Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3686938)

You would be correct

Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 3689708)

NICE!!!! We should really look at having it made into a movie based on the novel that they could write...

then we would all be rich and drive jacked up trucks and mercedes benzs and have those awesome cigar boats :evilb:

Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2080263)

that was before lefty traded in his 49 year old girl for a 13 year old girl

Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2080304)

I guess we could start a top ten on why Jeff can't get laid! :D

Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2080305)

It would have to have the fountain, Mercedes, Jaguar, CrapShoot, and battered womens shelter supporter logo's on it as sponsors.

Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2080334)

Cause I introduce 'em to "mush mouth'" and they think he's an idiot when he tries to cockblock me.....don't hate the player hate the game....

Looks to me you have,

10. house on the lake
9. house on the golf course
8. self proclaimed millionaire
7. a 38' boat, BECAUSE I HAVE ONE
6. 2 white dodge trucks.....that makes sence??????
5. introduced to all my friends, cause you have so many.....
4. try to pick up my scaps.
AND STILL CAN'T GET LAID
DO YOU REALLY WANT ME TO GO ON ?????
Cause I ain't scared to play!!!!!:mad:

Now excuse me while I bone my secetary!!!!

Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 2080419)

For the record Jeff has NO GAME and should not be allowed to reproduce. Better yet, he shoul not be allowed to speak without at least thinking about what he was going to say for 30 minutes!

Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 2080467)

jeff should have a chance! But he opened his mouth

Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2080502)

I'm gone 10 F'IN MINUTES AND THE $HIT HITS THE FAN.......WHAT UP WITH ALL THE DELETS....NO DELETES! ! ! !YOU PU$$Y'S, LET'EM FLY IF YOU GOT THE BALLS! I GOT MINE HANDED TO ME BY THE PIT BULL BRO'S. DON'T BE SCARED!:D

Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2080561)

American gladiators who in the world said anything about that show???:cool:

Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2080570)

American Gladiators was a TV show that ran between 1989 and 1996. It was a physical game show, in which the contestants (two male and two female) matched themselves against the program's stable of athletes in a variety of feats of strength and agility. The champions at the end of each season won a prize package, which varied from items that included a new car, a trip, and money (usually over $100,000 total). The contests were often quite extravagant and elaborate, with challenges featuring things such as highwires, steel cages, swinging ropes, and other obstacle course fare.

Most of the first two seasons were taped at Universal Studios Hollywood. In 1991, they decided to move to CBS/MTM Studios (with the studio the show taped in referred to as Gladiator Arena). International episodes were taped in Birmingham, England, home of the British version.

The show was produced by Trans World International (until 1992) with Four Point Entertainment and was distributed by Samuel Goldwyn Television (now by MGM Television). Theme music was composed by Bill Conti.

The show spawned a spinoff for children, Gladiators 2000.

While the show was still airing in 1992, reruns began airing on USA, who had the rights to the first four seasons of the show. In 2003, Spike TV (then TNN) began airing reruns from the show's entire run, save for the first, fifth, and sixth seasons (except for a few specials from seasons five and six). ESPN Classic now owns the rights to American Gladiators, and the show will join the regular weeknight lineup on April 2, 2007 with daily airings of the show at 7 PM Eastern Monday-Friday and weekend airings Saturday and Sunday mornings at 9AM Eastern. The series premiered on ESPN Classic with a seven hour marathon from 1PM-8PM Eastern on Saturday, March 31st, 2007. The marathon was hosted by Danny Lee Clark, who starred as Nitro, one of the American Gladiators, from 1989 to 1992 and from 1994 to 1995, and then was a co-host from 1995 through 1996.

Contents [hide]
1 Events
1.1 Assault
1.2 Breakthrough & Conquer
1.3 Human Cannonball
1.4 Joust
1.5 Powerball
1.6 The Wall
1.7 Atlasphere
1.8 Hang Tough
1.9 Swingshot
1.10 The Maze
1.11 Sky Track
1.12 Super Powerball
1.13 Gauntlet
1.14 Pyramid
1.15 Tug-O-War
1.16 Whiplash
1.17 Snapback
1.18 The Eliminator
1.18.1 First season
1.18.2 Second season
1.18.3 Third season
1.18.4 Fourth season
1.18.5 Fifth season and afterwards
1.18.6 International tournament shows
2 Visual makeovers
3 Hosts
4 List of Gladiators
5 Champions
6 Trivia
7 Popular Culture
8 International versions
9 See also
10 External links



[edit] Events
Most of the events tested the contenders' physical abilities against the superior size and strength of the Gladiators. Rarely did an event call for the contenders to actually match up against each other. Rather, in events where both contenders did compete simultaneously, success was determined by who fared better against the gladiators rather than overmatching the contender directly. All events prior to The Eliminator were played for points, the value of which often varied from season to season.

Starting with the 1992 season, a "Crunch Time" game was played for bigger points before the Eliminator.

In the first half of the first season, a referee dressed as a grim reaper would disqualify a contender or gladiator by putting a thumbs down over their heads. For the second half of the first season, NFL official Bob McElwee, who was dressed in a show outfit, served as head official, and would explain fouls and penalties on-camera as they happened. California schoolteacher Larry Thompson, a former Pac-10 football referee, was head official for the rest of the show's duration, and similarly would explain fouls, penalties, and replay reviews, dressed in traditional striped shirt and black trousers.

Only five events were used throughout the program's run on American television. Other events were added and some discontinued for various reasons.

Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2080604)

i lettered in HUMAN CANNONBALL:cool:

Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2080610)

I gonna bet you guys played "Dungens and Dragons" and ate paint chips when you were kids!

Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2081211)

Leave him alone Bigandy, his trailer is what gives his boat speeeeeed :D

Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2081237)

i learned in AA i shouldnt go to bars before 12 am becausse if i have more than threee hours straight drinking time i can tend to become a bit obtuse, maybe i should go far as to say obnoxious or less than courteous....

Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2081857)

Jeff when you get ready to sell your boat is OSO going to make you put it in the NON- performance section???

Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2081894)

Quit changing my password ass

Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2081900)

:stupid:

Hey DUMBASS if I had your password wouldn't you think I could post under your screen name?

Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2081903)

I guess you old farts can't do anymore trick fu( kin in your old age.

Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2081905)

Then how are you changing my posts?

Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2082292)

You know how hard it was to actually work today?,, I raced home just to see what I missed. I see jeff learned something new today. thats always good. :D

Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2083060)

Fat Albert and the gang sure are quiet today. Don't fool yourselves into thinking your making any money today.

Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2083364)

1-800-OSO-HELP

OSOTOOKMYBOATTRUCKMARRIAGEANDDOG.com

:D

Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2084042)

I had all the dirty Willis girls hittin on me last night. :chimp:

Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2084164)

The only bus you'll be getting on is the SHORT bus!:evilb:

Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2084181)

You always did like a man in uniform:evilb: :evilb:

Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2084187)

I got knumchuck skills and bowstaff skills! Jump back BIATCH!:drink:

Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2084424)

Chad said earlier he has never seen a guy with a 38' fountain go TO the bar with two dirties and come BACK from the bar with two dudes and no dirties???

Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2084433)

Those Willis Girls wanted some Tombone !!!!! Especially the duece-and-a half....:eek:

Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 3690232)

:evilb::evilb::daz:

Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3690587)

Ahh good times! You all suck ass.

Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3692342)

Got my skirt blown off in category 4. Damn that ***** is fast. It's a whole other league. I now have a need top speed on the water and it's well above 100.:helmet:

Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3692342)

Got my skirt blown off in category 4. Damn that ***** is fast. It's a whole other league. I now have a need top speed on the water and it's well above 100.:helmet: