Bill Clinton gets better at bottling bulcnit with every year that goes by. :Whatever:

Especially when midnight is earlier there than it is here. :cool:

Oh this one has Tbones name all over it. :cool:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1wIMe0KxA8

:eek:

:evilb: :evilb:

My best work yet,, :evilb:

Im making this my avatar. :eek:

Pretty good quote lost in the history of OSO. :evilb:

Another winner. :cool-smiley-027:

This quote is still true today. :hitfan:

oh you mudda phucka, its on now biatch !!!! :violent040::greenchainsaw::violent040:

This one was memorable,, page 189.

:ernaehrung004:

how come you never show up at all biatch ??? Just keep hiding behind your computer photoshop program :cool-smiley-027::cool-smiley-027:

you are a real piece of chit, I can't stop laughing :p:p you have really outdone yourself this time, sir. :cool-smiley-027:

You two hour at a time sleeping m/fer , I'll be there soon enough. Just got to get this Bs thread back on track before I do.

you made my Z a DONK, :D:D

LOL,, Ive been laughing for an hour straight,

You have done well sir!

Tom did not even enter the event..Was he out paint brushed???Could be:ernaehrung004:

the talking duck is still one of my favorites:party-smiley-004:

Is everyone a merc tech now or what:evilb:

After three long months away, you're finally home. It was a rough trip, but now you're at your front door. You open the door and take a step inside. Something's wrong. The lights are on, but you don't have a timer rigged up. There's a bag of chips open on the coffee table and a bath towel draped over the back of th*e armchair. You're hit with a jolt of adrenaline -- a burglar's been in your home. Before you can react, a guy wanders into the room. He's wearing your robe. "Who are you?" he asks.

You scan the apartment. Yes, this is your place. Your stuff's all here, but it's being used by someone else. Friend, you've got yourself a squatter.


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So you've got a squatter. What do you do now? Why is he here? Find out in this article.*Squatting is a pretty simple concept. It's setting up camp on a parcel of land or moving into an abandoned or unused dwelling. (However, moving into a house that has a family still living there is considered home invasion, not squatting.)

There are a number of different situations that can give rise to squatting. The poverty-stricken commonly build shantytowns on property that doesn't belong to them. The homeless may take refuge in an abandoned home for a few nights -- or years. Some people use squatting to make a political statement about the economic gap between the rich and poor. To others, squatting simply represents a way to buck authority. Even a houseguest who won't leave and a tenant who continues to stay past the expiration date of a lease both qualify as squatters.

Squatters who take over land or dwellings have the law to contend with. Since the establishment of property rights in the U.S. (which were founded around the time the nation formed), disputes over squatting have favored the landowner. But there are plenty of legal loopholes that squatters can take advantage of to help him or her take ownership of a property.

The life of a squatter is fraught with pitfalls and confrontations at each turn -- and so is the life of the landlord who has to deal with the unwanted resident. There are concurrent laws that give rights to squatters as well as provide a process for landowners to get rid of them. So how exactly does squatting work? Find out on the next page.

Some good chit talking in the early morning hours......:party-smiley-004:

That is some funny $hit. The bling mobile in its finest glory. I'll bolt on some green neons next time chad is not looking.

Fine art work SPK!!!

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etmHaeaNsCw&feature=related[/YOUTUBE]

Eat the soap, rabbit

When do you guys sleep? Its off to Travis for the weekend!

Who asked you? :party-smiley-004:

I cant remember how it ends, but your mothers a whoreee. lol :evilb:

Thats what happens when you guys start going to bed at 8pm. :rolleyes:

You have been a busy boy! what's going on big guy? Is there not much to do over there in paradise?:D

Ok it's almost drinking time.....what's the report on Sam's Boat?:ernaehrung004:

it was hoppin last night but it took 2.5 hours to get nachos!!!!!!!! drinks are a little slow unless you are at the bar..... i drove by ten minutes ago and it was practicallly empty!!!!

There were a couple of DPS just sitttin on the side of 105 jsut waitin on people to pull out.

The coppers love it! It's the new spot to pick us off one at a time, by car or by boat. Good Luck and watch out for smokey bear.

He stayed at holiday inn express last night. :evilb::grinser010:

Line em up baby :evilb::party-smiley-004::evilb:

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Just take Megan's dad's sail boat. It has less then 50 horse power so your good:ernaehrung004:

We are probably going to be hiring again if any of you monkies go get your TX license, you can work a little and make some quick cash. I wouldn't consider it a good career choice, but it is good when it is quick and dirty like it will be if these 2 hit.

Can we just use your lic# and give you 10%:party-smiley-004: