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jeff1000man 09-02-2008 10:18 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2671477)
Cant decide which picture is funnier to me, fast and the curious leaving skidmarks to get to waffle house in their rice burner's or our boy in the UC section..... i cant wait to see how that thread turns out!!!!

http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/s...d.php?t=194387

Need to post the link for the CC Plus website and tell everyone to call and ask for Brent.

wstultz 09-02-2008 10:50 AM

That picture says it all!

...actually, both pictures say it all. I noticed that Chad had the green neons under the car turned off?

jeff1000man 09-02-2008 11:05 AM

The perfect boat

http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o25592-en.html

Now if I can just get rid of all my crap before it sells.

wstultz 09-02-2008 12:10 PM

Here's one for Trojan man......


http://www.boattrader.com/listing/19...press-89399477

jeff1000man 09-02-2008 12:20 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2671683)

Sweet rig

The more I stay over here in FL, the more I don't want to come home. To many places to play with the boats down here.

bigandy 09-02-2008 12:30 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2671683)

then he would have two $90k boats made in the 80's

jeff1000man 09-02-2008 12:34 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2671705)
then he would have two $90k boats made in the 80's

How is the houthboat coming along? I am ready for a trip to samsboat when I get back. :ernaehrung004:

bigandy 09-02-2008 12:36 PM

palmer power just called, missing one hose gonna have to order it

jeff1000man 09-02-2008 12:37 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2671716)
palmer power just called, missing one hose gonna have to order it

Got the Merc number?

bigandy 09-02-2008 12:39 PM

why they sell crusader hoses??

jeff1000man 09-02-2008 12:42 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2671725)
why they sell crusader hoses??

Same thing, but whatever.

Trojan-man 09-02-2008 12:58 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2671683)

I just Jizzed all over myself, that is sick !! I need that

wstultz 09-02-2008 02:38 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2671745)
I just Jizzed all over myself, that is sick !! I need that


That is sick! Clean yourself up.

bigandy 09-02-2008 07:08 PM

http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/s...d.php?t=194472

wstultz 09-02-2008 09:17 PM

Sad day.

wstultz 09-03-2008 10:08 AM

FU(KIN Slackers!!! Key West is only 3 months away, we have a new water front bar and we don't have any $hit talking?

wstultz 09-03-2008 10:12 AM

Oh yeah, RENT IS DUE BIATCHES!!! If you have any $hit at my house and rent is not paid to me by Monday the 8th your $hit will be towed to the nearest parking lot (not my house) and dropped off.

You two know who I'm talking to, don't play dumb.:mad:

Fun and games are finished.....no more "buddy deals"...and no more "well I was going to finish it and get it out of there but I'm waiting on this one part"

jeff1000man 09-03-2008 10:24 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2672895)
Oh yeah, RENT IS DUE BIATCHES!!! If you have any $hit at my house and rent is not paid to me by Monday the 8th your $hit will be towed to the nearest parking lot (not my house) and dropped off.

You two know who I'm talking to, don't play dumb.:mad:

Fun and games are finished.....no more "buddy deals"...and no more "well I was going to finish it and get it out of there but I'm waiting on this one part"

Moses has spoken. :evilb:

wstultz 09-03-2008 10:45 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2672911)
Moses has spoken. :evilb:

Amos Moses:evilb:

jeff1000man 09-03-2008 10:47 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2672936)
Amos Moses:evilb:

Nice. I didn't even think of that.

jeff1000man 09-03-2008 10:49 AM

You know if you get a couple more boats over there and put an admissions schedule, some velvet ropes etc, you can write off the money that you aren't making against your personal income as a non profit museum, and increase your tax return for this year. :ernaehrung004:

wstultz 09-03-2008 11:06 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2672944)
You know if you get a couple more boats over there and put an admissions schedule, some velvet ropes etc, you can write off the money that you aren't making against your personal income as a non profit museum, and increase your tax return for this year. :ernaehrung004:

Nobody wants to see crap that is half put together.

bigandy 09-03-2008 12:35 PM

give me the check for the oil change bucket and then i will cash it and give it back to you.............

wstultz 09-03-2008 01:00 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2673058)
give me the check for the oil change bucket and then i will cash it and give it back to you.............

Cool, then you can give me another check for two years back rent...we can play this game all day long or you can just come get your crap. Work is about to be done on that side of the barn and everything must go. The poontoon boat is being picked up next week and the villian is going to be burn or rolled down the hill into Colter's pond.

joew. 09-03-2008 01:09 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2672960)
Nobody wants to see crap that is half put together.

How do you know where squatters chit stops and everyone elses begins???:evilb:

joew. 09-03-2008 01:11 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2673077)
Cool, then you can give me another check for two years back rent...we can play this game all day long or you can just come get your crap. Work is about to be done on that side of the barn and everything must go. The poontoon boat is being picked up next week and the villian is going to be burn or rolled down the hill into Colter's pond.

I vote for rolled into the pond then burnt to the water line.

wstultz 09-03-2008 01:44 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2673093)
I vote for rolled into the pond then burnt to the water line.

Sounds good. Come over tonight and we'll make that happen.:drink:

jeff1000man 09-03-2008 02:42 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2673142)
Sounds good. Come over tonight and we'll make that happen.:drink:

Aww man. Wait till I get back home. I don't want to miss everything this year. :mad:

jeff1000man 09-03-2008 02:56 PM

This is Joew in the future.

http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/s...d.php?t=194503

jeff1000man 09-03-2008 03:16 PM

Have to get these on the Mainship

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SjgH0eNAqs&NR=1

joew. 09-03-2008 04:41 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2673142)
Sounds good. Come over tonight and we'll make that happen.:drink:

Do we have a picture of the villan w/ a di(k on the side yet??? If not we will need to get that done before the madin bbq voyage.

wstultz 09-03-2008 04:44 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2673349)
Do we have a picture of the villan w/ a di(k on the side yet??? If not we will need to get that done before the madin bbq voyage.

I polished one into the side of the hull when it was still oxidated. I don't think anyone got any pics of it though.:D

jeff1000man 09-03-2008 05:36 PM

CBP in San Diego Catch Violators During Labor Day Weekend

(Tuesday, September 02, 2008)
contacts for this news release



San Diego - U.S. Customs and Border Protection officers working at the Port of San Ysidro encountered numerous violations while performing anti-terrorism inspections. Over the Labor Day weekend, CBP officers seized almost 600 pounds of narcotics, discovered dozens of immigration violations, and arrested 13 wanted fugitives.


From Saturday, August 30, through Monday, September 1, CBP officers made six marijuana seizures totaling 544 pounds, one 28 pound heroin seizure, and a methamphetamine seizure of 20 pounds. All eight drivers were arrested in connection with the failed smuggling attempts. The narcotics and vehicles were seized by CBP.


The largest marijuana seizure occurred on Saturday at about 1:30 a.m., at the San Ysidro port of entry after officers found 129 pounds of the drug hidden in the rear seat, tool box, and engine of a 2002 Dodge Dakota pick truck driven by a 58-year-old man from Garden Grove, Calif.


Later that same day at about 8pm, officers at San Ysidro also discovered 28 pounds of heroin hidden in a 1999 Volkswagen Jetta driven by a 30-year-old man from Fullerton, Calif. The heroin was hidden in a non-factory compartment located in the rear wheel wells of the vehicle.


On Monday at about 11 a.m., officers found 20 pounds of methamphetamine hidden in the sidewall of a 1980 Ford F-150 pick up when it came through the Otay Mesa port of entry, driven by a 41-year-old Tijuana man.


Over the last three days, CBP officers have apprehended 13 people wanted on outstanding felony warrants for such crimes as burglary, larceny, child neglect, and dangerous drugs.


Officers at the Otay Mesa and San Ysidro border stations also stopped 171 violators attempting to illegally enter the country with fraudulent documents, as imposters on valid documents, making oral false claims to U.S. citizenship, and attempting to enter without inspection.


“While anti-terrorism is the primary mission of U.S. Customs and Border Protection, the inspection process at the ports of entry associated with this mission results in impressive numbers of enforcement actions in all categories,” said San Ysidro Port Director Oscar Preciado.

wstultz 09-03-2008 07:26 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2673058)
give me the check for the oil change bucket and then i will cash it and give it back to you.............

Your truck and boat have been relocated. Contact your local marina before your employees tow it.

By the way, there's a check on the center console for the oil change kit. Thanks

tomtbone1993 09-03-2008 08:16 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2673573)
Your truck and boat have been relocated. Contact your local marina before your employees tow it.

By the way, there's a check on the center console for the oil change kit. Thanks

who paid the Lakeview marina $40.00 dollar fee???

Trojan-man 09-03-2008 08:17 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2673409)
CBP in San Diego Catch Violators During Labor Day Weekend

(Tuesday, September 02, 2008)
contacts for this news release



San Diego - U.S. Customs and Border Protection officers working at the Port of San Ysidro encountered numerous violations while performing anti-terrorism inspections. Over the Labor Day weekend, CBP officers seized almost 600 pounds of narcotics, discovered dozens of immigration violations, and arrested 13 wanted fugitives.


From Saturday, August 30, through Monday, September 1, CBP officers made six marijuana seizures totaling 544 pounds, one 28 pound heroin seizure, and a methamphetamine seizure of 20 pounds. All eight drivers were arrested in connection with the failed smuggling attempts. The narcotics and vehicles were seized by CBP.


The largest marijuana seizure occurred on Saturday at about 1:30 a.m., at the San Ysidro port of entry after officers found 129 pounds of the drug hidden in the rear seat, tool box, and engine of a 2002 Dodge Dakota pick truck driven by a 58-year-old man from Garden Grove, Calif.


Later that same day at about 8pm, officers at San Ysidro also discovered 28 pounds of heroin hidden in a 1999 Volkswagen Jetta driven by a 30-year-old man from Fullerton, Calif. The heroin was hidden in a non-factory compartment located in the rear wheel wells of the vehicle.


On Monday at about 11 a.m., officers found 20 pounds of methamphetamine hidden in the sidewall of a 1980 Ford F-150 pick up when it came through the Otay Mesa port of entry, driven by a 41-year-old Tijuana man.


Over the last three days, CBP officers have apprehended 13 people wanted on outstanding felony warrants for such crimes as burglary, larceny, child neglect, and dangerous drugs.


Officers at the Otay Mesa and San Ysidro border stations also stopped 171 violators attempting to illegally enter the country with fraudulent documents, as imposters on valid documents, making oral false claims to U.S. citizenship, and attempting to enter without inspection.


“While anti-terrorism is the primary mission of U.S. Customs and Border Protection, the inspection process at the ports of entry associated with this mission results in impressive numbers of enforcement actions in all categories,” said San Ysidro Port Director Oscar Preciado.


Sounds like we missed one hell of a party :drink::party-smiley-004::cool-smiley-027::cool-smiley-027:

tomtbone1993 09-03-2008 08:21 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWJpFhGreXM


this is why they don't do the Destin photo shoot offshore anymore....although Smooth handled the offshore water better than this sunsation...

BY U BOY 09-03-2008 11:04 PM

could be a good deal..
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/CIGAR...=p4506.c0.m245

wstultz 09-04-2008 10:18 AM

This is a good deal and a phat boat...

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/27-AC...mZ150290565728

jeff1000man 09-04-2008 10:31 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2674226)
This is a good deal and a phat boat...

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/27-AC...mZ150290565728

I know. I have been drooling over it since he put it on OSO last week.

Wish I could find a quick loan for it.

Perfect boat to hang next to the Magnum when the lifts get finished.

Just keep the storms coming.


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