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Trojan-man 07-13-2009 10:43 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2908764)
man act, knockin down mailboxes, kidnapping

:evilb:

"kidnappin is baby chit compared to what dis dude was doing" :evilb::party-smiley-004::evilb:

Trojan-man 07-13-2009 10:47 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2908783)
Wade, Does Megan have the pictures of the boards? How come no one managed to notice the full house? Better check the pics. :mad:

if there was a full house, how is it that the person that had it didn't manage to notice ??

bigandy 07-13-2009 10:48 AM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2908795)
"kidnappin is baby chit compared to what dis dude was doing" :evilb::party-smiley-004::evilb:

it was on repeat on the houthboat yesterday, i was irritated none of the girls knew the movie and wanted to change it, then i realized this morning it is 12 years older than the oldest girls on the boat!!!!!!!! Yaaaayyyyyy :evilb::evilb:

bigandy 07-13-2009 10:49 AM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2908800)
if there was a full house, how is it that the person that had it didn't manage to notice ??

there was a full house but wade had a flush so he wins

Busta 07-13-2009 10:52 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2908753)
did you get a fender line caught in a prop or was that an impromptu swim yesterday morning outside del lago???

Nope, that was an attempt to rinse the millions of bugs off of the fenders and then the bugs swarmed me instead. Those things suck!

bigandy 07-13-2009 10:55 AM


Originally Posted by Busta (Post 2908805)
Nope, that was an attempt to rinse the millions of bugs off of the fenders and then the bugs swarmed me instead. Those things suck!

ya good thing you jumped in... they say those may flies can devour a human in less than ten minutes with only fifty of them... they are the piranna of the flying insects :grinser010::lolhit:

joew. 07-13-2009 10:56 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2908803)
there was a full house but wade had a flush so he wins

full house beats a flush

joew. 07-13-2009 10:57 AM

1. Royal Flush
This is the highest poker hand. It consists of ace, king, queen, jack, ten, all in the same suit. As all suits are equal, all royal flushes are equal.

2. Straight Flush
Five cards of the same suit in sequence - such as J-10-9-8-7. Between two straight flushes, the one containing the higher top card is higher. An ace can be counted as low, so 5-4-3-2-A is a straight flush, but its top card is the five, not the ace, so it is the lowest type of straight flush. The cards cannot "turn the corner": 4-3-2-A-K is not valid.

3. Four of a kind
Four cards of the same rank - such as four queens. The fifth card can be anything. This combination is sometimes known as "quads", and in some parts of Europe it is called a "poker", though this term for it is unknown in English. Between two fours of a kind, the one with the higher set of four cards is higher - so 3-3-3-3-A is beaten by 4-4-4-4-2. It can't happen in standard poker, but if in some other game you need to compare two fours of a kind where the sets of four cards are of the same rank, then the one with the higher fifth card is better.

4. Full House
This consists of three cards of one rank and two cards of another rank - for example three sevens and two tens (colloquially known as "sevens full" or more specifically "sevens on tens"). When comparing full houses, the rank of the three cards determines which is higher. For example 9-9-9-4-4 beats 8-8-8-A-A. If the threes of a kind were equal, the rank of the pairs would decide.

5. Flush
Five cards of the same suit. When comparing two flushes, the highest card determines which is higher. If the highest cards are equal then the second highest card is compared; if those are equal too, then the third highest card, and so on. For example K-J-9-3-2 beats K-J-7-6-5 because the nine beats the seven.

6. Straight
Five cards of mixed suits in sequence - for example Q-J-10-9-8. When comparing two sequences, the one with the higher ranking top card is better. Ace can count high or low in a straight, but not both at once, so A-K-Q-J-10 and 5-4-3-2-A are valid straights, but 2-A-K-Q-J is not. 5-4-3-2-A is the lowest kind of straight, the top card being the five.

THLWL 07-13-2009 10:58 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2908803)
there was a full house but wade had a flush so he wins

Hey guys, had a blast at your poker run. Tbone, thanks for introducing me to some of the OSO guys, glad to meet all y'all. Someone pumped some serious money in to Del Lago. That place was awesome! Hope there wasn't a full house cause that beats a flush guys. Tommy

joew. 07-13-2009 10:58 AM

joew., Busta, THLWL, bigandy, wstultz, jeff1000man, Trojan-man

A bunch of work gettin done today!


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