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jeff1000man 04-02-2007 08:08 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2078875)
Just got finished taking my forth heater for the day.... not good..:(

Had to stop 4 times on the way to Chorpus this morning. Almost fell asleep on the way back. OOOOHHHHH:drool:

spk1 04-02-2007 08:55 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2079316)
Had to stop 4 times on the way to Chorpus this morning. Almost fell asleep on the way back. OOOOHHHHH:drool:

You sure you didnt want to just keep driving a little further to padre again, :p , You did have a keg in the back of the truck last I saw U. :evilb:

jeff1000man 04-02-2007 09:11 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2079410)
You sure you didnt want to just keep driving a little further to padre again, :p , You did have a keg in the back of the truck last I saw U. :evilb:

I was i the wrong truck today. Besides I felt like I drank that whole keg when I woke this morning.

bigandy 04-02-2007 11:16 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2077213)
Can somebody find that damned beer truck that ran me over this morning? Better bring your A-game tonight, cause it's on! And the WOMEN are TOO DAMN MANY to count! Maybe with a little rain we may get some wet t-shirt action! And as far as getting turned down..kinda like baseball gotta get in the box and start swinging at 'em! ALL I NEED IS ONE! Got my homerun last night what about you punks! :evilb:

Hey thanks for the save from the rich, hot chick with huge bombs that you didnt sleep with,,,,,,,,,,, no really thanks!!!

oh and can you explain the bases to me again, because if "homerun" is sleeping outside in a lawnchair while everyone was in the hot tub in there underwear, what is 1st, 2nd and third?

But seriously, i do sincerely appreciate the ride home, i would have hated waking up in a strange house, and having to do the walk of shame looking like a glazed donut and smelling like crawfish from some random chick.

spk1 04-03-2007 01:21 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2079600)
Hey thanks for the save from the rich, hot chick with huge bombs that you didnt sleep with,,,,,,,,,,, no really thanks!!!

oh and can you explain the bases to me again, because if "homerun" is sleeping outside in a lawnchair while everyone was in the hot tub in there underwear, what is 1st, 2nd and third?

But seriously, i do sincerely appreciate the ride home, i would have hated waking up in a strange house, and having to do the walk of shame looking like a glazed donut and smelling like crawfish from some random chick.

Rule #147 never leave a fellow crasher behind.

jeff1000man 04-03-2007 09:49 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2079600)
Hey thanks for the save from the rich, hot chick with huge bombs that you didnt sleep with,,,,,,,,,,, no really thanks!!!

oh and can you explain the bases to me again, because if "homerun" is sleeping outside in a lawnchair while everyone was in the hot tub in there underwear, what is 1st, 2nd and third?

But seriously, i do sincerely appreciate the ride home, i would have hated waking up in a strange house, and having to do the walk of shame looking like a glazed donut and smelling like crawfish from some random chick.

Scully- "The truth is out there"

wstultz 04-03-2007 10:26 AM

557 posts with absolutely no point........Congratulations!

tomtbone1993 04-03-2007 11:48 AM

Its like a diary for a buch of guys.........almost sounds gay........nothing like a little ball bustin

txlefty 04-03-2007 11:51 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2079600)
Hey thanks for the save from the rich, hot chick with huge bombs that you didnt sleep with,,,,,,,,,,, no really thanks!!!

oh and can you explain the bases to me again, because if "homerun" is sleeping outside in a lawnchair while everyone was in the hot tub in there underwear, what is 1st, 2nd and third?

But seriously, i do sincerely appreciate the ride home, i would have hated waking up in a strange house, and having to do the walk of shame looking like a glazed donut and smelling like crawfish from some random chick.

I did save ya! 2 husbands, 3 kids, 3 different daddies, and looking for number 4....the only way that HO' has any money is on her back! Just lookin out for ya! That piece of AZZ will cost ya 18 years hard workin! :D

joew. 04-03-2007 12:47 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2080087)
I did save ya! 2 husbands, 3 kids, 3 different daddies, and looking for number 4....the only way that HO' has any money is on her back! Just lookin out for ya! That piece of AZZ will cost ya 18 years hard workin! :D

True story, she can get pregnant over the phone:D


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