Now we are back on track

So you are telling us that chad is going to hate his Bannanna.

Hopefully he won't abuse his bannanna. :evilb:

Hey you leave my non payin renter alone. I think he is on to something with this "Park and Might Fix It" Lot.:evilb:

No, Bob Magoon hated the 7 ft beam Don built, but loved the 8 foot beam. Chad's has an 8 ft beam. This was wwwwaaayyyy before Banana existed.

He abuses his banana daily.

:D:D:D

Thanks for clarifying :party-smiley-004::hitfan:

This looks like what Tbone will get WHEN he buys his pontoon.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCEF6zOFj2o

Funny how they always test those things with life jackets, but they really need to test them in real life scenarios with the driver doing tequila shots, 2 drunk fat chicks holding the bow down, the bimini top straps coming loose and slapping you in the face, and the beer cooler sliding down the middle of the boat. :(

Thats true. But I know Tbone actually prefers triple engine setups.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiI4NRnPQKc&NR=1

That is like dating a cute fat girl. She may have her moments but she's still fat.

Chad call me...

Rumor confirmed

as of 35 minutes ago and reconfirmed 5 minutes ago, Shell on the lake is pumping gas at 2.22gal and premium at 2.49.

Get it while it lasts.

:party-smiley-048::circle:

$%^@#(*&^#$#%^!!!!

I just pumped 120 gals. into the Fountain at tbat station Mon night !

Yeah, mine is ony about 25 gallons shy of full also. That is what we get for actually putting fuel into them.

April 1st was on Tuesday. 3Amigos on Cl Lk ..... $3.87

No april fools.

After Colter finished pumping 150gallons into the fountain during a rain storm, they figured it out.

Quote of the day as he was walking out of the store.

"your welcome"

I could only cram about 8 gallons into my truck :(

But since he borrowed my dually for the score, I got a 20 spot on diesel. :D Class act all the way.

Jeff, go steal my boat out of the barn and fill her up, will ya?:D

Why??? That thing will never see the lake:evilb::evilb:

Damn it went up .10 in 4 days:angry-smiley-038:

Well, I'm making sure, that when it does see the lake, it doesn't spend the whole day being towed behind a cabin cruiser.:evilb:

:D:D:D
I still had fun that day

That gas would be a mixture of varnish and grain alcohol by the time you got around to using it.

Someone sure is a big talker. If it is varnish by then, I can spank your tub and then we can raft up and drink what's left of the grain alcohol.:cool-smiley-011:

I was gonna get spk1 and Wade a subscription but I didn't know their addresses:evilb:

http://www.trailerboats.com/pontoon/

Wade address is
6913 felcher ln
montgaymery Tx

spk1's is
6587 takes it in the can RD
gayveston Tx

:evilb::evilb::evilb:

You will never spank anything except your monkey. :evilb:

I will drink whats left of the alcohol as long as you wash your hands first.

Well I will see you non gays at the moco cookoff.

CONFUCIOUS SAY:



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Virginity like bubble, one *****, all gone.

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Man who run in front of car get tired.

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Man who run behind car get exhausted.

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Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

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Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

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Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok .

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Man with one chopstick go hungry.

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Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.

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Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

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Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

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Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth.

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War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

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Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

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Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

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It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

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Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

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Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

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Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

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Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

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Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

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Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

Bad Mutha

http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o22444-en.html

You know I was thinking of getting in on this thread until I saw the gay comments. LOL.

Wait till yo go on a Man cruise on JoeW's Manship, or get a drunk "i luv u man hug" from me or have to try and avoid jeff2000's 4 inch big toe in a hot tub party going up the wrong "culo" or sleep 8 to a room in key west or have wstultz's cat lick peanut butter of your balls then you will want to join............. but we dont want you so f off :)

WHOA:eek: I can handle all of that except the big toe or the cat thing!!! I must have struck a nerve if I am already getting the "f off". HAHAHAHAHHAA

nah its ok, don't worry, chad has no game at 8:52 but Bigandy has no game from 8:52 to 2:00 am the next morning :evilb::evilb::evilb:

Jr was mad dogging me :cool-smiley-026::cool-smiley-027::p:p

So Baldwick homes is the "Builder of Dreams" according to reviewit magazine. He and momma stultz are on the cover this month of April issue six if anyone wants to see:p

This part really got near and dear to my heart:

"Opening the company with Ruth, as a partner and as my mother, has been a life long dream for me, and I am lucky to have the pleasure to be surrounded by her and the rest of the staff here at Ruth Stultz & Company Real Estate" says Chad.

homo:evilb:

if you can't find the artical it is between the guy that has the 48 sea ray (who gets an entire page asking him about the boat;wtf) and smacks bbq "not just bbq":D

Or you could go in the floating STD known as the Skanktuary:party-smiley-004:

I agree, this guy, what a jerkoff, he keeps his boat a few slips down from mine and he is a real di(khole. So this guy buys a full page article about look at me, I have the biggest boat on lake conroe because I get sea sick and am too big of a puzzy to take it to the gulf where I wouldn't have the biggest boat.

What a jerkoff, I guess he was banking on some poontang reading that add and calling him. lol

There is no such thing as bad publicity :cool-smiley-026::cool-smiley-026: