesterday. It is back in Montgomery whereit belongs for now.

It wil go back to bereberry very soon. Hopefully after I start generating paychecks again.

jeff1000man 10-17-2007 12:49 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2308655)
Shut your man pleaser baldwick...:D

Chadwick homes come with a new reach around bonus.

Any purchase made in the Cape Conroe subdivision before Haloween get a free hand job.

spk1 10-17-2007 12:51 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2308657)
Dont start none and there wont be none....captain Yak :wuerg019::wuerg019:

If you had gotten there earlier I could have put all the weight on the bench press and just made it look like I was lifting while you spotted it off me,, azzz!,,, :hitfan:

txlefty 10-17-2007 12:51 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2307885)
12000:):)



I think OSO is gonna go into shut down mode....With Patrick and Jeff just getting their pink slips and told to hit the bricks, the BS thread is gonna average a 1000 posts a week! :ernaehrung004::cool-smiley-027::hitfan:

spk1 10-17-2007 12:52 PM

Thats was a pretty tough work out,, (before you got there) lol,,,, I yacked so hard after that I pulled one of my abs, :rolleyes: its always fun when the very last dry heave has blood in it. :violent-smiley-045:

spk1 10-17-2007 12:54 PM

Im going to get some lunch,,, anybody hungry?

Trojan-man 10-17-2007 12:56 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2308661)
Chadwick homes come with a new reach around bonus.

Any purchase made in the Cape Conroe subdivision before Haloween get a free hand job.

no handjobs for cape conroe, but walden and grand harbor.....well......me love you long time :cool-smiley-026::cool-smiley-026:

joew. 10-17-2007 12:57 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2308669)
Thats was a pretty tough work out,, (before you got there) lol,,,, I yacked so hard after that I pulled one of my abs, :rolleyes: its always fun when the very last dry heave has blood in it. :violent-smiley-045:

Spicks new nicname is this guy---:drool:

:evilb::evilb:

Trojan-man 10-17-2007 12:57 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2308672)
Im going to get some lunch,,, anybody hungry?

Take it easy on the groceries or you might yak again :wuerg019::wuerg019::wuerg019: :D:D

joew. 10-17-2007 12:58 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2308679)
no handjobs for cape conroe, but walden and grand harbor.....well......me love you long time :cool-smiley-026::cool-smiley-026:

You stay the hell away from Walden.:violent-smiley-045:

:D

Trojan-man 10-17-2007 12:59 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2308683)
You stay the hell away from Walden.:violent-smiley-045:

:D:D:cool-smiley-027::cool-smiley-011:

spk1 10-17-2007 01:07 PM

Does walden have a gym? :D

wstultz 10-17-2007 01:12 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2308694)
Does walden have a gym? :D

Yes they do. It looks over the tennis courts and surrounding town houses.........:D:p:D

txlefty 10-17-2007 01:20 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2308694)
Does walden have a gym? :D

And a buffet !!!! 2 restraunts, grocery store, liquor store, and soon to be coming a Chinese Whore House, notices we sent to property owners about a POA adjustments! :ernaehrung004:

txlefty 10-17-2007 01:21 PM

So when would you like to go pick your future home in Walden??

jeff1000man 10-17-2007 01:21 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2308700)
Yes they do. It looks over the tennis courts and surrounding town houses.........:D:p:D


AHHH HA

jeff1000man 10-17-2007 01:39 PM

"She like to eat popsicles after making love"

What is the movie?

Clue: We live by the rules, We die by the rules.

Trojan-man 10-17-2007 01:41 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2308700)
Yes they do. It looks over the tennis courts and surrounding town houses.........:D:p:D

surrounding townhouses by the boat ramp are the key words :cool-smiley-027::cool-smiley-027:

joew. 10-17-2007 01:42 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2308694)
Does walden have a gym? :D

You back on the list:D

joew. 10-17-2007 01:43 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2308733)
surrounding townhouses by the boat ramp are the key words :cool-smiley-027::cool-smiley-027:

You are at the top of the list and I am changing the password.

joew. 10-17-2007 01:45 PM

Beak42, Trojan-man, txlefty take it in the can!!!!:cool:

On Time 10-17-2007 01:51 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2308740)
Beak42, Trojan-man, txlefty take it in the can!!!!:cool:

That's been true the last 3 days at work for 12-13 hour days. What's all this talk about no work and thumb twiddling shhhheeeeeaaaaaat

On Time 10-17-2007 02:06 PM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2307926)
Look what I just found in the bilge:violent-smiley-045:

Daaaayyyyam Boatman you're gonna have to be engineman now

tomtbone1993 10-17-2007 02:10 PM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2307926)
Look what I just found in the bilge:violent-smiley-045:


how did all that Spanish tile get into your bilge??

tomtbone1993 10-17-2007 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2308590)
Yeah that is the same thing as saying you are a b i t c h that works the register for a couple of rich out of state investors. Ring me up a pack of gum........and some skittles :cool-smiley-027:

:cool-smiley-027::cool-smiley-027:

boatman22 10-17-2007 02:23 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2308758)
how did all that Spanish tile get into your bilge??

That's new bilge bling!!!!!!!:ernaehrung004:

BY U BOY 10-17-2007 03:00 PM


Originally Posted by Beak42 (Post 2308743)
That's been true the last 3 days at work for 12-13 hour days. What's all this talk about no work and thumb twiddling shhhheeeeeaaaaaat

I lost my job yesterday so i get to sit around with my thumb up my azz for a few days:violent-smiley-045::violent-smiley-045:

spk1 10-17-2007 03:04 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2308822)
I lost my job yesterday so i get to sit around with my thumb up my azz for a few days:violent-smiley-045::violent-smiley-045:

You should be out tearing it up in ur boat. :ernaehrung004:

TopSpin80 10-17-2007 03:09 PM

any of you guys that lost jobs have boats up for sale cheap?

Always Late 10-17-2007 03:09 PM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2308774)
That's new bilge bling!!!!!!!:ernaehrung004:

Tammie likes it!!!!!! (But not in the can)
BTM22 I'm bringing the boat over so you can help me install the spanish tile in my bilge.

jeff1000man 10-17-2007 03:14 PM


Originally Posted by TopSpin80 (Post 2308831)
any of you guys that lost jobs have boats up for sale cheap?

I'll sell you the panther. It would be great with those diesels.

jeff1000man 10-17-2007 03:16 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2308822)
I lost my job yesterday so i get to sit around with my thumb up my azz for a few days:violent-smiley-045::violent-smiley-045:

Bring the boat up this week. Water is laying down real nice. We can get **** canned for a coouple days.

joew. 10-17-2007 03:47 PM


Originally Posted by TopSpin80 (Post 2308831)
any of you guys that lost jobs have boats up for sale cheap?

Leave and don't come back:violent-smiley-045:


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