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joew. 07-13-2009 10:59 AM


Originally Posted by THLWL (Post 2908816)
Hey guys, had a blast at your poker run. Tbone, thanks for introducing me to some of the OSO guys, glad to meet all y'all. Someone pumped some serious money in to Del Lago. That place was awesome! Hope there wasn't a full house cause that beats a flush guys. Tommy

It was nice meeting you.

jeff1000man 07-13-2009 11:05 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2908817)
joew., Busta, THLWL, bigandy, wstultz, jeff1000man, Trojan-man

A bunch of work gettin done today!

I'm temprarily retired.

jeff1000man 07-13-2009 11:06 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2908814)
1. Royal Flush
This is the highest poker hand. It consists of ace, king, queen, jack, ten, all in the same suit. As all suits are equal, all royal flushes are equal.

2. Straight Flush
Five cards of the same suit in sequence - such as J-10-9-8-7. Between two straight flushes, the one containing the higher top card is higher. An ace can be counted as low, so 5-4-3-2-A is a straight flush, but its top card is the five, not the ace, so it is the lowest type of straight flush. The cards cannot "turn the corner": 4-3-2-A-K is not valid.

3. Four of a kind
Four cards of the same rank - such as four queens. The fifth card can be anything. This combination is sometimes known as "quads", and in some parts of Europe it is called a "poker", though this term for it is unknown in English. Between two fours of a kind, the one with the higher set of four cards is higher - so 3-3-3-3-A is beaten by 4-4-4-4-2. It can't happen in standard poker, but if in some other game you need to compare two fours of a kind where the sets of four cards are of the same rank, then the one with the higher fifth card is better.

4. Full House
This consists of three cards of one rank and two cards of another rank - for example three sevens and two tens (colloquially known as "sevens full" or more specifically "sevens on tens"). When comparing full houses, the rank of the three cards determines which is higher. For example 9-9-9-4-4 beats 8-8-8-A-A. If the threes of a kind were equal, the rank of the pairs would decide.

5. Flush
Five cards of the same suit. When comparing two flushes, the highest card determines which is higher. If the highest cards are equal then the second highest card is compared; if those are equal too, then the third highest card, and so on. For example K-J-9-3-2 beats K-J-7-6-5 because the nine beats the seven.

6. Straight
Five cards of mixed suits in sequence - for example Q-J-10-9-8. When comparing two sequences, the one with the higher ranking top card is better. Ace can count high or low in a straight, but not both at once, so A-K-Q-J-10 and 5-4-3-2-A are valid straights, but 2-A-K-Q-J is not. 5-4-3-2-A is the lowest kind of straight, the top card being the five.

Correct sir.

Calling emergency executive comittee meeting.

bigandy 07-13-2009 11:11 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2908819)
It was nice meeting you.

yes it is nice to meet new people, hopefully we didnt motorboat your wife, run you over with a golf cart, keep you awake at night running threw the hallways, offend you with racism or foul language, land on you at the bottom of the slide or steal your last beer.....

jeff1000man 07-13-2009 11:13 AM

Does TOPPS have errors and omissions insurance. Maybe we can make a claim so that Wade can still get paid?

bigandy 07-13-2009 11:13 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2908828)
Correct sir.

Calling emergency executive comittee meeting.

ill come, i was the one who kept telling that guy a flush beat a full house.... i had never seen him before and i didnt pay attention to the name of the boat cause it wasnt one we bought!!!!!!! did we get pics of the board yet???

Rcolter 07-13-2009 11:15 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2908828)
Correct sir.

Calling emergency executive comittee meeting.

OH CHIT!!! I will be busy wallking my fish and changing my number.

Trojan-man 07-13-2009 11:20 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2908803)
there was a full house but wade had a flush so he wins

whats this game called? "I wiiin !! " pair of 2s....I wiiin !!! :lolhit:

wstultz 07-13-2009 11:23 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2908838)
ill come, i was the one who kept telling that guy a flush beat a full house.... i had never seen him before and i didnt pay attention to the name of the boat cause it wasnt one we bought!!!!!!! did we get pics of the board yet???

I have pics of the boards......or should i say had. By the way.....eat a di(k... I won biatches!!!!!!!!

bigandy 07-13-2009 11:24 AM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2908847)
whats this game called? "I wiiin !! " pair of 2s....I wiiin !!! :lolhit:

my game of "i win" doesnt have cards and usually requires a towel or sock when it is over :evilb:


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