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Originally Posted by BY U BOY
(Post 2378935)
paint his shi pink:drink:
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Originally Posted by jeff1000man
(Post 2378869)
I take it in the can............ALOT.........:p
oh someone is on jeffs PC I havent had much to laugh about lately but this (someone being on his computer) made me laugh out loud... Anyone boating out of Cl Lk this weekend? |
Party at Blackwood's house on Saturday starting @ 7:00.....Everyone's invited!!!!!!!
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Originally Posted by wstultz
(Post 2379180)
Party at Blackwood's house on Saturday starting @ 7:00.....Everyone's invited!!!!!!!
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Could Sombody post the details on boatmans party, I couldnt open the file for some reason.
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Originally Posted by spk1
(Post 2379319)
Isnt that in competition with boatmans party? We should make one start at NooN,,, with free shuttle service to boatmans party later. :evilb: :evilb:
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Originally Posted by tomtbone1993
(Post 2379324)
2 classey guys haven a party the same night.........just have to make both:ernaehrung004:
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How about we combine parties at jeffs .....this way nobody gets dwi's and joew gets to tackle the grill and drown in lawn furniture :evilb::evilb:
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Originally Posted by jeff1000man
(Post 2378929)
It was either chad or lefty. That ungrateful Trojan Man. I spend all afternoon painting his junk for his boat and this is how he repays me.
He is going to get it now. |
Originally Posted by jeff1000man
(Post 2377872)
I am assuming this is a TRS boat? What kind of money would you want for the rest of the rigging? Just looking for more info for now. I have 2 projects on the way all ready, but wish I didn't now.
Originally Posted by Cig35Mistress
(Post 2378045)
Jeff:
This was a TRS/Speedmaster II boat. The drives are freshly rebuilt and available at an asking price of $5000 for the pair including props. I'm willing to work with someone if they are interested in everything. I have brand new BW 72C trannies, Stainless Marine Gen III dry headers, K-Planes, new style trim pumps, Mayfair billet controls, you name it, it's probably on the shlef in my warehouse! Let me know if you have a serious interest, I'm sick of the time wasters and tire kickers, I have an awesome hull at an awesome price and I just want her to go to the right home! :drink: Thanks, Harry
Originally Posted by jeff1000man
(Post 2378424)
Sounds like you are going to make someone a good deal. I have to get rid of a couple projects that Ihave going right now. I'll make a run at you when I am done with these if you still have it. These are the kind of projects that I like. When all you have to do is put them back togehter.
Good luck
Originally Posted by jeff1000man
(Post 2379331)
That's always the case. I always pick up a couple junkers that I know I can urn and make a buck on to keep my hobby alive and then something comes along that is worth the effort and I don't have the cash flow.
Someone is going to love that boat. :mad: |
Originally Posted by Trojan-man
(Post 2379343)
Someone is up to old tricks again :evilb::evilb:
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Let me know if you have a serious interest, I'm sick of the time wasters and tire kickers, I have an awesome hull at an awesome price and I just want her to go to the right home!
:eek::rolleyes::grinser010: |
Dayum,, this close to christmas,, we should all be out getting drunk and in trouble somewhere! :ernaehrung004: :evilb:
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Just for the record. Fah Q, Fah Q your cool and Fah q. Looks like I am staying in town this weekend so i guess the real lefty will be in full drunk mode.:drink:
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POOF, Colter appears out of nowhere.
This party situation is crazy. I've got Pop's @ 6:00, Blackwood's starts @ 7:00, and then somehow have to stumble my drunk a$$ over to Boatman's. Damn, it's going to be a busy CHRISTmas. |
Originally Posted by wstultz
(Post 2379566)
POOF, Colter appears out of nowhere.
This party situation is crazy. I've got Pop's @ 6:00, Blackwood's starts @ 7:00, and then somehow have to stumble my drunk a$$ over to Boatman's. Damn, it's going to be a busy CHRISTmas. |
Originally Posted by wstultz
(Post 2379566)
POOF, Colter appears out of nowhere.
This party situation is crazy. I've got Pop's @ 6:00, Blackwood's starts @ 7:00, and then somehow have to stumble my drunk a$$ over to Boatman's. Damn, it's going to be a busy CHRISTmas. |
Originally Posted by Beak42
(Post 2379660)
Let's go in on a limo!!:drink:
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Originally Posted by Trojan-man
(Post 2379589)
and then you have to be home by 9:00 like when you went to BLVD. :evilb:
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Originally Posted by wstultz
(Post 2379680)
Exactly a$$. I have to make all of these parties and still be in bed by 9:30.
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Originally Posted by boatman22
(Post 2379675)
Let's get a Limo Bus and make everyones party....Make mine last so you won't drink as much BOOZE:ernaehrung004:
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i like the limo idea:):)
Tbone & Ms. Tbone JoeW & Ms. JoeW Jeff WStultz & Ms. WStultz Spk1 Colter Papa Tbone Lefty Trojan & Ms. Trojan Beak & Ms. Beak Boatman & Ms. Boatman bigandy & Ms. Bigandy 19 people, may need 2 limos who else am I missin for the Club 105 Christmas ralley??? |
Originally Posted by tomtbone1993
(Post 2379732)
i like the limo idea:):)
Tbone & Ms. Tbone JoeW & Ms. JoeW Jeff WStultz & Ms. WStultz Spk1 Colter Papa Tbone Lefty Trojan & Ms. Trojan Beak & Ms. Beak Boatman & Ms. Boatman bigandy & Ms. Bigandy 19 people, may need 2 limos who else am I missin for the Club 105 Christmas ralley??? |
Originally Posted by Trojan-man
(Post 2379757)
Trojan & Ms. trojan and wstultz & mrs. wstultz might have to meet you guys at the second party.....we have to go to pops's party first.
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sounds like i am going to miss a hell of a night:(:(:(
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Originally Posted by BY U BOY
(Post 2379813)
sounds like i am going to miss a hell of a night:(:(:(
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point of no return
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Best of the BS thread April 07 until page 47
Originally Posted by bigandy
(Post 2079600)
Hey thanks for the save from the rich, hot chick with huge bombs that you didnt sleep with,,,,,,,,,,, no really thanks!!!
oh and can you explain the bases to me again, because if "homerun" is sleeping outside in a lawnchair while everyone was in the hot tub in there underwear, what is 1st, 2nd and third? But seriously, i do sincerely appreciate the ride home, i would have hated waking up in a strange house, and having to do the walk of shame looking like a glazed donut and smelling like crawfish from some random chick.
Originally Posted by txlefty
(Post 2080087)
I did save ya! 2 husbands, 3 kids, 3 different daddies, and looking for number 4....the only way that HO' has any money is on her back! Just lookin out for ya! That piece of AZZ will cost ya 18 years hard workin!
Originally Posted by tomtbone1993
(Post 2080278)
Letterman's Top 10 Lines Lefty uses on woman
10) I get free beer at Bw3's 9) Your 16 right? 8) I was a Delt from 1985 to 1999 7) I drove the Jaguar today caused I loaned out the Hummer 6) I drove the Hummer today cause I loaned out the Jaguar 5) I drove the Benz today cause the Jag and the Hummer were dirty 4) I live on the Lake 3) I do not discrimate against age 2) I own a 38 Foutain AND the #1 Pick line for Lefty's women is................................................ .................................................. .................................................. ............................. I need to go load up my Fountain with my Hummer and take it too my Lake House and park it next to my Jaguar and my Benz.. ::
Originally Posted by Rcolter
(Post 2080419)
For the record Jeff has NO GAME and should not be allowed to reproduce. Better yet, he shoul not be allowed to speak without at least thinking about what he was going to say for 30 minutes!
Originally Posted by joew.
(Post 2080573)
I just pissed my self. That is fin awsome!!!!!!!!!
Originally Posted by spk1
(Post 2080606)
Im still looking for one of those tennis ball machine guns on Ebay. :evilb:
Originally Posted by jeff1000man
(Post 2080640)
Tom we need to save today in the archive for days that it is slow and need a quick pick me up
Originally Posted by Trojan-man
(Post 2081191)
TROJAN..........MAAAAAAN !!!!! Looks like I gotta stop by to keep that crap talk down to a minimum.
Originally Posted by bigandy
(Post 2081213)
all of you go to bed, i mean seriuosly. i drove by three bars tonight that were empty trying to get a drink, if we are going to be awake at 12:30 grow a sack and go to the bar
Originally Posted by wstultz
(Post 2081568)
Hey Jeff, I'm going to need you to officially change your screen name From Jeff1000man to MUSH MOUTH, and then everything will be O B K B!
Originally Posted by wstultz
(Post 2081774)
I will no longer respond to your comments until you refer to yourself as Mush Mouth!
Originally Posted by jeff1000man
(Post 2081835)
Man I just changed the password. How did you get back in?
Originally Posted by bigandy
(Post 2081857)
Jeff when you get ready to sell your boat is OSO going to make you put it in the NON- performance section???
Originally Posted by jeff1000man
(Post 2081894)
Quit changing my password ass
Originally Posted by tomtbone1993
(Post 2081900)
:stupid:
Hey DUMBASS if I had your password wouldn't you think I could post under your screen name?
Originally Posted by tomtbone1993
(Post 2081900)
:
Hey DUMBASS if I had your password wouldn't you think I could post under your screen name?
Originally Posted by Trojan-man
(Post 2084413)
Sorry I am late to the discussion.....can someone tell me how Lefty went to papas with two girls in his boat and came back with two guys, one who fell his drunk ass in the water and the other was making out with a marina pole for an hour? Classic...
Is sounds just like a night with Jeff1000 except for the girls part.......:evilb: :evilb: ps. 70 mph s-turns at 2 in the morning was awesome, wish the pics would have turned out. |
Nice!
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page 47:grinser010:
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'No Refusal' DWI Initiative Get Warrants In Minutes
By Elizabeth Scarborough POSTED: 7:24 am CST December 21, 2007 HOUSTON -- Officers are hitting the streets during the holidays in search of impaired drivers, KPRC Local 2 reported Thursday. Houston police Officer Paul Lassalle works on the Driving While Intoxicated task force. He's out on the roads looking for drunken drivers every day, but starting Dec. 21 he's getting some extra help. The holiday initiative is called "Over the Limit, Under Arrest", and goes through Jan. 1. On every shift, police will have 10 extra officers in cruisers patrolling with one mission: to detect impaired drivers on the roads. Lassalle said the officers be looking for certain driving cues. "Driving on the wrong part of the road, going over the center line, things like that," he said. Police Chief Harold Hurtt announced Thursday that his officers will be teaming up with the Harris County District Attorney's Office and area judges to create "no refusal" nights. On those random three nights, the department will have a volunteer judge on call. "We can go to the judge and get a search warrant in about 15 minutes," Hurtt said. "Then we'll have a nurse, have blood drawn and have it tested." Police said about 50 percent of drivers refuse to be tested for alcohol. "We lead the nation in alcohol-related fatalities," Lassalle said. Officials said there have been 225 fatal car wrecks in Houston in 2007 and 60 percent of them were alcohol-related. |
Nice compilation!!! funny stuff!! Whats up for tonight?!? Its cocktail time on the skank!! Where are all the white women at???
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Originally Posted by wstultz
(Post 2056211)
Those two will be wheeling and dealing all year and the superchargers will still be sitting on my work bench.
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post 1256 page 63
Originally Posted by txlefty
(Post 2087184)
Could be worse! I bet you'd hate looking for a job a whole lot more! :evilb:
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Originally Posted by tomtbone1993
(Post 2084439)
i think Jeff could have gotten laid with my throwbacks:ilb:
Originally Posted by joew.
(Post 2084440)
no,,, probly not:
Originally Posted by spk1
(Post 2084449)
will I go to hell if I go to a strip club on good friday?:dnk:
Originally Posted by Trojan-man
(Post 2084452)
"Life on the Houthboat"
Andy is still in underroos underwear with his computer split screen between porn, ebay, and oso at 5:00. Occasionally he peaks out the blinds of his houthboat to see if he can beat off to any dock talent while talking trash on oso. he cannot do this until he cleans up the drool spot on the floor of the kitchen wear he passed out last night with his pants around his ankle. Good times....... ps. I am jealous too
Originally Posted by Trojan-man
(Post 2084455)
didn't they make a movie about Jeff1000? I think he is just putting the puzzy on a pedestal :imp:
Originally Posted by bigandy
(Post 2084468)
thats the best $50 a month for my lil' verizon aircard, now if i could just get someone to bring me some food, the only people that deliver to the boat is pizza.... and we did that last night.
somebody bring me some dirties and a cheeseburger and i will let you stay on the Skanktuary and party with the girls you brought me..........
Originally Posted by joew.
(Post 2084470)
And as an added bonus. Anyone that stays on the skanktuary gets a life time supply of CRABS::
Originally Posted by spk1
(Post 2084478)
hehe
Originally Posted by spk1
(Post 2084511)
Lasserrrr! dayumm dont get drunk hehe who knows what may happen to ya.
Originally Posted by Trojan-man
(Post 2084534)
wade is at home talking dirty to black betty....and he has out a can of jiff peanut butter, so we won't hear from him for awhile
Originally Posted by tomtbone1993
(Post 2084541)
that has been my picture before you started going bald:bu
not only am I the president, I am also a client for Hair Club for Men. -Chad
Originally Posted by wstultz
(Post 2084658)
There was a misterious big white missle parked at the dock @ Papas. It had old drunk fat guys hanging off of it, proclaiming their love for each other. They were also screaming obsinities to the hot young ladies walking by. Stuff like, "Hey I have a Hummer" , and "musi mushi mushi Land o' lakes." It was really weird.
Originally Posted by BY U BOY
(Post 2084751)
I love beer like a fat kid loves cake.
Originally Posted by jeff1000man
(Post 2085221)
As an added note. Boat probably still won't break 79.
Originally Posted by joew.
(Post 2085226)
Must be a typo, 59
Originally Posted by BY U BOY
(Post 2085327)
Phuckin Hate Customers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Originally Posted by wstultz
(Post 2085374)
Give me two of those, four of those, and a box of those naked lady tees. Oh, look at this hat! I bet you buy this hat and you get a free bowl of soup, looks good on you though.
Originally Posted by tomtbone1993
(Post 2085470)
WHY MUST YOU SPEAK TO US IN CAPS? ARE YOU ANGRY WITH US.....::
Originally Posted by joew.
(Post 2085493)
Who the fu(k pulled your string????
Originally Posted by txlefty
(Post 2085532)
Damn you know I've always been a little s-l-o-w.....:dol:
Originally Posted by joew.
(Post 2085550)
[
Your fired, hit the bricks pal because you can't sell chit, you ain't worth chit, you are chit, your outa here....:elb:
Originally Posted by spk1
(Post 2085894)
Oh yea,, and carefull,, I think those nachos stick to the inner lining of your stomach, :dol:
Originally Posted by boatman22
(Post 2086037)
Tough crowd..When I move to Montgomery Co. I guess I better watch out:bunny: :bunny:
Originally Posted by bigandy
(Post 2086534)
Tbone, do you take your own pool stick to the pool hall and lose there too :evilb: :evilb:
or did you just not know they have balls there that anyone can use??? Does tbones ( big Earn McCracken's ) ball have a rose in it?? just wondering since all of you homer's just have the internet and nobody cant call nobody to let nobody know what all you nobodies is doing.
Originally Posted by txlefty
(Post 2087103)
Maybe someone should get your mom's old bowling towel and you can use it as a blankie! Maybe make Tommy Wommbie feel better! :s:
Originally Posted by txlefty
(Post 2087184)
Could be worse! I bet you'd hate looking for a job a whole lot more! :
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Originally Posted by tomtbone1993
(Post 2379997)
I am glad you got it and not BY U Boy.......that would have been way to much boat for him....The funny thing is you guys look alike, but you appear to be 24 inches taller then BY U:):)
http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/s...d.php?t=175891 |
Alright boys I'm going to head to the swamp. Yall have a very Merry Christmas,and be safe at all the parties. Sorry i can't make them.
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Originally Posted by BY U BOY
(Post 2380140)
Alright boys I'm going to head to the swamp. Yall have a very Merry Christmas,and be safe at all the parties. Sorry i can't make them.
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Originally Posted by BY U BOY
(Post 2380064)
ARE THEY STILL ON YOUR WORK BENCH:evilb::evilb:
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