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07-18-2011 | 04:40 PM
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WOW!!! thanks josephine.... that took a huge effort and we all appreciate it..... but, two issues.
Since i didnt get an email that means i guess im not cool enough to be in the TOPPS OSO email cool kids list??? thats kinda fuqed but OK, we will chalk it up to simple oversight.
My real issue is since you to took the tremendous time to make all these arrangements one would think you spend thee other 11 seconds necessary and put down what dates they include, maybe your itinerary so we can all hook up>>>>> just sayin
Since i didnt get an email that means i guess im not cool enough to be in the TOPPS OSO email cool kids list??? thats kinda fuqed but OK, we will chalk it up to simple oversight.
My real issue is since you to took the tremendous time to make all these arrangements one would think you spend thee other 11 seconds necessary and put down what dates they include, maybe your itinerary so we can all hook up>>>>> just sayin
2) I am not on the topps list.
3) It is cheaper for me if you don't go
4) Hotel is from 11/10-11/14. Flight is still tbd.
07-18-2011 | 04:45 PM
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This place sucks lately...
Joew really didn't need to set all this stuff up for everyone since we all know he will be sleeping face down in the street snuggling up to a curb on Duval. His room will be totally empty the whole weekend.
Big Andy realizes this so he will be trying to sneak into Joew's room and use the unused until Kim grabs him by the whiskers and hurls him off of the balcony.
David and John will end up getting so wasted they fall in the water at the marina and instead of lossing their drinks they will tread water until they are empty before searching for a ladder to get dry again. At which time Joe will push them back in repeatedly.
Cornbread won't go...again. Even though he will decide to and then talk himself out 15 times.
Trojan man and I probably won't go due to severe vagina infections.
JeffWoman will say he is dragging the Nortech down there and get three guys to ride with him just to dump the plans and get plane tickets the day before, leaving the other three guys stranded with the choice of not to go or buy $1,000,000 plane tickets. Once there, he will be one of the guys that Joe pushes in the water repeatedly.
SPK1 Will be taking the Ciggy only to get lost due to a wrong turn in North Carolina. He will give up, pull back into Lauderdale and get Papa G loaded up in the Escalade to go to the nearest buffet for three hours.
Tim and Patricia will go and drink all of the shots in Key West, and still be sober.
Roper will go, run his boat, drink and have a good time. Never seeing any of our normal crew because he will be out having problem free fun like we would all like to do but can't get up at 4:00am. But, he will be in bed before 8:00.
T-boner will have fun, but not in Key West, at work in Houston. ByU will be there as well.
Joe will punch someone in the riding crew because Jeff told them they had the wrong props and didn't know $hit about boat racing. The fight will get nasty, with lots of misses, until the member of the race crew tells him to "suck it". He will then ball over in laughter allowing the team to escape.
No one will eat the continental breakfast because they won't be up.
There will be no Golf cart spared, no wife safe, no pizza un flippable, and no expert untested.
You guys will have a blast.
If I left you out please don't get butt hurt. My memory isn't too good these days.
"I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue"
Joew really didn't need to set all this stuff up for everyone since we all know he will be sleeping face down in the street snuggling up to a curb on Duval. His room will be totally empty the whole weekend.
Big Andy realizes this so he will be trying to sneak into Joew's room and use the unused until Kim grabs him by the whiskers and hurls him off of the balcony.
David and John will end up getting so wasted they fall in the water at the marina and instead of lossing their drinks they will tread water until they are empty before searching for a ladder to get dry again. At which time Joe will push them back in repeatedly.
Cornbread won't go...again. Even though he will decide to and then talk himself out 15 times.
Trojan man and I probably won't go due to severe vagina infections.
JeffWoman will say he is dragging the Nortech down there and get three guys to ride with him just to dump the plans and get plane tickets the day before, leaving the other three guys stranded with the choice of not to go or buy $1,000,000 plane tickets. Once there, he will be one of the guys that Joe pushes in the water repeatedly.
SPK1 Will be taking the Ciggy only to get lost due to a wrong turn in North Carolina. He will give up, pull back into Lauderdale and get Papa G loaded up in the Escalade to go to the nearest buffet for three hours.
Tim and Patricia will go and drink all of the shots in Key West, and still be sober.
Roper will go, run his boat, drink and have a good time. Never seeing any of our normal crew because he will be out having problem free fun like we would all like to do but can't get up at 4:00am. But, he will be in bed before 8:00.
T-boner will have fun, but not in Key West, at work in Houston. ByU will be there as well.
Joe will punch someone in the riding crew because Jeff told them they had the wrong props and didn't know $hit about boat racing. The fight will get nasty, with lots of misses, until the member of the race crew tells him to "suck it". He will then ball over in laughter allowing the team to escape.
No one will eat the continental breakfast because they won't be up.
There will be no Golf cart spared, no wife safe, no pizza un flippable, and no expert untested.
You guys will have a blast.
If I left you out please don't get butt hurt. My memory isn't too good these days.
"I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue"
07-18-2011 | 04:46 PM
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From: LAKE CONROE, TX
Obama goes to a primary school to talk to the kids to get a little PR.. After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and Obama asks him his name.
" Stanley ," responds the little boy.
"And what is your question, Stanley ?"
"I have 4 questions:
First, why did the USA Bomb Libya without the support of the Congress?
Second, why are you President when John McCain got more votes?
Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?"
Fourth, why are we so worried about gay-marriage when 1/2 of all Americans don't have health insurance?
Just then, the bell rings for recess. Obama informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.
When they resume Obama says, "OK, where were we? Oh, that 's right: question time. Who has a question?"
Another little boy puts up his hand. Obama points him out and asks him his name.
"Steve," he responds.
"And what is your question, Steve?"
“Actually, I have 6 questions.
First, why did the USA Bomb Libya without the support of the Congress?
Second, why are you President when John McCain got more votes?
Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?
Fourth, why are we so worried about gay marriage when 1/2 of all Americans don't have health insurance?
Fifth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?
And sixth, what the hell happened to Stanley ?"
" Stanley ," responds the little boy.
"And what is your question, Stanley ?"
"I have 4 questions:
First, why did the USA Bomb Libya without the support of the Congress?
Second, why are you President when John McCain got more votes?
Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?"
Fourth, why are we so worried about gay-marriage when 1/2 of all Americans don't have health insurance?
Just then, the bell rings for recess. Obama informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.
When they resume Obama says, "OK, where were we? Oh, that 's right: question time. Who has a question?"
Another little boy puts up his hand. Obama points him out and asks him his name.
"Steve," he responds.
"And what is your question, Steve?"
“Actually, I have 6 questions.
First, why did the USA Bomb Libya without the support of the Congress?
Second, why are you President when John McCain got more votes?
Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?
Fourth, why are we so worried about gay marriage when 1/2 of all Americans don't have health insurance?
Fifth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?
And sixth, what the hell happened to Stanley ?"
07-18-2011 | 08:21 PM
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07-18-2011 | 08:57 PM
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too soon?
07-19-2011 | 02:10 PM
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07-19-2011 | 03:04 PM
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