Ok here is the official story. They had eight waitresses lined up to go on the boat so they went to get the islander, islander returns, no waitresses. George, staley and one more ( stolen baja boy ) get on leftys boat and they and spf mashed potatoes proceed to ride around the lake. until this morning when everyone stupid enough to have given jeff their phone number starts getting called. I just met them for lunch, they were sleeping on the islander at the island, no a/c, no generator, lying in their own vomit ( yes joe puked into his own BJ chair right next to him ) that was after joe fell off his own boat and jeff had to back up to get him, VERY SCARY, last night out by the dam. now jeff is making an ass of himself in eldorado jacks, joe is sleeping on the top deck of the islander ( can you say sunburn ) and lefty is on his way to eldorados to start drinking again with jeff!!! Them boys really need to find Jesus!

OK, I was at Papa's last night when they were headed to pick up the boat. At no time did ANY of the waitresses even remark that they wanted to go on the boat. All of them were shewing us out of there so they could go home. This is the main reason I did not go on the boat.....and I was tired as hell.

Fu(k work today,,, Im leaving in 30 mins,, george is out there, joes getting a power nap,, jeff is going to have another drink,, and the rest of you need to make up an excuse and get to the lake!

Apparently, alcohol distorts perception!!

Ok,, whosss commming with me!

When we were leaving the Dirty Librarian did tell George that there was no way in hell.....that was pretty funny.

Whoss Commin with me!?

OK Bigandy is out of the circle of trust. It was not vomit, more like an uncontrolled spit. Not sure how I was making an ass out of myself. I think Andy is tired of us telling all of the bad stories on him so he is clinging to any thread of trying to lift himself above his usual recklessness.

Spk, thanks for calling and giving me the heads up, otherwise I would not have seen this until tomorrow when I woke up.

UNcontrolled spit?? is that like gagging, because what could have made him gag??

that means spick is a phag, why would you call him... and it is amazing to me how everything changes once we realize there are consequences. the worst thing you could have done was tell me that joe made you promise not to tell anyone!! Thats like shooting fish in a barrel! And as far as me doing dumb things, duhhhhhhhhh you aint letting out any state secrets there!!

And whats up with the chick in the brown with the buck teeth and all the gums and the HUGE bombs, did you catch her in the middle of a fart with that picture?

And why havent you and wade changed your avatars??

a got the verbage from late night skinamax