Offshoreonly.com - The B.S. Thread

IDIOT SIGHTING:
I live in a semi rural area. I recently had a new neighbor (who built a half barn/house on Bowells road) call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: "Too many deer are being hit by cars out here! I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore."
>From Montgomery, TX

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jeff1000man

05-23-2007 10:32 PM

IDIOT SIGHTING:
I know an individual who plugged his power strip back into itself and couldn't understand why his system would not turn on.
A guy with a boat named the "Crap Shoot".

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tomtbone1993

05-23-2007 10:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2138604)

IDIOT SIGHTING:
When I arrived at a range rover dealership to pick up my car, I was told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found Tomtbone working feverishly to unlock the drivers side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey," I announced to the salesman, "its open!

His reply, "I know - I already got that side."

This was at the range rover dealership in Houston, TX !

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stick to false insurance claims

On another note, I will post a link. I see no reason for the peanut gallery to chime in.

http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/s...d.php?t=159065

tomtbone1993

05-23-2007 10:41 PM

IDIOT SIGHTING:
Fat and Bald guy. Drinks way to much and pisses off every female that will listen to him. He lives in Diamondhead

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tomtbone1993

05-23-2007 10:49 PM

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Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2138624)

On another note, I will post a link. I see no reason for the peanut gallery to chime in.

http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/s...d.php?t=159065

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Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2138636)

I know someone who might take it for the payoff. Keep your head up Louie. At least you are getting a little warranty action.

I guess no need for the peanut gallery to chime in does not apply to you........:rolleyes:

jeff1000man

05-23-2007 10:53 PM

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Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2138637)

I didn't "hear chit" I called Fountain with my fuel problem and got a call back with thin 15 minutes. I also got a follow up call 2 days later. I suppose they could care less my boat is only 15 years old.:rolleyes: :rolleyes: But as always thanks for comming to the jump on Fountain band wagon.

As far as Louie's concerns, I have an idea but will let him explain.

You either I see :mad:

BY U BOY

05-23-2007 10:57 PM

this must be the duck thats pissed at tom.

you really should call the next day:drink:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6l9XlyrnEs

BY U BOY

05-23-2007 11:03 PM

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Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2138639)

I guess no need for the peanut gallery to chime in does not apply to you........:rolleyes:

"If you drop a pebble in a pond it makes ripples and soon they cover the whole pond." Bruce Lee

wstultz

05-23-2007 11:06 PM