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jeff1000man 10-27-2009 04:59 PM

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Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2980465)
WeeMan ....if you are at home for lunch and reading OSO there is birthday cake on the service drive....and it is going fast:)

:evilb::evilb:

jeff1000man 10-27-2009 05:00 PM

Tbone. go ahead and imbed this. I don't know how to do it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWp-Rj5o9uA

tomtbone1993 10-27-2009 05:08 PM

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWp-Rj5o9uA[/YOUTUBE]

jeff1000man 10-27-2009 08:36 PM

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I don't really know where this came from or what the story is.

I am impressed though.

Trojan-man 10-27-2009 09:39 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2980771)
I don't really know where this came from or what the story is.

I am impressed though.

So am I !!! Nice !! I dont recognize those boobies, they must not be from around here :lolhit::party-smiley-004:

jeff1000man 10-27-2009 10:02 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2980830)
So am I !!! Nice !! I dont recognize those boobies, they must not be from around here :lolhit::party-smiley-004:

Richard has chosen a new way to mark his territory since he is wearing Depends in his old age. :evilb::evilb:

Trojan-man 10-27-2009 10:16 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2980848)
Richard has chosen a new way to mark his territory since he is wearing Depends in his old age. :evilb::evilb:

Hey whatever works :lolhit: He's gonna get on here and bbq your arse in malasses :op:

jeff1000man 10-27-2009 10:25 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2980862)
Hey whatever works :lolhit: He's gonna get on here and bbq your arse in malasses :op:

Hey, he kidnapped all the trim from the party sat. He needs a few turds lobbed at him

spk1 10-28-2009 12:18 AM

You two Muthafu(kers Neeed Jesus!!!! :evilb:

richarmstrong 10-28-2009 12:20 AM

I cannot help it if the girls wanted to keep my name amongst the people, since I was not there. In regards to me kidnapping all the trim from the party it was only three of them! Pretty shamefull if that is all it took to clear the trim out. Don't hate the player just hate the game! How's that for a turd lob!!!:lolhit::party-smiley-004:

Rcolter 10-28-2009 10:11 AM

SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAWING!!! :evilb:

Trojan-man 10-28-2009 10:20 AM


Originally Posted by richarmstrong (Post 2980902)
I cannot help it if the girls wanted to keep my name amongst the people, since I was not there. In regards to me kidnapping all the trim from the party it was only three of them! Pretty shamefull if that is all it took to clear the trim out. Don't hate the player just hate the game! How's that for a turd lob!!!:lolhit::party-smiley-004:

:evilb::evilb::evilb:

jeff1000man 10-28-2009 01:01 PM


Originally Posted by richarmstrong (Post 2980902)
I cannot help it if the girls wanted to keep my name amongst the people, since I was not there. In regards to me kidnapping all the trim from the party it was only three of them! Pretty shamefull if that is all it took to clear the trim out. Don't hate the player just hate the game! How's that for a turd lob!!!:lolhit::party-smiley-004:

Nice lob. :bsflag:

jeff1000man 10-28-2009 01:05 PM

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The official Joew T shirt

joew. 10-28-2009 01:59 PM

Who's 50ft nortech burned up and is sitting at AYS? It had bravo drives and a vinyl wrap. The wrap artist is advertised on the Starboard and port stern.... It has a goose nech trailer.

I was there for other reasons today and noticed that bad boy. I guess that is what happens when you get the life jackets instead of the fire extingisher:party-smiley-004:

spk1 10-28-2009 01:59 PM


Originally Posted by richarmstrong (Post 2980902)
I cannot help it if the girls wanted to keep my name amongst the people, since I was not there. In regards to me kidnapping all the trim from the party it was only three of them! Pretty shamefull if that is all it took to clear the trim out. Don't hate the player just hate the game! How's that for a turd lob!!!:lolhit::party-smiley-004:

These guys are going to need your secrets to the hard sell when they get to keywest, why dont you book a ticket fly down for the races, and show Tbone williams how a real car man rolls! :evilb:

spk1 10-28-2009 02:00 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2981214)
Who's 50ft nortech burned up and is sitting at AYS? It had bravo drives and a vinyl wrap. The wrap artist is advertised on the Starboard and port stern.... It has a goose nech trailer.

I was there for other reasons today and noticed that bad boy. I guess that is what happens when you get the life jackets instead of the fire extingisher:party-smiley-004:

I didnt know you guys made bags big enough to put a 53 hatteras in?? :eek: :eek:

joew. 10-28-2009 02:01 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2981216)
I didnt know you guys made bags big enough to put a 53 hatteras in?? :eek: :eek:

It is a 42 but that was not the main reason. That thing is fu(king trashed

spk1 10-28-2009 02:08 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2981217)
It is a 42 but that was not the main reason. That thing is fu(king trashed


http://miami.craigslist.org/brw/boa/1438787897.html
this one isnt :evilb:

tomtbone1993 10-28-2009 02:09 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2981214)
Who's 50ft nortech burned up and is sitting at AYS? It had bravo drives and a vinyl wrap. The wrap artist is advertised on the Starboard and port stern.... It has a goose nech trailer.

I was there for other reasons today and noticed that bad boy. I guess that is what happens when you get the life jackets instead of the fire extingisher:party-smiley-004:

Kids went in and stole the stereo out of it at the dock. They dropped the positive wire and it caught fire. We both have the same insurance surveor.....but his insurance claim is paid and I am still waiting....:(:(:rolleyes::rolleyes:

joew. 10-28-2009 02:14 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2981227)

I was actually looking at a 35 marlin cc with new etechs for 39k. The current owner has decided to take the boat back from what they said. It is a Tiki Island boat.

joew. 10-28-2009 02:15 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2981229)
Kids went in and stole the stereo out of it at the dock. They dropped the positive wire and it caught fire. We both have the same insurance surveor.....but his insurance claim is paid and I am still waiting....:(:(:rolleyes::rolleyes:

That thing is jacked up

tomtbone1993 10-28-2009 02:15 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2981215)
These guys are going to need your secrets to the hard sell when they get to keywest, why dont you book a ticket fly down for the races, and show Tbone williams how a real car man rolls! :evilb:

that hurts......09 has been an interesting year for me....I really hope Kelly & I can make it next year:)

tomtbone1993 10-28-2009 02:21 PM

Did anybody else notice the new Keith Eickerd banner ad with my rig going across it??? I should get something parts ....royalites...something..

jeff1000man 10-28-2009 02:37 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2981239)
Did anybody else notice the new Keith Eickerd banner ad with my rig going across it??? I should get something parts ....royalites...something..

Was it titled "smokin deals at eickert" :party-smiley-004:

tomtbone1993 10-28-2009 02:46 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2981247)
Was it titled "smokin deals at eickert" :party-smiley-004:

no...it didn't...although it did say "collectin dust in a magnum"


I bet Smooth will see water again before that magnum does...:party-smiley-004:

Rcolter 10-28-2009 02:57 PM

UH oh Jeff your are going to have to take time out of your "Playboy" Booze Cruises and get your bucket running. But I guess those are pretty much over after Rich snagged all your ladies.:party-smiley-004:

jeff1000man 10-28-2009 04:04 PM

Double BIP

joew. 10-28-2009 04:18 PM

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...NA%3AUS%3A1123

Big cheap performance

jeff1000man 10-28-2009 04:26 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2981306)

You should get that.

I just happen to know whare a trailer is that you can use to get here.

tomtbone1993 10-28-2009 05:13 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2981306)

that is a lot of fiberglass for the money......:coolcowboy:

tomtbone1993 10-28-2009 05:43 PM

So if that bucket was donated to a charity.....and the charity resales it....could a guy get a tax write off for the purchase price????...hhhhhhhhmmmmmm

jeff1000man 10-28-2009 05:53 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2981364)
So if that bucket was donated to a charity.....and the charity resales it....could a guy get a tax write off for the purchase price????...hhhhhhhhmmmmmm

HHHHMMMMMMMMMM????????

I know the donator gets a nice write off. I don't know about the purchaser:coolcowboy:

joew. 10-28-2009 07:07 PM

Huge wreck on 105 infront of Shanahans. I hoe we don't know the people because life flight came and everything. Only car I could make out was a little two door red car. Everything was to badly mangled to make out the rest.

tomtbone1993 10-28-2009 07:20 PM

Thats not good////i hope everything is ok

jeff1000man 10-28-2009 07:50 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2981413)
Huge wreck on 105 infront of Shanahans. I hoe we don't know the people because life flight came and everything. Only car I could make out was a little two door red car. Everything was to badly mangled to make out the rest.

not good

bigandy 10-29-2009 09:18 AM

i drove by no wreck, went to pick up the girls from dance, they were not ready amazing luck because, we went back by and there werent even cops on the scene, jayda and her friend said a prayer..... needless to say first time in about six months i did not go out and drink myself to sleep......... good news is they dont life flight a fatality, i hope for the best... that time of day it could have been from the nail salon as well but they smoooth pulled out in front of someone obviously going full speed cause that car was fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuckd, drivers side from the windshield forward was gooooone!!!! the car i saw was black, maybe the car that hit it must have been the other, they made it to the 2nd west bound lane!!! Again..... i hope for the best!

bigandy 10-29-2009 09:31 AM

As far as the Richard thing, i know the story of the name tag ( aka roaming gnome tag )... pretty sure i have pics in the back of the hearse of the same chesticles :) needles to say wakin up from jeffs shindig was hard but not considering the fun we had on sunday!!! also think a prominent real estate person will not be making fun of me passing out in inappropriate places anymore :) cameras are great things.... btw, richard is holding out, that gnome tag made its way into the cleave of many a young maiden !!!!!!! im sure Saturday it will see much more glory....

tomtbone1993 10-29-2009 12:26 PM

bad day for car accidents.....this guy was a powerhouse attorney

http://www.khou.com/topstories/stori...264088119.html

joew. 10-29-2009 12:45 PM

http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/...s/6692488.html

I can't believe he got the hole place for 500k.


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