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wstultz 04-02-2010 01:37 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3080073)
Im working on a new married guy concept called Bed, bath, a bar, and beyond. I think I could really get into this marriage thing if we could get wasted at the bar inside bed bath and beyond while they shop for matching place mats. Designated driver everyy timee :coolcowboy:

How about Bed, Bath, and she can by her fancy fu(kin place mats by herself because I'm going to the Lake.

Do you think that name is too long?

jeff1000man 04-02-2010 02:16 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3080081)
How about Bed, Bath, and she can by her fancy fu(kin place mats by herself because I'm going to the Lake.

Do you think that name is too long?

What is a place mat? Does it mean that you don't have to clean the table when dinner is finshed, or do you still have to clean the table anyway? If you still have to clean the table, then why have the placemats. If that is the case, why use plates? Why not just eat off the nice clean table??? :coolcowboy::bigbird:

jeff1000man 04-02-2010 02:17 PM

I'm telling you, if I come home talking like our favorite Yankee.........

fughetaboutit. How u doin?? :bigbird:

wstultz 04-02-2010 04:03 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3080094)
What is a place mat? Does it mean that you don't have to clean the table when dinner is finshed, or do you still have to clean the table anyway? If you still have to clean the table, then why have the placemats. If that is the case, why use plates? Why not just eat off the nice clean table??? :coolcowboy::bigbird:

I don't have them since i don't have a table. That is the perks of living in a barn. Sounds like SPK1 has already gotten in a nice few Saturdays. :)

Trojan-man 04-02-2010 08:52 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3080094)
What is a place mat? Does it mean that you don't have to clean the table when dinner is finshed, or do you still have to clean the table anyway? If you still have to clean the table, then why have the placemats. If that is the case, why use plates? Why not just eat off the nice clean table??? :coolcowboy::bigbird:

Its the same concept as throw pillows. some sammich maker decided it was a good idea to stack more chit on the bed to put on and take off every day. :bong::op:

jeff1000man 04-03-2010 05:40 AM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 3080260)
Its the same concept as throw pillows. some sammich maker decided it was a good idea to stack more chit on the bed to put on and take off every day. :bong::op:

Like the Chad simulator? That that is one monster stack of pillows in there.

Make sure that fishing boat doesn't float away.

Luuk 04-03-2010 11:27 AM

Hey you all there, do we have any winedrinkers at oso?

wstultz 04-03-2010 01:14 PM


Originally Posted by Luuk (Post 3080470)
Hey you all there, do we have any winedrinkers at oso?

no

Trojan-man 04-03-2010 01:17 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3080349)
Like the Chad simulator? That that is one monster stack of pillows in there.

Make sure that fishing boat doesn't float away.

whose boat is it in your lift? Did you plan that strategically? All this nice weather, you go out of town, and some ass sticks a fishing boat in your lift for 3 weeks :lolhit::lolhit:

jeff1000man 04-03-2010 03:21 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 3080506)
whose boat is it in your lift? Did you plan that strategically? All this nice weather, you go out of town, and some ass sticks a fishing boat in your lift for 3 weeks :lolhit::lolhit:

If the two of yout's didn't sleep till 4pm, you would notice that my neighbor actually takes it fishing sometimes.


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