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A Catholic priest, a doctor, a rich businessman and an Guy from New Yorkwere waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers in front of them. The Guy from New York fumed, 'What's with those jerks? We're waiting fifteen minutes between shots!' The doctor chimed in, 'I don't know, but I've never seen such poor golf!' The rich businessman called out, 'Move it, time is money!' The Catholic priest said, 'Here comes the greens keeper. Let's have a word with him. Excuse me, sir!' said the priest, 'What's wrong with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?' The greens keeper replied, 'Oh, yes. That's a group of blind fire fighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime.' The group fell silent for a moment. The Catholic priest said, 'That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight.' The doctor said, 'Good idea. I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist colleague and see if there's anything that he might be able to do for them.' The rich businessman replied, 'I think I'll donate $50,000 to the fire fighters unionin honor of these brave souls!' The guy from New York said, 'Why the f^ck can't they play at night?
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uhhhhmmmmm, did i catch a niner..... ohhhh, and an outboard???
uhhhhmmmmm, did i catch a niner..... ohhhh, and an outboard???
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Hold out and you might get a vette
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