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Old 09-22-2009 | 07:48 AM
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did she do a good job?? she said she has 3.5 hours in it but she owes me money so just let me know whats fair....
She told me it only took 1 hour....
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Old 09-22-2009 | 07:53 AM
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http://www.offshoreonly.com/classifi...o30946-en.html

Check out these two.
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Old 09-22-2009 | 07:59 AM
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man I miss that boat
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Old 09-22-2009 | 08:38 AM
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A Catholic priest, a doctor, a rich businessman and an Guy from New Yorkwere waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers in front of them. The Guy from New York fumed, 'What's with those jerks? We're waiting fifteen minutes between shots!' The doctor chimed in, 'I don't know, but I've never seen such poor golf!' The rich businessman called out, 'Move it, time is money!' The Catholic priest said, 'Here comes the greens keeper. Let's have a word with him. Excuse me, sir!' said the priest, 'What's wrong with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?' The greens keeper replied, 'Oh, yes. That's a group of blind fire fighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime.' The group fell silent for a moment. The Catholic priest said, 'That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight.' The doctor said, 'Good idea. I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist colleague and see if there's anything that he might be able to do for them.' The rich businessman replied, 'I think I'll donate $50,000 to the fire fighters unionin honor of these brave souls!' The guy from New York said, 'Why the f^ck can't they play at night?
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Old 09-22-2009 | 10:13 AM
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uhhhhmmmmm, did i catch a niner..... ohhhh, and an outboard???
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Old 09-22-2009 | 10:17 AM
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Originally Posted by bigandy
did she do a good job?? she said she has 3.5 hours in it but she owes me money so just let me know whats fair....
I didn't look at it during the day. Does this mean I can pay in Taaka? Hook up with me today before about 1. After that I will be in FL for a little while working for Spk1 yacht brokerage.
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Old 09-22-2009 | 10:29 AM
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I didn't look at it during the day. Does this mean I can pay in Taaka? Hook up with me today before about 1. After that I will be in FL for a little while working for Spk1 yacht brokerage.
Thats all the Gereke's need is another a-hole on the coat tails

Hold out and you might get a vette
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Old 09-22-2009 | 10:32 AM
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Originally Posted by joew.
Thats all the Gereke's need is another a-hole on the coat tails

Hold out and you might get a vette
That's just mean. Di(khead. I am just going to see if I can talk him into actually taking that cat off the trailer.
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Old 09-22-2009 | 12:42 PM
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I wouldn't have shot you.... Metrosucksalot Wing dove are not in season
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Old 09-22-2009 | 03:12 PM
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If this is gonna be that kind of party, I'm gonna stick my di(k in the mashed potatoes!
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