Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2060388)

Tom you need a pit crew and some motivation to put that thing back together. I will take care of the motivation. "HELLO MY NAME IS MATT FOLEY, AND I AM HERE TO TELL YOU WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF YOU DO NOT GET OFF YOUR AZZ AND FINISH THAT BOAT. YOU ARE GOING TO LIVE IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!!!!, SO FROM NOW ON HERE IS YOU HERE IS ME! WHAT'S THAT YOU WANT TO BE A WRITTER, WELL LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE US A REGULAR BILL SHAKESPEAR! WELL IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU HAVE BEEN USING YOUR PAPER NOT FOR WRITTING BUT FOR ROLLIN DUBBIES" Hope thatr helps, now go get'm tiger!

Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2061373)

DAMN are you throwing yard darts! Just make sure the Islander has plenty of gas! Hate for you to have to park it again on one engine.....like a monkey f-in a football! Captin Joe! :drink:

Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2061376)

I thought I made it pretty clear that night to shut the f!@# up:D

The San Jacinto River Athority called they wnat there sand back:evilb:

Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2063113)

WHEN R YALL LEAVING FOR TICKFAW?

Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2303349)

"Hey, if you don't know how to fix it then......you aint lyin !!! "

Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2303357)

No " It's not lyin if you don't know what the truth is"

Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2305572)

SCORECARD:

Blown boat engines - 2

Engine fires - 1

Used fire extinguishers - 3

Broke drives - 1

Broke Trannies - 1

Broke azz mo- fo's who had way to good of a time - 26

Grand total of money lost and cost to repair everything that was broken, and gratuties, and bar tabs - to big to count

Having Joew tell the whole Casino that they take it in the can - PRICELESS

Watching Bigandy pass out in an innertube and float around the lazy river - Better than Priceless

What a hell of a weekend. :party-smiley-048::circle:

Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2306228)

I wish I knew because even I could get laid with one of those.

Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2306239)

No, no you couldn't....

Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2307753)

FU(k it,, Lets get a sportfish and head to costa rica or Brazil!