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jeff1000man 09-26-2007 01:25 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2285594)
I don't know Jeff that Scarab is sweet...and I usually don't say that about those bettle boats.

Have to see how things work out. Want to go in partners. I could keep it in the barn, or when it is in the water youcan keep it at my house.

Sounds like a hell of deal to me.

On Time 09-26-2007 01:26 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2285587)
I'm into both types. You need to start lining us up with some of those young nurses you got running around, and I'll buy all the boats we need.

Well I would really like to but all I know are girls in the 18-25 age range and I know all you sophisticated guys are into more of a mature type of woman...

jeff1000man 09-26-2007 01:36 PM


Originally Posted by Beak42 (Post 2285602)
Well I would really like to but all I know are girls in the 18-25 age range and I know all you sophisticated guys are into more of a mature type of woman...


That age range is all the mature I want.

tomtbone1993 09-26-2007 01:48 PM

Beak42 knows class when he sees it.........That is why he offered to hook me up with one of his girls months ago:):)



BTW Beak42 or Boatman11 you guys going to make the trip with us??

jeff1000man 09-26-2007 01:50 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2285628)
Beak42 knows class when he sees it.........That is why he offered to hook me up with one of his girls months ago:):)


BTW Beak42 or Boatman11 you guys going to make the trip with us??

I'm ridin with boatman22. Cook up some Barbq and watch movies in the AC and nurse my hangover on the way.

Oh and as far as class????? :Whatever:

On Time 09-26-2007 02:00 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2285628)
Beak42 knows class when he sees it.........That is why he offered to hook me up with one of his girls months ago:):)



BTW Beak42 or Boatman11 you guys going to make the trip with us??

We're actually going to play with the Baja-ers this weekend at the Baja Bash and check out some of those unsophisticated younger women after a day in the hot sun with booze and c-rap music playin'...

tomtbone1993 09-26-2007 02:02 PM


Originally Posted by Beak42 (Post 2285647)
We're actually going to play with the Baja-ers this weekend at the Baja Bash and check out some of those unsophisticated younger women after a day in the hot sun with booze and c-rap music playin'...

The trip is not planned til Oct 12 or 13th:cool:

tomtbone1993 09-26-2007 02:03 PM

I NEED TO KNOW ASAP who can leave on Friday the 12th vs the 13th??????

It appears that would be the better deal

jeff1000man 09-26-2007 02:07 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2285655)
I NEED TO KNOW ASAP who can leave on Friday the 12th vs the 13th??????

It appears that would be the better deal


Me me. Definately launch friday night and be ready to go sat morning. I checked with San luis hotel and that is out of our budget. We need to find rooms for friday night in galveston. Have we found out about rooms and dock space in lake charles?

Beak42 and Boatman22 are scared to go on the boats without their wives.

tomtbone1993 09-26-2007 02:08 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2285660)
Me me. Definately launch friday night and be ready to go sat morning. I checked with San luis hotel and that is out of our budget. We need to find rooms for friday night in galveston. Have we found out about rooms and dock space in lake charles?

Beak42 and Boatman22 are scared to go on the boats without their wives.

please reread the post then reply............head to Lake Charles on Friday

tomtbone1993 09-26-2007 02:11 PM

THLWL just emailed me this info. Thanks again Tommy!!

TRIP TO STINGAREES: 30 MILES

AFTER THE LAST CLEAR LAKE CHANNEL MARKER, SET YOUR COMPASS TO ABOUT
90 DEGREES. MAKE SURE YOU RUN TO THE SOUTH SIDE OF SMITH POINT.
90 DEGREE HEADING WILL TAKE YOU THE STINGAREES FUEL DOCK CUT TO THE
INTERCOASTAL WATERWAY.

FROM STINGAREES TO LAKE CHARLES IS ABOUT 100 MILES. BOATS THAT ARE
NOT SURE THEY CAN MAKE THE TRIP TO LAKE CHARLES WITHOUT FUEL
SHOULD TOP OFF THEIR TANKS AT STINGAREES. MOST OF THE GROUP IS PLANNING ON
WAITING NEAR STINGAREES WHILE THE BOATS FILL UP.


STINGAREES TO CALCASIEU SHIP CHANNEL: 90 MILES

WE WILL LEAVE STINGAREES AND RUN DUE EAST IN THE INTERCOASTAL WATERWAY.
PLEASE NOTE THAT THE CHANNEL MARKER WILL SWAP COLORS BACK AND FORTH
ALONG THIS TRIP. KEEP YOUR BOAT BETWEEN THE MARKERS.

A DIFFICULT PASS WILL BE THROUGH SABINE LAKE AREA NEAR 93.52 & 29.56 ON YOUR
GPS. KEEP THE RED CHANNEL MARKERS TO STARBOARD (RIGHT) SIDE OF BOAT.
DO NOT GO UP THE NECHES RIVER.

AFTER LEAVING SABINE LAKE FOR ABOUT 7 TO 8 MILES, YOU WILL NEED TO TAKE THE
SMALL CHANNEL TO THE RIGHT NEAR 93.44 & 30.03 ON YOUR GPS. YOU WILL CONTINUE
TO STAY TO THE RIGHT THROUGH THE CHANNEL NEAR 93.42 & 30.03 ON YOUR GPS.
YOU ARE THEN BACK IN A LONG STRAIGHT SECTION OF THE INTERCOASTAL WATERWAY.

AT THE END OF THIS LONG STRAIGHT RUN, YOU WILL RUN UNDER THE ELLENDER TOWERS
NEAR 93.21 & 30.04 ON YOUR GPS.

ABOUT 2 MILES PAST ELLENDER TOWERS, YOU WILL COME TO THE CALCASIEU SHIP CHANNEL.

CALCASIEU SHIP CHANNEL TO L'AUBERGE DU LAC CASINO RESORT IN LAKE CHARLES: 10 MILES

UPON ENTERING THE CALCASIEU SHIP CHANNEL, YOU WILL GO NORTH (LEFT) FOR ABOUT
10 MILES. 1 MILE PAST THE INTERSTATE 210 BRIDGE, YOU WILL SEE THE L'AUBERGE
DU LAC CASINO RESORT AND DOCKS.

APPROXIMATE TOTAL RUN DISTANCE: 130 MILES

FUEL DOCKS IN LAKE CHARLES:

TAKE A RIGHT JUST PAST THE DOCKS AT L'AUBERGE IN TO THE CONTRABAND BAYOU.
CONTINUE TO TRAVEL DOWN THE BAYOU AND BOW TIE MARINA WILL BE ON YOUR LEFT.
BOW TIE MARINA HAS 2 HIGH SPEED FUEL PUMPS. THEY ONLY HAVE 93 OCTANE BUT
CURRENTLY THEIR PRICE PER GALLON IS LESS THAN IN CLEAR LAKE FOR 89 OCTANE. THEY
WILL PUMP FUEL SATURDAY FOR US UNTIL WE'RE DONE!

PHONE NUMBERS:

L'AUBERGE DU LAC CASINO - 866-580-7444
L'AUBERGE DU LAC EVENTS COORDINATOR, JENNIFER JACOBSON - 713-366-9251
BOW TIE MARINA, DOUG SHEARMAN - 337-478-0130

jeff1000man 09-26-2007 02:14 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2285663)
please reread the post then reply............head to Lake Charles on Friday

Friday morning sure. Friday evening or afternoon. Not sure. R we still staying till sunday? Thought you souldn't take off 2 days.

tomtbone1993 09-26-2007 02:24 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2285673)
Friday morning sure. Friday evening or afternoon. Not sure. R we still staying till sunday? Thought you souldn't take off 2 days.

I say leave Galveston Friday @ noon.....my mind has changed..

joew. 09-26-2007 02:25 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2285673)
Friday morning sure. Friday evening or afternoon. Not sure. R we still staying till sunday? Thought you souldn't take off 2 days.

Looking at working a half day on Friday. Hit the water around 12-1. Which will give us several ours for mistakes. That way we do not drive all hung over Sat. morning.
:ernaehrung004:

tomtbone1993 09-26-2007 02:26 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2285690)
Looking at working a half day on Friday. Hit the water around 12-1. Which will give us several ours for mistakes. That way we do not drive all hung over Sat. morning.
:ernaehrung004:



yep....Louie is a good salesman:cool-smiley-027:

joew. 09-26-2007 02:38 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2285693)
yep....Louie is a good salesman:cool-smiley-027:

makes since
:violent-smiley-045:

jeff1000man 09-26-2007 02:54 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2285690)
Looking at working a half day on Friday. Hit the water around 12-1. Which will give us several ours for mistakes. That way we do not drive all hung over Sat. morning.
:ernaehrung004:

How are you guys gonna work half a day, drive to galveston(1.5 hours away) and get on the water by noon when ya'll don't even go to work until 11am?

joew. 09-26-2007 03:00 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2285737)
so, on lake conroe time, that means leave for lake charles at about quarter till sevenpm.

The glass is half full you negative dick hole... We will leave at 11am

jeff1000man 09-26-2007 03:02 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2285693)
yep....Louie is a good salesman:cool-smiley-027:

What do we have to chip in for rooms and docks?

jeff1000man 09-26-2007 03:03 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2285745)
The glass is half full you negative dick hole... We will leave at 11am

I reply with post 10458

jeff1000man 09-26-2007 03:06 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2285745)
The glass is half full you negative dick hole... We will leave at 11am

If we leave conroe at 11am, it would nearly take an act of God to get 6 boats to galveston, launch them, fuel them and figure out which person actually knows where they are going and get underway by 3pm. and you know it.

We can't even go to 105 storage, launch the boat and get gas in less than 3 hours and the ramp is across the street.

I am optimistic, but the logistics are a little off. I will volunteer to take a boat down early friday morning if needed.

jeff1000man 09-26-2007 03:10 PM

Here is a wstultz type boat.

http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o18918-en.html

joew. 09-26-2007 03:11 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2285752)
If we leave conroe at 11am, it would nearly take an act of God to get 6 boats to galveston, launch them, fuel them and figure out which person actually knows where they are going and get underway by 3pm. and you know it.

We can't even go to 105 storage, launch the boat and get gas in less than 3 hours and the ramp is across the street.

I am optimistic, but the logistics are a little off. I will volunteer to take a boat down early friday morning if needed.

I was joking about 11. But if we leave by two we are still going to have plenty of time. It's not like we have never sat in a boat for five hours in LA waiting on a ride:D Hey is Creed goin:hitfan:

spk1 09-26-2007 03:14 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2285531)
Talked to the guy and the boat is in FL. I have all ready noticed all of the obvious things you guys are pointing out. FL tags. Stored on a lift. water on top of the heads. Engines actually have over 500 hours on them, never removed.

I think your fountain will probably have rust in undesirable places after you've had it for 11 years.

Can't blame a guy for looking. Ya'll should stay off my nuts, because at least I'm not afraid to actually buy a whole bunch of broken engines that will never work again like other people.

:D

jeff1000man 09-26-2007 03:16 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2285758)
I was joking about 11. But if we leave by two we are still going to have plenty of time. It's not like we have never sat in a boat for five hours in LA waiting on a ride:D Hey is Creed goin:hitfan:

I feel the sun burn having a re lapse.

spk1 09-26-2007 03:17 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2285628)
Beak42 knows class when he sees it.........That is why he offered to hook me up with one of his girls months ago:):)



BTW Beak42 or Boatman11 you guys going to make the trip with us??

YEa,, one vagina for the rest of your life,, way to think it through big guy. :cool-smiley-011:

jeff1000man 09-26-2007 03:17 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2285762)
:D

How many times have you taken your boat out htis season?

Yeahhhhhh> Get back to those TPS Reports cubicle boy.

joew. 09-26-2007 03:22 PM

http://yachtauctions.com/detail.asp?stockNo=16172

Here you go jeff an 07 for under 150k

jeff1000man 09-26-2007 03:45 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2285782)
http://yachtauctions.com/detail.asp?stockNo=16172

Here you go jeff an 07 for under 150k

No 35 fountains. Oh well.

jeff1000man 09-26-2007 03:49 PM

1 Attachment(s)
After Dale Jr annouced he was leaving DEI, DEI was forced to hire a new driver. Apparently they are looking for diversity.

wstultz 09-26-2007 03:54 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2285757)

Sweet boat.....By U Boy should be all over that one.

tomtbone1993 09-26-2007 03:58 PM

After further discussion, with guys who have made the run before, I think we need to leave out of Galveston at 10:00AM Friday morning. It will be dark around 6:00PM in October. That gives us plenty of time for any hickups that may occur.

tomtbone1993 09-26-2007 03:59 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2285827)
Sweet boat.....By U Boy should be all over that one.

I am pretty sure BY U Girl already has a good excuse of why he would not purchase that boat......

spk1 09-26-2007 05:39 PM

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...163360768&rd=1


someone talk me out of it.

jeff1000man 09-26-2007 05:42 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2285968)

You want the auction sniper for that?

jeff1000man 09-26-2007 05:45 PM

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...MEWA:IT&ih=014

spk1 09-26-2007 05:47 PM

Im going to hold untill it meets reserve,, then decide.

spk1 09-26-2007 06:01 PM

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...163360768&rd=1

what do you guys think its really worth?

tomtbone1993 09-26-2007 06:15 PM

Who wants to take my boat lift to Vegas for $1800.00

boatman22 09-26-2007 06:18 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2285628)
Beak42 knows class when he sees it.........That is why he offered to hook me up with one of his girls months ago:):)



BTW Beak42 or Boatman11 you guys going to make the trip with us??

Yea I think I might be in for an adventure..Whats the deal with slips when we get there?

I can leave on Friday:ernaehrung004::cool-smiley-027:


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