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jeff1000man 06-16-2008 02:37 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2591419)
I found out in Miami,, there are two ways to get laid, #1 be rich. #2 have citizenship and the ability to sponsor a green card or temporary travel visa. Pretty nice I must say. :cool:

We are going to have you banned form this thread. :angry-smiley-038:

bigandy 06-16-2008 02:45 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2591419)
I found out in Miami,, there are two ways to get laid, #1 be rich. #2 have citizenship and the ability to sponsor a green card or temporary travel visa. Pretty nice I must say. :cool:

I installed a gps in your flip flops last time i saw you and i know you are in an hourly rate hotel on 45 and Rankin Rd jackin off to youporn and occasionally checkin on us in the oso thread.... ( its a really good GPS :) )

jeff1000man 06-16-2008 02:58 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2591419)
I found out in Miami,, there are two ways to get laid, #1 be rich. #2 have citizenship and the ability to sponsor a green card or temporary travel visa. Pretty nice I must say. :cool:

We are also not interested in the amount or quality of your cuban man lovers.

boatman22 06-16-2008 04:39 PM

The Wet Spot was tearing up lake Conroe yesterday:cool-smiley-026::cool-smiley-011:

wstultz 06-16-2008 04:47 PM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2591639)
The Wet Spot was tearing up lake Conroe yesterday:cool-smiley-026::cool-smiley-011:

I saw it parked at Papa's yesterday afternoon. How did it run?

jeff1000man 06-16-2008 05:06 PM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2591639)
The Wet Spot was tearing up lake Conroe yesterday:cool-smiley-026::cool-smiley-011:

Thanks for the phone call. :grinser010:

boatman22 06-16-2008 05:10 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2591688)
Thanks for the phone call. :grinser010:

What phone call?:grinser010:

boatman22 06-16-2008 05:13 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2591652)
I saw it parked at Papa's yesterday afternoon. How did it run?

She ran great no major problems. I need to replace the fuel pump on the Port side, but nothing major. Ran it up to 4000RPM and was 59GPS. Can't wait to see what she'll do at 5800RPM's

jeff1000man 06-16-2008 05:14 PM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2591696)
What phone call?:grinser010:

Just nice to know who I can come harass on the weekends. :evilb:

boatman22 06-16-2008 05:46 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2591700)
Just nice to know who I can come harass on the weekends. :evilb:

Were you out yesterday? I thought I saw you zoom past Papas

jeff1000man 06-16-2008 05:48 PM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2591744)
Were you out yesterday? I thought I saw you zoom past Papas

You know I am not going to miss a chance at making a fly by.:D

tomtbone1993 06-16-2008 09:43 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2591306)
Just heard from Shake n Bake. No alcohol on the north end of the lake. Him and some friends got tickets this weekend for littering(guy left boat with two beers, came back with one can), and for drinking alcohol north of the bridge. Apparently some old BS law put into effect for hunters. Either way, IT SUCKS! I don't know what the cost for the alcohol ticket was but he said the littering ticket was $375 per can.:eek:

Park rangers looking through binoculars from shore and then jumping in their row boat to give tickets.

It's official, they have now killed fun!

the north of 1097 thing does not make sense. I have checked the San Jacinto site and the Texas Parks and Wild Life site. Nothing with an outline or a map. It could have been a Forest guy, they have there own rules as well.

tomtbone1993 06-16-2008 09:46 PM

Congrats to Spk1 & SPF:100
 
Dozens of gay couples wed in Calif. after ruling By LISA LEFF, Associated Press Writer
1 hour, 14 minutes ago



SAN FRANCISCO - Dozens of gay couples were married Monday after a landmark ruling making California the second state to allow same-sex nuptials went into effect.

ADVERTISEMENT

At least five county clerks around the state extended their hours to issue marriage licenses, and many same-sex couples got married on the spot.

"These are not folks who just met each other last week and said, `Let's get married.' These are folks who have been together in some cases for decades," said Kate Kendell, executive director of the National Center for Lesbian Rights.

The May 15 California Supreme Court ruling overturning bans on same-sex marriage took effect at 5:01 p.m.

The really big rush to the altar was not expected to take place until Tuesday, which is when most counties planned to start issuing marriage licenses to gay couples. Hundreds, perhaps thousands, of couples from around the country are expected to seize the opportunity to make their unions official in the eyes of the law.

In San Francisco, Mayor Gavin Newsom, who helped launch the series of lawsuits that led the court to strike down California's one-man-one-woman marriage laws, presided at the wedding of Del Martin, 87, and Phyllis Lyon, 84.

Newsom picked the couple for the only ceremony in City Hall Monday in recognition of their long relationship and their status as pioneers of the gay rights movement. More than 600 same-sex couples have made appointments to get marriage licenses in San Francisco over the next 10 days.

Martin sat in her wheelchair during the ceremony in Newsom's office, which was open to a few elected officials, reporters and friends.

After the mayor pronounced them "spouses for life," the couple kissed, drawing huge applause.

Newsom called officiating the wedding "this extraordinary and humbling gift."

Meanwhile outside City Hall, a crowd of well-wishers gathered to wish the happy couple congratulations.

A handful of people opposed to gay marriage were also there. Some held signs with statements including "Jesus said go and sin no more."

Just hours before the ruling went into effect, a conservative legal group asked a Sacramento court to order the California agency that oversees marriages to stop issuing gender-neutral marriage licenses.

Gary Kreep of the San Diego County-based United States Justice Foundation said his group filed a petition on behalf of five county supervisors from Yuba, Stanislaus, Nevada and Sutter counties. The petition argues the state Department of Public Health failed to hold legally required public hearings on the licenses and claims legislators must amend state marriage laws before the licenses are valid.

A hearing on the matter was scheduled for Tuesday.

Also Monday, a conservative Christian law firm and a church joined in faxing letters to county clerk offices, telling them that they do not have to do work related to same-sex marriages if it violates their religious beliefs.

Despite the last minute legal efforts, dozens of same-sex couples were married in ceremonies at city offices in San Francisco, Alameda, Sonoma, Los Angeles and Yolo counties.

Derek Norman, 23 and Robert Blaudow, 39, from Memphis, Tenn., were in the Bay Area for a conference and decided to get married at the Alameda County clerk's office.

"We might wait a long time in Tennessee, so this is our chance," Blaudow said.

First in line to pick up a marriage license in Sonoma were Melanie Phoenix, 47, and Terry Robinson, 48, of Santa Rosa. They have been together for almost 26 years and plan to wed in August.

"It's an historic occasion," Phoenix said. "I never believed it was really possible until Gavin Newsom took the first step in 2004."

In February 2004, Newsom decided to challenge California's marriage laws by issuing marriage licenses to same-sex couples.

In the month that followed, more than 4,000 same-sex couples were married before a judge acting on petitions brought by gay marriage opponents halted the city's spree. The state Supreme Court ultimately voided those unions, but two dozen couples sued and those lawsuits led the same court last month to overturn California's ban on gay marriage.

Among the plaintiffs in those lawsuits was a couple married Monday in a Jewish ceremony in front of the Beverly Hills courthouse.

The ceremony between Robin Tyler and Diane Olson was broadcast live on three newscasts in Los Angeles.

The couple wept and pressed their foreheads together, and onlookers whooped as the marriage became valid.

Rabbi Denise Eger saluted the couple for "these many years of coming to this very place and standing on these courthouse steps year after year of being denied this right, this civil right."

Trojan-man 06-16-2008 09:58 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2592103)
Dozens of gay couples wed in Calif. after ruling By LISA LEFF, Associated Press Writer
1 hour, 14 minutes ago



SAN FRANCISCO - Dozens of gay couples were married Monday after a landmark ruling making California the second state to allow same-sex nuptials went into effect.

ADVERTISEMENT

At least five county clerks around the state extended their hours to issue marriage licenses, and many same-sex couples got married on the spot.

"These are not folks who just met each other last week and said, `Let's get married.' These are folks who have been together in some cases for decades," said Kate Kendell, executive director of the National Center for Lesbian Rights.

The May 15 California Supreme Court ruling overturning bans on same-sex marriage took effect at 5:01 p.m.

The really big rush to the altar was not expected to take place until Tuesday, which is when most counties planned to start issuing marriage licenses to gay couples. Hundreds, perhaps thousands, of couples from around the country are expected to seize the opportunity to make their unions official in the eyes of the law.

In San Francisco, Mayor Gavin Newsom, who helped launch the series of lawsuits that led the court to strike down California's one-man-one-woman marriage laws, presided at the wedding of Del Martin, 87, and Phyllis Lyon, 84.

Newsom picked the couple for the only ceremony in City Hall Monday in recognition of their long relationship and their status as pioneers of the gay rights movement. More than 600 same-sex couples have made appointments to get marriage licenses in San Francisco over the next 10 days.

Martin sat in her wheelchair during the ceremony in Newsom's office, which was open to a few elected officials, reporters and friends.

After the mayor pronounced them "spouses for life," the couple kissed, drawing huge applause.

Newsom called officiating the wedding "this extraordinary and humbling gift."

Meanwhile outside City Hall, a crowd of well-wishers gathered to wish the happy couple congratulations.

A handful of people opposed to gay marriage were also there. Some held signs with statements including "Jesus said go and sin no more."

Just hours before the ruling went into effect, a conservative legal group asked a Sacramento court to order the California agency that oversees marriages to stop issuing gender-neutral marriage licenses.

Gary Kreep of the San Diego County-based United States Justice Foundation said his group filed a petition on behalf of five county supervisors from Yuba, Stanislaus, Nevada and Sutter counties. The petition argues the state Department of Public Health failed to hold legally required public hearings on the licenses and claims legislators must amend state marriage laws before the licenses are valid.

A hearing on the matter was scheduled for Tuesday.

Also Monday, a conservative Christian law firm and a church joined in faxing letters to county clerk offices, telling them that they do not have to do work related to same-sex marriages if it violates their religious beliefs.

Despite the last minute legal efforts, dozens of same-sex couples were married in ceremonies at city offices in San Francisco, Alameda, Sonoma, Los Angeles and Yolo counties.

Derek Norman, 23 and Robert Blaudow, 39, from Memphis, Tenn., were in the Bay Area for a conference and decided to get married at the Alameda County clerk's office.

"We might wait a long time in Tennessee, so this is our chance," Blaudow said.

First in line to pick up a marriage license in Sonoma were Melanie Phoenix, 47, and Terry Robinson, 48, of Santa Rosa. They have been together for almost 26 years and plan to wed in August.

"It's an historic occasion," Phoenix said. "I never believed it was really possible until Gavin Newsom took the first step in 2004."

In February 2004, Newsom decided to challenge California's marriage laws by issuing marriage licenses to same-sex couples.

In the month that followed, more than 4,000 same-sex couples were married before a judge acting on petitions brought by gay marriage opponents halted the city's spree. The state Supreme Court ultimately voided those unions, but two dozen couples sued and those lawsuits led the same court last month to overturn California's ban on gay marriage.

Among the plaintiffs in those lawsuits was a couple married Monday in a Jewish ceremony in front of the Beverly Hills courthouse.

The ceremony between Robin Tyler and Diane Olson was broadcast live on three newscasts in Los Angeles.

The couple wept and pressed their foreheads together, and onlookers whooped as the marriage became valid.

Rabbi Denise Eger saluted the couple for "these many years of coming to this very place and standing on these courthouse steps year after year of being denied this right, this civil right."

tbone, where is their wedding pic ??? :evilb::evilb:

jeff1000man 06-16-2008 10:35 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2592122)
tbone, where is their wedding pic ??? :evilb::evilb:

We don't need dicks drawn on the side of a gay wedding. It's bad enough that you guys let him draw them on your boats.

jeff1000man 06-16-2008 10:36 PM

It would be funny though if Tbone painted a di(k on the side of boat*****'s helicopter.

You knw, just to make him feel accepted.

tomtbone1993 06-16-2008 10:54 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2592163)
We don't need dicks drawn on the side of a gay wedding. It's bad enough that you guys let him draw them on your boats.

your lucky my good pics our on my work PC:evilb::evilb:

Trojan-man 06-17-2008 09:41 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2592171)
your lucky my good pics our on my work PC:evilb::evilb:

we are also lucky that your spelling and grammar are tip top :party-smiley-004: (your,our) lol

jeff1000man 06-17-2008 11:06 AM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2592443)
we are also lucky that your spelling and grammar are tip top :party-smiley-004: (your,our) lol

He had a few drinks before typing that.

wstultz 06-17-2008 11:19 AM

Jeff,

FAT BOY might be for sale again! That is the old wave stomper you're looking for. Call Lip Ship and see what he says. It's probably not going to be cheap though. There is a thread on here somewhere talking about it.

BY U BOY 06-17-2008 11:29 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2592563)
Jeff,

FAT BOY might be for sale again! That is the old wave stomper you're looking for. Call Lip Ship and see what he says. It's probably not going to be cheap though. There is a thread on here somewhere talking about it.

http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/s...d.php?t=188988

wstultz 06-17-2008 11:32 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2592580)

Thanks GI Road Kill hunter!:evilb:

jeff1000man 06-17-2008 11:34 AM

I step at a time grasshoper. I am renegotiating on the cat and going to take it apart. It might take a couple weeks, I am trying to get it a little cheaper.

On Time 06-17-2008 11:50 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2591306)
Just heard from Shake n Bake. No alcohol on the north end of the lake. Him and some friends got tickets this weekend for littering(guy left boat with two beers, came back with one can), and for drinking alcohol north of the bridge. Apparently some old BS law put into effect for hunters. Either way, IT SUCKS! I don't know what the cost for the alcohol ticket was but he said the littering ticket was $375 per can.:eek:

Park rangers looking through binoculars from shore and then jumping in their row boat to give tickets.

It's official, they have now killed fun!

Is that for real? The TOPPS raft up was planned for the north end.

BY U BOY 06-17-2008 11:52 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2592582)
Thanks GI Road Kill hunter!:evilb:

I stalked that bastard for days:DCaught him off guard when he was trying to get his nuts:drink:

BY U BOY 06-17-2008 11:52 AM


Originally Posted by Beak42 (Post 2592601)
Is that for real? The TOPPS raft up was planned for the north end.

Just borrow the Islander and swamp the little row boat:evilb:

jeff1000man 06-17-2008 12:03 PM


Originally Posted by Beak42 (Post 2592601)
Is that for real? The TOPPS raft up was planned for the north end.

2 words. SOLO Cups.

I never heard of any raft up planned for the north end? I thought it was just a card stop?

BY U BOY 06-17-2008 02:01 PM

My gimble ring finally got here.:party-smiley-048:No I just need to put it on:angry-smiley-038:

jeff1000man 06-17-2008 02:24 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2592783)
My gimble ring finally got here.:party-smiley-048:No I just need to put it on:angry-smiley-038:

Get er done you lazy wanker. :angry-smiley-038:

BY U BOY 06-17-2008 02:29 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2592800)
Get er done you lazy wanker. :angry-smiley-038:

Some of us have a J-O-B:drink: Nah who am I kidding:)
I have to decide which way i want to do it. I really don't want to pull the engine and don't really feel comfortable with doing this my self. Maybe I can bring it over to wades and pull the engine. Wanna help?

I also may just have TXriverrat do it but trying to save a few bones.

jeff1000man 06-17-2008 02:39 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2592806)
Maybe I can bring it over to wades and pull the engine. Wanna help?
.

You have to get in line behind myself and Bigandy :cool-smiley-011:

BY U BOY 06-17-2008 02:46 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2592814)
You have to get in line behind myself and Bigandy :cool-smiley-011:

I think i have boatmans #:D

txlefty 06-17-2008 03:05 PM

Afternoon FOOLS!

Just to let everyone know, Walden's fireworks are on Friday, July 4th at 9:15. I'm planning on getting a D.J. around 7 p.m. this year unless someone knows of a good band. Just seems easier......

Anyways....I wanted to know if everyone would be interested in running earlier that morning. (fun run, poker run, raft up) and ending at my place and rafting up for the fireworks. I would guess everyone will be off. Just a thought....:ernaehrung004:


Spread the word that everyone is invited! Hope to see everyone there! :drink:

wstultz 06-17-2008 03:53 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2592806)
Some of us have a J-O-B:drink: Nah who am I kidding:)
I have to decide which way i want to do it. I really don't want to pull the engine and don't really feel comfortable with doing this my self. Maybe I can bring it over to wades and pull the engine. Wanna help?

I also may just have TXriverrat do it but trying to save a few bones.

There is no line at my house. No one has paid me $hit. My shop doesn't run on thanks. Anyone can use my lift anytime they like for some $$$.

...and as long as their $hit leaves the same day.

BY U BOY 06-17-2008 04:00 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2592892)
There is no line at my house. No one has paid me $hit. My shop doesn't run on thanks. Anyone can use my lift anytime they like for some $$$.

...and as long as their $hit leaves the same day.

Does it run on beer:drink:

spk1 06-17-2008 04:02 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2592892)
There is no line at my house. No one has paid me $hit. My shop doesn't run on thanks. Anyone can use my lift anytime they like for some $$$.

...and as long as their $hit leaves the same day.

Thats right,, You heard the mann,, the shop doesnt run on thanks,, if you want to use the shop you must bring an old swing set, a broken down old car, or a crashed up boat,,and put it in the yard. And if you want the Vip anytime pass,, you must find and old wooden shrimp boat, 50' or longer and have it delivered and set up on blocks. :evilb:

jeff1000man 06-17-2008 04:07 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2592902)
Thats right,, You heard the mann,, the shop doesnt run on thanks,, if you want to use the shop you must bring an old swing set, a broken down old car, or a crashed up boat,,and put it in the yard. And if you want the Vip anytime pass,, you must find and old wooden shrimp boat, 50' or longer and have it delivered and set up on blocks. :evilb:

Go away.

Start your own thread for guys who brag about not having to work and that go fishing and running whores all day.

Leave us poor batards to our bickering.

spk1 06-17-2008 04:11 PM

Its My B-Day! beeotchessss! Wish you guys were here. Joe is probably locked up by the federales by now. :evilb:

jeff1000man 06-17-2008 04:14 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2592906)
Its My B-Day! beeotchessss! Wish you guys were here. Joe is probably locked up by the federales by now. :evilb:

Happy Birthday.





































































Bit(h

spk1 06-17-2008 04:38 PM

July 17 is the bimini poker run that leaves out of Fort Lauderdale, start checking your calendars and seeing what you can make happen.


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