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Old 12-14-2009, 09:20 PM
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Originally Posted by tomtbone1993
I am pretty sure WStultz, Trojan-Man, Wee Man, Boatman22, JoeW, BigAndy, MBA6349, Rcolter, SPk1, will not have a problem with my post.......he isn't buying one of our boats......
Somebody is bored at home I see.
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Old 12-14-2009, 09:23 PM
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Originally Posted by jeff1000man
Somebody is bored at home I see.
yes sir.......



Congrats on the sale......

Let your potential buyer know i was just bustin his balls......

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Originally Posted by tomtbone1993
Do you have any pictures of your girlfriend and or wife or both??
KSims..This is club rules and if she is hotter than at least a seven (a four by our standards) they must be nudes and video preferred. Drinks have to be purchased to the thirsty crew before the sale of Jeffroeleventythousand boat to you. And it must be enough drinks till BigAndy falls asleep. Finally, you must make love to Shironda, the club mascot nanny goat.
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Originally Posted by mba1620
KSims..This is club rules and if she is hotter than at least a seven (a four by our standards) they must be nudes and video preferred. Drinks have to be purchased to the thirsty crew before the sale of Jeffroeleventythousand boat to you. And it must be enough drinks till BigAndy falls asleep. Finally, you must make love to Shironda, the club mascot nanny goat.
oh and some people get to be a club 105 member without a girlfriend or a boat because of the sister with big tits clause in our club charter....
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Originally Posted by bigandy
oh and some people get to be a club 105 member without a girlfriend or a boat because of the sister with big tits clause in our club charter....
This clause???
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Originally Posted by jeff1000man
This clause???
dam everybody in that pic got boobies!!!
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Originally Posted by KSims1868
Nobody is bumming rides...I'm the guy that is buying this boat from Jeff.
I don't get out 105-way too often...as I live in the Clear Lake area, but I imagine I'll have to make a few runs up that way to run the lake a couple times a year. Seems like a great place for running around in the Spring/Summer.
You must also put some teal on this rig since everyone on Conroe is stuck in the late 80's Or atleast some of us

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Old 12-15-2009, 09:11 AM
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HaPPy B-Day Captain Insano.....
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Where is the Captain Insaneo party?
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Originally Posted by jeff1000man
This clause???
Haha...nice. That pic just isn't big enough to fully appreciate what seems to be going on there. LARGER version highly requested (I'm sure that's also what she said later - J/K).

Ball busting is expected, and I can deal with it. Large quantities of alcohol are always a great way to grease the wheels of entry to a new group...understood. This summer seems to be shaping up as an intersting one.

As for the pics of wife/girlfriend...here's the best I can do at this time:

**side note...that's not our baby she's holding it's a friend's. Our baby is the 1 in the pink seat. We also have a 4 yr old.
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