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Old 05-22-2007 | 02:47 PM
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These guys caused some trouble in WWII. Notice the emblem on the nose of the aircraft.
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Old 05-22-2007 | 02:48 PM
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Hell even julie agree's I am a smooth operator!!
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Old 05-22-2007 | 02:49 PM
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Kevin was only involved in definition #1,,Definition #2 only refers to boat names.
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Old 05-22-2007 | 02:50 PM
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2. Smooth Operator 5 up, 44 down

When a man tucks his penis between his legs so that it looks like he has a vagina then displays the final product to others.

Rather than mooning the crowd, I gave them the Smooth Operator.
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Old 05-22-2007 | 02:51 PM
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Top Gun
1. A manly man film, where manly man men do manly man things with each other. Staring Tom Cruise and Val Kilmer being...well, gay. This film was made in the 80's and is about fighter pilots fighting in war. A very manly thing to do but, a little too manly as it has huge overtones of homosexuality that have been spoken about since the films release. Tarantino has made reference to these overtones before and, as such has popularised the theory a bit more. This film also has one of the most sexy scenes in film history...if you are a ***, or a woman. Men in Speedos playing vollyball. Hmm, where did all these gay theorys come from...I wonder.

2. When two guys sit down and give each other a hand job. Their other hand may then be used to tickle the balls.
I wonder where this act got it's name from...Hmm?

This one time I saw a small child sucking off this old man in the park and then the man came all over the little boys face who licked it all off and swallowed it, and that was the gayest thing I ever saw until I watched Top Gun.
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Old 05-22-2007 | 02:54 PM
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Originally Posted by spk1
BY U,
Lets stop off at "perry's meat market" on scarsdale, and show these boys how a steak is supposed to look.
Have you ever had the pork chop? Its the lunch special on wednesday. Heyy,, Thats tomorrow
I can handle that do they have the 72 ouncer
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Old 05-22-2007 | 02:55 PM
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Damn, we're getting a little nasty now.
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Old 05-22-2007 | 02:59 PM
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Originally Posted by BY U BOY
I can handle that do they have the 72 ouncer
That pork chop gets pretty dayum close,,, and $7.99 at lunch time,, opposed to the $32.00 it cost at dinner.
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Old 05-22-2007 | 02:59 PM
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"This one time I saw a small child sucking off this old man in the park and then the man came all over the little boys face who licked it all off and swallowed it, and that was the gayest thing I ever saw until I watched Top Gun."

That aint right

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Old 05-22-2007 | 03:05 PM
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well im off to see my realtor.
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